Criminal Mastermind wrote:

Yeah im a cashier at a grocery store around here. Today, this really dark lady came to my register. She was fat, as dark as night, and has a partial beard/mustache. It was a fat dark lady with FACIAL HAIR!!! How funny is that!! So she came up, but i held in my luaghter. I took a nice big gulp of Mountain Dew and took a deep breathe and i told myself i was not going to laugh or do anything stupid. I tried really, and i kept a strait face. It was real hard, because this women bought some tweezer's and i was thinking in my head "This bitch needs some heavy duty razor's, not tweezers". I almost busted out laughing but i kept my face strait. Around the end of the order, right before i hit the EFT button.... I hear a little girl say 'Look mommy i found a bear!' and i couldent take it. I busted out laughing. I laughed so hard my lungs hurt and i had to take a few deep breath's. Turns out the little girl was talking to her mom about a craccer she found in her box of animal craccer's. I felt like such an ass hole. The manager said im suspended until further notice and on thursday i have a hearing. any suggestions?