Does anyone know a good way to deal with crystal dick? I just cannot figure out a way to get it up.

Haha, I hadn't considered that, although it may take some oscar level acting to convince my doctor that I have erectile dysfunction at my age. Viagra isn't exactly swapped in the halls, either. It would be easier to get any illegal drug. I also wouldn't synergize those two drugs without knowing the effects.

Good thought, though.

Crystal dick is an affliction resulting from (see my username). It causes all blood to leave the penis, leaving it in a very small, hard state (the hardness results from the absolute lack of blood in the penis, making it purely tissue and hence solid). It also makes you fairly unresponsive to stimulation.

The loss of sensetivity is not as extreme as with opiates or moderate to high doses of alcohol (16-24 drinks), and I can just barely achieve an erection, but it almost immediately wanes.

Yeah, I don't currently do crystal. That was a dark time in my life. Right now I'm just on Rx amphetamine, which is the same active ingredient that is in meth. The effects are the same, only less exaggerated.

I support the legalization of all drugs with the possible exception of meth. Meth is the most dangerous drug commonly used today. It drives people (literally) crazy, destroys the brain and body, causes users to become violent criminals, etc.

I STRONGLY STRONGLY caution against stimulants in any capacity, if for no other reason than certain doors, once opened, can never be closed.