I have met this guy, and i really like him, he wants to start talking dirty as we live a bit away from each other and talk on the phone and type on msn a lot, its just when it comes to those things, im really innocent, i dont have any idea how to talk about it can anybody help me? i dont want it to be anything embarasing or anything, just nice, can anyone help?:(
Talking dirty.
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Script wrote:
I have met this guy, and i really like him, he wants to start talking dirty as we live a bit away from each other and talk on the phone and type on msn a lot, its just when it comes to those things, im really innocent, i dont have any idea how to talk about it can anybody help me? i dont want it to be anything embarasing or anything, just nice, can anyone help?:(
Just describe what you want to do with him
You don't need to say really pornish things but if he want to take off his shirt and kiss him all over - say that. If you want his dick inside you - say that. -
fae wrote:
Just describe what you want to do with him You don't need to say really pornish things but if he want to take off his shirt and kiss him all over - say that. If you want his dick inside you - say that.
This, makes sense to me[CENTER][SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Dirty talk often relies on the tone of voice. I've found that it doesn't really matter what a girl or guy says, it could be the chemical equations for the Haber process (lol how geeky OTL) but the tone of voice sets the mood. feel what you're saying. [SIZE=2]Come on, seriously, would I lie to you?[/SIZE]
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fae wrote:
Just describe what you want to do with him You don't need to say really pornish things but if he want to take off his shirt and kiss him all over - say that. If you want his dick inside you - say that.
yeah, just try talk very seductive and tell him all the things you would want to do to him, like in a story, so start with like pushing him on the bed, then like taking his clothes off etc and carry it on from there -
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Racket wrote:
Dirty talk often relies on the tone of voice. I've found that it doesn't really matter what a girl or guy says, it could be the chemical equations for the Haber process (lol how geeky OTL) but the tone of voice sets the mood. feel what you're saying.
Yes!
In fact you can incorporate things he is into.... like if he loves History say History related things but in a sexy way - it will make is sound full on innuendos.
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"oh baby, I'd Hitler you all night long"
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yea just do it... u have to relax..and dont be soo uptight...start on the msn doing it.. typing is alot easier than talking..otherwise he is gonna bounce[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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DomGTR wrote:
"oh baby, I'd Hitler you all night long"
I hope that guys a jew, hahaha. Would be fucking funny LMAO.[LEFT][SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][/LEFT] -
fae wrote:
Yes!
In fact you can incorporate things he is into.... like if he loves History say History related things but in a sexy way - it will make is sound full on innuendos.
I really wouldnt do that, sure maybe talk to him about it afterwards, guys always love when a girl takes interest in one of there interests, but damn, i wouldnt do it at the same time lol -
Kevmo7 wrote:
I really wouldnt do that, sure maybe talk to him about it afterwards, guys always love when a girl takes interest in one of there interests, but damn, i wouldnt do it at the same time lol
I have to admit I did that to my boyfriend once. Only it was rugby related. I actually wikiepdia'd rugby so I could do it. He came after about 30 seconds -
what? so what did you even say?
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Kevmo7 wrote:
what? so what did you even say?
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ahh lol but wow, maybe its just me but that doesnt seem arousing at all to me, im a big fan of ancient history but if a girl was like 'fuck me like a persian' id be like 'haha nah' and walk out haha
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+1 :rofl::rofl::rofl: i think that comeback made my night.Malcolm wrote:
Fucking lol'd.life may begin at 40 but it doesn't get very interesting till about 180.
for those who know me no explanation is needed for those who don't none is possible.
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