Weird objects in vagina or ass

  • Weird objects in vagina or ass

    What's the weirdest object you have ever stuck in your vagina or ass (or boys that you have stuck in your GF's or BF's). For me it was this afternoon, we were fucking in her little sister's room and I saw a toy plastic banana on her floor, Started using it on my GF like a dildo and then decided to see how far it would go in, it was about 6 inches long, dumb ass mistake thought, I put the entire thing in her and then we had a hard time getting it back out, thought she was going to shit her pants, she started freaking big time which didn't help get it back out, finally had to go wash my hands and wait a few minutes for her juices to dry a little and I was able to retrieve it, funny as shit now but not so much at the time.

    I've read weird stories from emergency rooms though about gays sticking light bulbs in their ass or all kinds of other weird shit. Anyway, share your stories, it should be funny and interesting.....
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    studly wrote:

    What's the weirdest object you have ever stuck in your vagina or ass (or boys that you have stuck in your GF's or BF's). For me it was this afternoon, we were fucking in her little sister's room and I saw a toy plastic banana on her floor, Started using it on my GF like a dildo and then decided to see how far it would go in, it was about 6 inches long, dumb ass mistake thought, I put the entire thing in her and then we had a hard time getting it back out, thought she was going to shit her pants, she started freaking big time which didn't help get it back out, finally had to go wash my hands and wait a few minutes for her juices to dry a little and I was able to retrieve it, funny as shit now but not so much at the time.

    I've read weird stories from emergency rooms though about gays sticking light bulbs in their ass or all kinds of other weird shit. Anyway, share your stories, it should be funny and interesting.....

    I once stuck a rabbit up my bum...
    She kept lookin' at her watch (Doesn't matter; had sex)
    But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter; had sex)
    I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter; had sex)
    She put a bag on my head (Still counts)
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    BigBoobsAndProud wrote:

    My best friend is a student nurse, who scrubbed in on an operation on a man who had a dildo up his ass...it was so far up there that they had to operate, cause no one in the ER could get it out!! It was in him 4 days before he went to the hosp....and yes...they put it in a plastic bag and gave it back to him!!! haha!! :L :L :L
    x


    4 days, omg.

    l.a.m.e wrote:

    I have heard about guys who put metal rods in their piss hole. As well as flower stems,


    ouch :/
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    Starflip wrote:

    i put a cucumber in my vagina
    i stay away from anything to do with anal
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    ? Why? Are you gay?
    She kept lookin' at her watch (Doesn't matter; had sex)
    But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter; had sex)
    I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter; had sex)
    She put a bag on my head (Still counts)
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    Bahahahaha...this thread is hilarious. That was a close call with the banana...

    I remember seeing a thread once where this guy decided it was a good idea to finger his girlfriend with a fish...it got stuck. i think they had to wait a couple days to get it out...I don't remember if they went to the hospital or not. Some stupid shit though.


    korjan wrote:

    Has any of you tried to put your fist in your gf pussy?


    Nah...she's too small for that.
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