Ssraistlin's super-personal survey!

    • Re: Ssraistlin's super-personal survey!

      1. First Name...?
      Linkin

      2. Favorite Colour(s)...?
      Red, black, grey, white, blue.

      3. Do you play WoW...If so, on what server...?
      I don't.

      4. If you could live in any time period, (past, present, or future; be as specific as possible) which would it be...?
      I dunno...

      5. What is your opinion of Ewold...?
      My opinion of what?

      6. If you could fight in any war, which would it be...? (For ancient conflicts simply say what civilization you would fight for...)
      None, duh.

      7. Are you racist...?
      Nah.

      8. Hawtest Woman ever...?
      I like it up the ass....

      9. How often do you fap...?
      Once or twice a day.

      10. ...?
      Yes ...

      11. Ever Cyb0red...?
      No, that's just lame and desperate.

      12. What Colour are your eyes...?
      Blue/grey.

      13. Do you have any mental problems...?
      Yeah.

      14. If you could speak any fictional language which would it be...?
      None of them. What's the good of that?

      15. Who is the greatest military commander of all time (e.g. Saladin, Rommel, Alexander the Great...)...?
      Me.

      16. Who is the greatest politician of all time (e.g. Roosevelt, Cleopatra, Pericles...)...?
      Me.

      17. Who is the greatest thinker/scientist of all time (e.g. Einstein, Aristotle, Gauss...)...?
      Me.

      18. If you could have one piece of technology from 100 years in the future, what would it be...? (BE REASONABLE)
      I dunno. I don't care.

      19. Who is the greatest writer/poet of all time...?
      Me.

      20. What is your favourite firearm...? (BE SPECIFIC! e.g. AK-47, M-16)
      My dick?

      21. What is your favourite kind of weapon...? (e.g. gun, sword, axe, staff)
      My dick?

      22. How old are you...?
      I'm 18.

      23. What race are you...?
      Aussie, mate.

      24. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be...?
      Uh, not sure.

      25. Social Security Number...?
      Like I know that.

      26. Favourite song...?
      I have a few.

      27. Favourite movie...?
      I have a few.

      28. Favourite book...?
      I have a few.

      29. Greatest hero of all time...?
      Me.

      30. How naked are you right now on a scale of 1-10...?
      About a 5. My top half is naked, my bottom half isn't.

      31. Ever been arrested...? If so, what for...?
      Yes. Mainly assault, theft and possession charges.

      32. How are you feeling right now...?
      Worried.

      33. How hard are you right now on a scale of 1-10...?
      Downstairs? Not hard at all. A one?

      34. What's the best mode of transportation...?
      My car.

      35. Ever been attacked by rampaging hordes of Butt-Pirates...?
      Uh no.

      36. What are your favourite words based on sound (e.g. cellar-door)...?
      What kind of a question is that?

      37. If you could teach any subject, real or fictional (Non-existant ones are allowed e.g. how to kill a man, baby-making, fapping, how to be cool, italian impersonation) what would it be...?
      I'd teach people to give head.

      38. If you could kill one person, without going to prison, who would it be...?
      No one.

      39. What is the best political system (e.g. republic, democracy, monarchy)...?
      I don't know.

      40. Lazorz + bebes + kute kuddly kittens =...?
      This question is retarded. Go fuck a duck.

      41. Greatest guild name ever...?
      Also a retarded question.

      42. If you could change your name to anything, what would it be...?
      I wouldn't.

      43. Favorite fictional universe (e.g. Warcraft, Warhammer 40k)...?
      Again, retarded question.

      44. There's a hawt drunk girl who's passed out in your car, what do you do...?
      I'd drive her home and then wake her up.

      45. If you could have any pet, real or fictional, what would it be...?
      Ty.

      46. Do you believe in god...?
      No.

      47. Besides English, what other languages do you speak, if any...?
      Chinese.

      48. Anal, oral, or vaginal...?
      Anal or oral, thanks.

      49. Why are women so fucking cute...?
      I didn't know they were.

      50. What makes a hawt/cute woman...? (race, height, body type, hair, eyes, cute or hawt, personality, etc.)
      A sex change.

