I have this habit where I will pace back and forth in my room. This goes on for at least ten, maybe fifteen, minutes.

I stop and lay down when my legs get tired and sore.

And then, hours later, I do it again. Pacing back and forth, back and forth, until my legs feel like rocks.

Is there something wrong with me?

But what if I need to use the bathroom?

I will never, ever wear a diaper.

Also, diapers need to be (eventually) changed.