The best way to masturbate is to use your hand. Thats it!

You can try to masturbate with using a vacuum.


DONT, I'm just kidding.

on your penis

Hammer to the bellend is the best feeling ever.

Try it, fuckwit

yeh you could try getting a drill and putting the bit to your bell then starting it up

I can't speak for the guys, but for me, somewhere risky where I could be found then 4 u, grab it with ur hand lol and move it up and down lol

hand around dick, go up down, repeat.

QFT. That wasn't that hard.. Now was it?

put your hand on your dick and up and down. Make sure your dick is hard :p

If you're a girl, sticking one of your main fingers up your vagina and moving it up and down and in and out is the best way, or for both guys and girls a vibrator works really well.
If you're a guy, then you can only use your hand or a vibrator. Those are the only ideas I have.

Weird question. Just use your hand and be happy.

There is no such thing as best way. Just use your hand to masturbate and you're fine.

Here's what I do and it is the best way to masturbate.
Step One: Grab peeler
Step Two: Apply to erect penis
Step Three: Motion the peeler up and down until bleeding occurs

I can't stand that...i blow my load way to fast.

Yea well, it takes practice :rolleyes:

Those hit it with a mallet, hit it hard, cut it jokes are getting really old...

I use my hand, not sure but it seems to work for me.

i don't know why a lot of you guys are so worried about using a vibrator etc on yourselves or fingering yourselves to get off?. the g-spot is up their so why wouldn't you want to get off even better if you could? It's like us girls saying we know we have a g-spot but don't touch it though, cause we might like it?. It doesn't make you gay just because you are masturbating whichever way you want to do it - if you are into guys then you are into guys - plain & simple yet it has nothing to do with what feels good.