I was at my friends beach house.. and his sister brought her friend (he's a twin, were all in the same grade) and I ended up giving his sister a back massage.. and him giving her friend one. Well we were all chillin and I just kinda wanked it when everyone fell asleep. I blew a fat load over the blanket and had the BIGGEST suprised look on my face.
First Ejaculation: Scare you?
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YES! I laughed when I saw this thread title.
I remember just completely not knowing what was going on. I actually didn't know very much about sex at the time, I only vaguely knew what semen was. I was scared because I was certain it wasn't supposed to come out and *that* wasn't supposed to happen.
I had actually masturbated twice before, but hadn't ejaculated either time. I was like 12 at the time. -
My first ejaculation experience was good, but I thought that I had peed, until I looked in my underwear.
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Joshray wrote:
Rofl mine has got to be the wierdest.
ok i finished and i was like o shit WTF is this then i got toilet paper because i do it in the bathroom with the door locked i used toilet paper cleaned it up and flushed it down the toilet. Acouple days later we find out wat sperm is in science i go home and i am fuckin scared to death lmao! i thought i impregnated 300 woman in brazil or somewhere im serious then i started remembering all the people who go in water and was afraid it would go into there vaginas and theyd get pregnant. And then i saw myself on Jerry Springer with over 300 pregnant woman and I AM THE FATHER!
Damn i had an amazing mind back then. I am serious thats what i thought
JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!:D
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yeah, i thought i had peed my self too, but it was a pleasant pee gee...and a sticky one :p great times !!!When u r suffering, know that I have betrayed u!
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Yeah it was absolutely bizarre.
I was watching German porn in a hotel room, must have been 12 or 13, but I was basically clueless of the fundamentals. So for a while I was just playing around with it, slapping it back and forth and all that, but then everything just clicked. Before I knew it there was this odd sensation and, anticipating an unheralded piss, I ran to the toilet where I met what is now a regular acquaintance for the first time.
The memory is surprisingly vivid -
i was like 11+1/2 ish. i was in my computer chair watchin porn. I had been watchin porn for a while. i had just started masturbating recently but when my penis started to " tickle" i stopped for a minute before continuing. One time i decided not to stop and then it started to sting a little then i cummed. it went onto my stomach and all over my penis, but not anywhere else. i cleaned it all up and flushed it down the toilet. it wasn't really scary because i knew what was coming. i just didn't know how it would feel.
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