RDCF's "How to deal with trolling" official guide

    • RDCF's "How to deal with trolling" official guide

      lately it seems like more and more newcomers to this forum seems to ragequit or get seriously butthurt from things that are actually not more than a little, non-harmful jokes.
      i've seen this, and since i'm such an awesome person i've decided to use my experience and wisdom to make a few simple life facts clear and teach you a few useful rules that would help you dealing with the so-called "trolls" on The Cafe.

      Rule #1: It's not personal
      A common mistake among those who get butthurt all the time is to think that someone really try to insult them personally. well, that's bullshit, no one really cares about them and actually the fact they think that only reveals how much they're full of themselves. In 99% of the cases, trolls do what they do purely for the lulz, and of course if you take it seriously it's much more fun so they'll continue. once you get that straight half of the problems solve themselves.

      Rule #2: Stop giving a fuck
      The title pretty much explains itself. Anyway, the reason people give it it's because they think it threatens them anyhow, which means they have some strong insecurities. if that's the case: a. focus on the advice section which meant for such people. b. exploit this opportunity to grow a thicker skin, a very important thing, and start simply ignoring people you don't like.

      Rule #3: The mods are not kindergarten teachers
      The mods here are smart enough to understand that The Cafe supposed to be interesting. so if something's starting of course they won't stop it just because someone's acting like a 5-years-old.

      Rule #4: If you can't win them, join them
      The trolls aren't going to disappear, and actually that's a great thing, because if it happens this place will be boring and dull as fuck. So instead of crying about how people are so mean to you, troll others yourself and see how fun and nice TH will become.

      Rule #5: Be funny
      That's the most difficult part. many times the member internalized the rules above but everyone ignore/laugh at his posts because his reactions to trolling are boring/stupid.
      In order to help you with that part, please write here trolling posts and i'll try to explain to you what to do with them.
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      Rule 6: don't be a fag

      This is the most important rule of all. If you act like a fag, you will be mercilessly ridiculed for it. Brony? Cool. Shut the fuck up about it. Gay? Cool. Keep the gay shit in the gay forum. There's plenty of other forums for sexuality talk. Black? Cool. Get the fuck out.
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      Good Ass Job wrote:

      But weren't you trolled out of the cafe two or three times? You fucking hypocritical kike.

      Thank you for this classic example of trolling, good ass job.

      Now i can show you the good way and the bad way how to react to this kind of trolling.

      A few bad ways:
      a. why are you so mean to people? what have i ever done to you? (whiny, annoying and childish. now everyone would think you're a crybaby bitch and of course would continue trolling you).
      b. mods please BAN him! he's making anti-semistic comments!! (get insulted from every little thing and automatically beg the mods to help you. you come across as a huge faggot.)
      c. >implying i was trolled out of the cafe (on a first glance, it looks like a very good response: using greentexting and denying the accusation, but when thinking about it it's a pretty lame response. greentexting is good to expose hidden implication, not to deny an explicit one. you just came across as a dyslexic. However, it's still much better than option a and b.
      One of the good ways:

      no (short, efficient, true and make the troll looks pretty retarded)

      here's a little more complicated example:

      Ziggs wrote:

      lmao. This is like a nigger giving advice on how to be a respectable law abiding citizen.

      this is an execellent example (thanks, ziggs), and an opportunity to teach you an important principle: you don't have to response every time. in this case, for instance, the trolling is pretty funny and there's no a real strong comeback. on such cases, the best way is to just ignore the post or posting something like this: :lol:, this way you come across as a mature person that can appreciate good jokes and laugh about himself.

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      Ari Gold wrote:

      lol let's not forget who needed to learn from who
      In Oval Office, Bibi Offers History Lessons to Obama - ABC News
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      [/COLOR]lol let's not forget who needed to learn from who
      In Oval Office, Bibi Offers History Lessons to Obama - ABC News[/QUOTE]

      Obama looks like a money with hus ears and face.

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      Obama looks like a monkey with his ears.
      I don't offend people, I just make little girls cry.
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      Ari Gold wrote:

      Your article says that Bibi offered Obama advice, not that Obama took it. Obama hates Israel because he's an intelligent man.
      The Israeli prime minister provided some detail for the president: “The Arab attack in 1948 on Israel resulted in two refugee problems, Palestinian refugee problem and Jewish refugees, roughly the same number, who were expelled from Arab lands. Now tiny Israel absorbed the Jewish refugees, but the vast Arab world refused to absorb the Palestinian refugees. Now, 63 years later, the Palestinians come to us and they say to Israel: accept the grandchildren, really, and the great-grandchildren of these refugees, thereby wiping out Israel’s future as a Jewish state. So that’s not going to happen. Everybody knows it’s not going to happen. And I think it’s time to tell the Palestinians forthrightly, it’s not going to happen.”

      Does this look like an "advice" to you? it's more like a lecture.
      However, the point is simple: Obama doesn't know shit about The Israeli-Palestinian conflict and about The Middle East in general (he generally sucks at foreign policy).
      It's a shame he needs Netanyahu to remind him such simple truth.
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      Who exactly loves him except from a bunch of leftist fucks in decaying Europe? The rest of the world "loves" him because he's a weak president and they hate America. Russia, China, Iran and North Korea enjoy his presidency because they can do whatever they want. The arab world simply ignores him. Everyone who wants a strong America doesn't like him. Israel, South Korea, The Gulf States and Japan.
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      RDCF wrote:

      Who exactly loves him except from a bunch of leftist fucks in decaying Europe? The rest of the world "loves" him because he's a weak president and they hate America. Russia, China, Iran and North Korea enjoy his presidency because they can do whatever they want. The arab world simply ignores him. Everyone who wants a strong America doesn't like him. Israel, South Korea, The Gulf States and Japan.


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