I was playing the piano, and my friend said have a song about a guy named Chris joining with Hitler. So now I decade these lyrics to you:

Ever since Chris was only two
He always hated apple jacks and his shoes
He was so conneted to his dog, which always said moo
I don't really have a clue
But he always loved playing with adolf
Soon he was sticking up weird high fives
Which he thought was cool
Soon he hated the color blue
Then he started saying "Kill them allll"
So we thought he was talking about the nazis and the holocaust too
So we letted him join the troops
And sooooon
Every Jew was killed