Best and worst food to masturbate with.

[ Sam ] · Jun 21st 2008, 8:31pm

Lol well after reading the "i masturbated with an apple now im infected" thread i decided to make my own, so guys whats the best food to masturbate with.

Best - Melon, havnt tried it yet but i think it would be awsome

Worst - Lmao well probably like a rock cake :lol:

Strawberryshortcake · Jun 21st 2008, 8:33pm

melon sounds nasty. I say apple pie!!

[ Sam ] · Jun 21st 2008, 8:36pm

American pie groupie :rolleyes:

Strawberryshortcake · Jun 21st 2008, 8:37pm

:lol:Totally

[ Sam ] · Jun 21st 2008, 9:14pm

Bump

littleangelash · Jun 21st 2008, 9:40pm

For a guy, I think pie would probably work...

I guess some girls use cucumbers but they just look WAY too big...lol

De Stijl · Jun 22nd 2008, 2:09am

Lol whip Cream haha.

ender_the_xenocide · Jun 22nd 2008, 2:33am

Butternut squash.

...

*cringes*

downfromnyc · Jun 30th 2008, 5:56am

;)cactus

Kassie · Jul 6th 2008, 7:33am

carrot

alpha-methyl · Jul 7th 2008, 9:12am

banana peel.

Amateur_soldier · Oct 19th 2008, 10:28pm

alpha-methyl wrote:

banana peel.

'Weeds' groupie.

adsfahsdfjfgdcbcv · Oct 19th 2008, 10:30pm

Pineapple.

FrozenLust · Oct 19th 2008, 10:45pm

^ ouch? maybe a carrot lol

Member20832 · Oct 19th 2008, 11:50pm

A durian?

BrainGooNeedingToSpill · Oct 19th 2008, 11:53pm

A CARROT :o never thought of that lol xx

FrozenLust · Oct 20th 2008, 12:02am

haha

7r4n5f0rm3r · Oct 20th 2008, 12:05am

Cucumber, hands down.

SwimDarlingg · Oct 20th 2008, 12:54am

well, idk about masturbation, probably a carrot or cucumber.
but i know for sure to never use peanut butter when giving head... tried it once and it made it soo difficult. haha.

theinspiration · Oct 20th 2008, 1:55am

lol at swimdarling
i guess pie sounds good i have never tried it with food and dont understand why anyone would want to have sex with food...

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