I got my mom pregnant

Ihaveaproblem · Aug 31st 2009, 5:05am

Please help me, I got my mom pregnant.

Now I know this sounds completely dumb and crazy but for some odd reason I am super worried and paranoid.

About 2 weeks ago I jacked off in the bathtub. Not so long after that my mom took a bath.

Now, I'm extremely worried that I got my mom pregnant. She did say she wasn't feeling to well like 2 days ago or so. I really don't know what to do and how to procceed with this. This is keeping me up at night and I'm really scared.

PLEASE, help me.

username #145 · Aug 31st 2009, 5:05am

Nah.
This is from a cartoon.
I've seen it before.

Ihaveaproblem · Aug 31st 2009, 5:17am

what..? You don't think I got my mom pregnant?

JoBro · Aug 31st 2009, 7:23am

I doubt she's pregnant... Sperm, esepcially if it isn't placed directly in the vagina to begin with, does not have a good chance of surviving, getting into the vagina, crawling it's way up into the cervix, and fertilizing the egg.

It's almost impossible.

She could just be sick. It may have nothing to do with pregnancy.

Really, there's nothing to worry about. Relax, because the chances she's pregnant are about 0.001%

redforeva · Aug 31st 2009, 7:27am

The temperature of the bathwater (100 F+) when warm, would surely kill whatever sperm you left.

Chances are like 0.

TheFunkyBunch · Aug 31st 2009, 8:03am

Ihaveaproblem wrote:

Please help me, I got my mom pregnant.

Now I know this sounds completely dumb and crazy but for some odd reason I am super worried and paranoid.

About 2 weeks ago I jacked off in the bathtub. Not so long after that my mom took a bath.

Now, I'm extremely worried that I got my mom pregnant. She did say she wasn't feeling to well like 2 days ago or so. I really don't know what to do and how to procceed with this. This is keeping me up at night and I'm really scared.

PLEASE, help me.

this is not anatomically possible. sperm does not last that long in extreme conditions. you're fine.

ameera-creme · Aug 31st 2009, 8:18am

Ihaveaproblem wrote:

Please help me, I got my mom pregnant.

Now I know this sounds completely dumb and crazy but for some odd reason I am super worried and paranoid.

About 2 weeks ago I jacked off in the bathtub. Not so long after that my mom took a bath.

Now, I'm extremely worried that I got my mom pregnant. She did say she wasn't feeling to well like 2 days ago or so. I really don't know what to do and how to procceed with this. This is keeping me up at night and I'm really scared.

PLEASE, help me.

if you're thinking you got your mom pregnant over that you need to go retake sex ed class

LOLFag · Aug 31st 2009, 8:49am

Ihaveaproblem wrote:

Please help me, I got my mom pregnant.

Now I know this sounds completely dumb and crazy but for some odd reason I am super worried and paranoid.

About 2 weeks ago I jacked off in the bathtub. Not so long after that my mom took a bath.

Now, I'm extremely worried that I got my mom pregnant. She did say she wasn't feeling to well like 2 days ago or so. I really don't know what to do and how to procceed with this. This is keeping me up at night and I'm really scared.

PLEASE, help me.

Impossible physically.

Also incorrect because signs of pregnancy cannot show in just a couple days. Months.

Heather · Aug 31st 2009, 8:50am

LOLFag wrote:

Impossible physically.

Also incorrect because signs of pregnancy cannot show in just a couple days. Months.

Exactly.

The only sign that might show up early, is the missed period. And if youre finding out about your mom's periods, just...wow.

malferrari · Aug 31st 2009, 8:51am

impossible, gross that you even thought about that, and wow lol.

LOLFag · Aug 31st 2009, 12:10pm

Troll fail.

Nathan17 · Aug 31st 2009, 1:44pm

ahahahahahahahahaha....

FAIL!!!!!!!

Dom · Aug 31st 2009, 1:55pm

/ban

Tsunkatse · Aug 31st 2009, 1:59pm

Wow, you're child is going to be your offspring and your sibling. How exciting!

xyz123456 · Aug 31st 2009, 2:22pm

Owen wrote:

Wow, you're child is going to be your offspring and your sibling. How exciting!

Oh, just what we need...more baby troll-lets running around. :rolleyes:

Henry · Aug 31st 2009, 2:27pm

FAIL

Woman have baths at like extreme heat, sperm dies in that heat

Amy. · Aug 31st 2009, 5:14pm

lol, like everyone has said, that is impossible.

Liam · Aug 31st 2009, 5:16pm

Stop assuming he's a troll, she could just have food poisoning.

Mrs. Frazer · Aug 31st 2009, 6:06pm

Well.. Im sort of freaked.. And laughing a bit. :p

Close call, eh ?

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