funny at least ur trying to amuse people
[URGENT] Need Immediate help, penis is stuck in a bottle... !
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when I had a ring stuck in my finger I used watter and soap to make it slippery and it just slided off, you could try that but don´t start wanking again, you'll only go harder;)
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..your a sick puppy cedric.
you may be entertaining, but after a certain amount of threads with the same content, your real side is showing, and thats not good, you have got a real problem with your sister, whether what you say is true or not.
maybe instead of trying to be a clown, you should go and see a doctor?[CENTER][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=2]Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?[/SIZE] [/CENTER] -
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Wow what a messed up story
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so did you get your thing out of the bottle of not?
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trolled[SIZE=7]¯\(º_o)/¯[/SIZE]
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lmao
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Lmao.
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haha, I was just thinking, "f*ck me, I tried with a powerade bottle before and there was no way it was big enough... his dick must be tiny!" hahaha
wanting your sister to drink your cum is f*cking disgusting though, you have some REAL problems!MSN? sure ... [email protected]
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The easiest solution you could have had was just taking a really cold shower. Use your brain a little.[CENTER][SIZE=4]...---...[/SIZE][/CENTER]
[CENTER][SIZE=4]Chivalry isn't dead. It's just being a really good ninja.[/SIZE]
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cedric wrote:
Ok, I am trying to get my dog to help bite a hole in the bottle, and pull it off, but my dog is such a sexy beast that I am getting harder. I think maybe I should keep getting harder and harder until the bottle cracks open
Mmmmm! Ooohh Yesss! SEXXYYYY DOGGG! ooohhhhh!
ew.
this thread made me giggle so much :lol::lol:[RIGHT][SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
[SIZE=1]i'm scared of walking out of this room & never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when i'm with you [L][/SIZE][SIZE=2][SIZE=1]
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Rub some butter into it ..
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lol![CENTER][SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [/CENTER]
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[CENTER][SIZE=3]am....[/SIZE][/CENTER]
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It was to make his boner go down..
Although this story isn't true..
People will always talk about you
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:confused:Suspend use of Cialice. Have you succeeded? Photos for proof?
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Oh my god.
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