Cold water on your peepee. Ice Cold Water.
[URGENT] Need Immediate help, penis is stuck in a bottle... !
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cedric wrote:
Ok, I am trying to get my dog to help bite a hole in the bottle, and pull it off, but my dog is such a sexy beast that I am getting harder.
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run your dick under cod water and then have sex with your sexy beassst of a dog
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cold water.
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cedric wrote:
seriously though, this actually happened to one of my friends lol, he had to sohw his parents
bahahahahahah.
fail
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[CENTER][SIZE=2]"If you squint hard enough, everyone's a model!"[/SIZE][/CENTER]
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Hey troll you need to improve your trolling skill, how the fuck did you get out of shower and come home with your pennis stuck in a bottle?
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lol[CENTER][SIZE=4]You love it.[/SIZE][/CENTER]
[CENTER][SIZE=2]"If you squint hard enough, everyone's a model!"[/SIZE][/CENTER]
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BAHAHAHAHA!
bottles are pretty small..[CENTER] [/CENTER]
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powerade bottles arent
Inbred and proud of it <3 -
yes they are
anyways this wasn't very funny nor creative people have come on here heaps of times saying stupid things like this try harder
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That was a very weird post, you obviously have some very strange fantasies. Wanting your sister to eat your stuff and a dog chewing your dick, that is so funny, lol you need to wank more!
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Lol, you're nuts ..................... in fact do you ever rub salad cream on your nuts?
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I thought this was pretty funny
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Loool I was cracking my head thinking of a way to save ya as well
...shame on you sir 2 Simple Ways To Live Life To The Best
1) Fear No One
2) Love Everyone
:love1:
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