      51. What colour is your hair...?
      Naturally brown. Black right now.

      52. What country do you live in...?
      Australia.

      53. When did you hit puberty...?
      13ish.

      54. How many times have you had sex...?
      I don't remember.

      55. How many fights have you gotten into in your life...? How many have you won...?
      A lot, a few.

      56. When you hear "Warm" and "Moist" what do you think of...?
      Freshly cooked cake.

      57. Were you an original member of The Gabbly Crew...?
      No?

      58. Myspace...Ghey or nawt...?
      Learn to spell, you fucking fuck.
      It's a bit straight.

      59. Greatest television show of all time...?
      House.

      60. Greatest game of all time...?
      Lets chase Gavin because his quiz is all spelled wrong. I just made it up then.

      61. Favorite pick-up line...?
      I don't need one.

      62. So you've got this hawt relative (e.g. cousin, step-sister) who's not blood related...
      What about them?

      63. Ninjas or Pirates...?
      Neither. Linkin.

      64. Cake or Pie...?
      Depends.

      65. Should Judge burn in Eternal Hellfire for his crimes...?
      Should who do what now?

      66. What is thy quest...?
      To suck someone.

      67. Favorite Starcraft quote...?
      Excuse me? Again with the retarded questions.

      68. How long is your cock...?
      Depends on how hard I am.

      69. What is your favorite food...?
      Ty. Yum.

      70. Most embarassing moment...?
      The list of embarrassing moments would be an embarrassing moment in itself.

      71. If you could describe your personality in one word It would be...
      Linkin.

      72. When I say Midgets, Chicken, and Gum, you think...
      You're a fucking loon.

      73. Your favourite Liqour...?
      All of it. Except some of it. So most of it.

      74. Wikipedia...Want/Do Not...?
      Neither, don't give a flying duck.

      75. Do you believe in love...?
      Yes.

      76. Ever said "I love you" and meant it...?
      Yes, this morning.

      77. If you could have any title (e.g. lord, duke, king) what would it be...?
      Linkin.

      78. Anything you can do that most people can't...?
      I am Linkin. Of course.

      79. Anything you can't do that most people can...?
      See last answer.

      80. /Surprise Buttseckz...?
      It's called anal. A-N-A-L.

      81. Do you have the power of heart...?
      Do I what?

      82. Do you conform to any clique (e.g. goth, gangsta, preppie)...?
      Yes, Linkin.

      83. A stranger offers you candy...Seriously what do you do...?
      Say "No thanks". What do you think? Dipshit.

      84. You notice a large man fapping outside your window...What do you do...?
      Go and join him. Nah, I'd throw something at him.

      85. What group of people do you hate the most (e.g. furries, emos, white people)...?
      None.
    • Re: Ssraistlin's super-personal survey!

      1. First Name...? Matt

      2. Favorite Colour(s)...? Blue n black

      3. Do you play WoW...If so, on what server...? no

      4. If you could live in any time period, (past, present, or future; be as specific as possible) which would it be...? if u guys have seen I, Robot...when the world is like that. i doubt itll be in 30 years though.

      5. What is your opinion of Ewold...? huh?

      6. If you could fight in any war, which would it be...? (For ancient conflicts simply say what civilization you would fight for...) watever war i can fly an F22 in

      7. Are you racist...? sometimes

      8. Hawtest Woman ever...? thats tough...the girl who plays elliot on scrubs(i think her name is sarah chalk...not sure) and the girl who plays jamie(idk her name, she not in that many episodes.)

      9. How often do you fap...? huh?

      10. ...? ...

      11. Ever Cyb0red...? wat?

      12. What Colour are your eyes...? i think theyre brown

      13. Do you have any mental problems...? no

      14. If you could speak any fictional language which would it be...?

      15. Who is the greatest military commander of all time (e.g. Saladin, Rommel, Alexander the Great...)...?

      16. Who is the greatest politician of all time (e.g. Roosevelt, Cleopatra, Pericles...)...? who cares about politics

      17. Who is the greatest thinker/scientist of all time (e.g. Einstein, Aristotle, Gauss...)...?

      18. If you could have one piece of technology from 100 years in the future, what would it be...? (BE REASONABLE)

      19. Who is the greatest writer/poet of all time...?

      20. What is your favourite firearm...? (BE SPECIFIC! e.g. AK-47, M-16) AS-60 sniper rifle. semi-automatic n accrurate over a mile. its pretty sweet. Either that or the metal storm thing i saw on TV..thats not guna be used for a looooong time though.

