Every parent knows their child does it, they just don't know it directly if you know what I mean. My mom knows I do it and so does my dad, even though we've never discussed and they've never caught me. It's just a natural thing. They did it too.

Who cares? Better solo than prego. If you catch my drift.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure all parents know. I mean who doesn't masturbate

I don't jack off.

You should try it.

Hahah yes my mum found my dildo!!

well i try to hide it as much as i can, but i guess she knows that it's a natural thing that comes with puberty.

If parents don't know (even without having to ask), then they are uninformed about and not in tune with teen behaviour nowadays.

I think parents are going to be more shocked to find their teenager doesn't masturbate. what is it, 98% of guys masturbate, the other 2% are liars?

and if you honestly don't masturbate, they probably think you're just really great at hiding the seemingly inevitable fact, so they don't confront you about it.

My mom knows due to some bloody awkward attempts to be witty. goes a little like

Sister asks question to mother-
Brother replies: Because you touch yourself at night-
Sister looks awkward-
Mother says "no, YOU touch yourself at night"-
Everyone sits there in awkward silence til son proceeds to grab nom noms--

I'm sure they know.

No-one has mentioned one very obvious thing;

Of course our parents know we masturbate because they did exactly the same thing when they were our age....and most probably do even now!

My dad caught me once. I was horrified. I screamed and he turned beat red and burst out laughing. Now we both make it a point to knock before we enter a room.

All parents KNOW their kid does it. It's like drinking and partying. They know you're doing it...They just have no control about it and don't know it directly.

i think most people do it. i know everyone thinks all guys do it and no girls do so girls tend to try not to talk about it but as you get older you realize most girls do it too there just embarrassed about it. and i think a lot of people parents just assume there sons do and don't even thing about if their daughters do but i think its more on a subconscious level where they don't actually get around to asking you if you do or not.

Not everyone drinks and parties.