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rosiebabes.x · Oct 14th 2008, 9:09pm

hey guys what are some household items that i can use to masturbate with?
i am a girl..
so far ive used : cucumber, carrot, hairbrush, candle, toothbrush,
anyone got any good suggestions?

PleaseEnterUserNameHere · Oct 14th 2008, 9:12pm

Erm you should really be careful... You do clean them properly don't you?

And as for a suggestion, Why don't you just use a dildo?

eyeofthegorgon · Oct 14th 2008, 9:47pm

a 500 ml bottle (eg coke(lol take the e out of coke and add a c and u get cock its a sign ))
also if u can unscrew a shower head and use the tube... i dno

*Tony · Oct 14th 2008, 9:48pm

Why not get a man?

rosiebabes.x · Oct 14th 2008, 9:56pm

in reply...i cant buy a dildo im scared my parents will find it.. plus i dont have a card so would have to order it from their account..
yes i do clean them properly and sometimes use a condom

and tony.. i have a man, but i dont see him on weekdays

Crabblet · Oct 14th 2008, 9:58pm

Cactus, man.

*Tony · Oct 14th 2008, 9:58pm

Oh ok...
Use a rolling pin :lol:

JackieKay · Oct 14th 2008, 10:00pm

How about an oversized permanent marker?

*Tony · Oct 14th 2008, 10:02pm

Lol

Take the lid off.

JackieKay · Oct 14th 2008, 10:24pm

ummmm I'd reccommend leaving it on.

Ej4 · Oct 14th 2008, 10:49pm

Do you have cash? you can buy one that way, and its not that hard to hide it.

Uhh stick with the cucumber i guess

Hitman · Oct 14th 2008, 10:52pm

lets see screw driver handle phhh and u can use ur mans dick too that should work

scuba03 · Oct 19th 2008, 4:44pm

really good get lots of play doh and stuff it into a condom u can use it when ever then also electric toothbrush put the bristles on ur clit

darkknight · Oct 19th 2008, 8:51pm

if u do wat scuba sez pleez dnt brush yr teeth with the same1!!

adsfahsdfjfgdcbcv · Oct 19th 2008, 9:11pm

I was at the 7-11 yesterday and by the register they had this "energizer" energy drink thing in a bottle shaped just like a dildo. Might be $2 well spent ;).

SwimDarlingg · Oct 19th 2008, 9:25pm

i think this was already said, but you can try to use some fat markers.

theinspiration · Oct 20th 2008, 5:50pm

A wiimote and try to play wii boxing while your going at it. lol. try a bottle or something
o and a hairbrush wouldnt that hurt. they are all prickly and ur just shoving that in ouch...

Kilbykins · Oct 20th 2008, 6:29pm

theinspiration wrote:

A wiimote and try to play wii boxing while your going at it. lol. try a bottle or something
o and a hairbrush wouldnt that hurt. they are all prickly and ur just shoving that in ouch...

The hairbrush handle dear not the actual brush lol

SwimDarlingg · Oct 20th 2008, 6:29pm

^^^ i think they mean the handle, lol.

Starflip · Oct 21st 2008, 9:44pm

quick tip
get a mobile phone - set it to 'vibrate' - and call yourself
the rest is fairly self explanatory but put the phone inside a condom or something to avoid an smelly phone

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