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ARE YOU LOOKING FOR AN A IN ENGLISH CLASS?!? WELL, YOU HAVE COME TO THE "WRITE" PLACE! THOSE ESSAYS THAT YOU HATE TO WRITE?? I'LL WRITE THE FOR YOU FOR AN MINIMUM PRICE OF $50 DOLLARS.
WHAT! A MINIMUM PRICE OF $50 DOLLARS. (for a minimum of 1000 words)
I AM A VERY SKILLED WRITER WHO HAS HER OWN BLOG AND A "95 A" IN HER ADVANCED ENGLISH CLASS. FOR THE FIRST 1000 WORDS I WILL CHARGE YOU $50 DOLLARS. FOR EVERY THOUSAND WORDS AFTER THAT, I WILL CHARGE ANOTHER 20.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
FOR ANOTHER $30, I WILL WILL YOU A NICE, BIG, WORKS CITED PAGE WITH ALL OF THOSE NICE FANCY SOURCES AND A VERY ADVANCED THESIS .
TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS VERY SPECIAL OFFER, PM ME AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU WITH THE NEXT STEPS ON YOUR ROAD TO MAKING AN A+, BUT WITH NO EFFORT AT ALL.
not sponsored by the nsa, dea, your principles or teacher, or any other authority figure who wants you to miss out on this sweet sweet deal