Food is for eating, not masturbating.
Best and worst food to masturbate with.
-
-
for me its something thats the 'right' shape - ie carrot, cucumber, bananna etc...
-
x2
-
guys, try leaving some liver out to get to room temp (or use a microwave to warm it up but be careful to ensure you don't overheat it), I've found liver is the closest in feeling and consistency to a warm pussy plus there is some weird perverse pleasure in watching the family eat dinner after you have fucked it. I am extremely careful though to ensure I get no goo on it and I do wash it thoroughly before putting back in the fridge, I may be a tab warped but not nasty. I actually got the idea from an old novel by Phillip Roth called Portnoy's complaint, I think it was written back in the 70's or 80's, very odd book but funny as shit if you have an open mind....
-
POPROCKS !!!
and girls DONT EVER GIVE YOUR GUYS HEAD WITH POP ROCKS ITS JUST NOT RIGHT! -
what are poprocks?[CENTER][SIZE=2]Soul meets soul on lover's lips.[/SIZE] [/CENTER]
[CENTER]PM, IM or Email me if you need/want me for anything! [/CENTER]
[CENTER][SIZE=2]Once Upon a Time She Fell In Love...The End. [SIZE=1]Albums: [/SIZE][SIZE=1]1[/SIZE][SIZE=1]2[/SIZE][/SIZE][/CENTER] -
.. what seriously?
lol they are a candy that when you put them in your mouth they start to pop. -
i think a guy using food to masterbate with is just plain nasty! wudnt pie be really messy with the crust and everything :eek:
Girls i can recommend a banana, thinkness is not far off the real thing, plus the kink/bend in it makes it feel more pleasuable. -
i've heard that you can do it into a jar of peanut butter -- strange?
-
i cant say this best or worst and its not something to do for long.....chocolate inside urself sounds like a bad idea but u kno...the quick...in and out....
kit kat XD -
It's also a yeast infection waiting to happen.[CENTER][SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." [/CENTER] -
^ i loled.[SIZE=1]check your ingredients, before you overdose on the cool.
[/SIZE] -
well i didnt do it for that long and made sure to clean up
i dont think ill ever use food again anyway hahaha..... -
studly wrote:
guys, try leaving some liver out to get to room temp (or use a microwave to warm it up but be careful to ensure you don't overheat it), I've found liver is the closest in feeling and consistency to a warm pussy plus there is some weird perverse pleasure in watching the family eat dinner after you have fucked it. I am extremely careful though to ensure I get no goo on it and I do wash it thoroughly before putting back in the fridge, I may be a tab warped but not nasty. I actually got the idea from an old novel by Phillip Roth called Portnoy's complaint, I think it was written back in the 70's or 80's, very odd book but funny as shit if you have an open mind....
Sorry, what did you just say?[RIGHT]If you need to talk about anything, add my MSN - [email protected]
[/RIGHT] -
Please do not bump old threads.
-
Share
- Facebook 0
- Twitter 0
- Google Plus 0
- Reddit 0