      21. What is your favourite kind of weapon...? (e.g. gun, sword, axe, staff)
      sum kinda rifle

      22. How old are you...? 14

      23. What race are you...? white

      24. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be...?


      25. Social Security Number...? idk...if i did, u wouldnt get it

      26. Favourite song...? crazy train, black sabbath

      27. Favourite movie...? thats hard...1 of the terminators or i robot

      28. Favourite book...? sphere or amazonia

      29. Greatest hero of all time...?

      30. How naked are you right now on a scale of 1-10...? 3? idk im wearin shorts a t shirt n boxers

      31. Ever been arrested...? If so, what for...? no

      32. How are you feeling right now...? tired n pissed off

      33. How hard are you right now on a scale of 1-10...? 2 i guess

      34. What's the best mode of transportation...? boats or motorcycles r my favorite

      35. Ever been attacked by rampaging hordes of Butt-Pirates...? lol no

      36. What are your favourite words based on sound (e.g. cellar-door)...? huh?

      37. If you could teach any subject, real or fictional (Non-existant ones are allowed e.g. how to kill a man, baby-making, fapping, how to be cool, italian impersonation) what would it be...? idk...maybe how to drive a boat. that wouldnt work out 2 well, 'legally' im not allowed to.

      38. If you could kill one person, without going to prison, who would it be...?
      omg...so many people...gimme a sec ill think of someone

      39. What is the best political system (e.g. republic, democracy, monarchy)...? watever the us is.

      40. Lazorz + bebes + kute kuddly kittens =...? ?

      41. Greatest guild name ever...? ?

      42. If you could change your name to anything, what would it be...?

      43. Favorite fictional universe (e.g. Warcraft, Warhammer 40k)...? probably runescape

      44. There's a hawt drunk girl who's passed out in your car, what do you do...? depends on how hot she is...either kick her out or wake her up n makeout

      45. If you could have any pet, real or fictional, what would it be...?

      46. Do you believe in god...? idk...i guess not

      47. Besides English, what other languages do you speak, if any...? a tiny bit of spanish

      48. Anal, oral, or vaginal...? hmmm...pussys r always nice.

      49. Why are women so fucking cute...? idk they just are. dont question good things.

      50. What makes a hawt/cute woman...? (race, height, body type, hair, eyes, cute or hawt, personality, etc.) i like small blonde girls. blue eyes r nice. i like girls with straight hair.

      51. What colour is your hair...? kinda blonde

      52. What country do you live in...? US

      53. When did you hit puberty...? idk i think about 12?

      54. How many times have you had sex...?

      55. How many fights have you gotten into in your life...? How many have you won...? i dont remember anymore...almost all of em. i remember 2 or 3 that i lost

      56. When you hear "Warm" and "Moist" what do you think of...?

      57. Were you an original member of The Gabbly Crew...? huh

      58. Myspace...Ghey or nawt...? Ghey

      59. Greatest television show of all time...? SCRUBS

      60. Greatest game of all time...?

      61. Favorite pick-up line...? more of a joke then a pick up line but...I seem to have lost my virginity. can i have urs?

      62. So you've got this hawt relative (e.g. cousin, step-sister) who's not blood related... id be checkin her out. n maybe..'opps i didnt c u were changing.'

      63. Ninjas or Pirates...? ninjas

      64. Cake or Pie...? pie

      65. Should Judge burn in Eternal Hellfire for his crimes...?

      66. What is thy quest...?

      67. Favorite Starcraft quote...? never heard of starcraft

      68. How long is your cock...?

      69. What is your favorite food...?

      70. Most embarassing moment...? almost every moment im with my girlfriend.

      71. If you could describe your personality in one word It would be...

      72. When I say Midgets, Chicken, and Gum, you think...

      73. Your favourite Liqour...? this coconut rum stuff my parents have

      74. Wikipedia...Want/Do Not...? wikipedia is good...but they block it in my skool.

      75. Do you believe in love...? idk

      76. Ever said "I love you" and meant it...? ya

      77. If you could have any title (e.g. lord, duke, king) what would it be...?

      78. Anything you can do that most people can't...?idk

      79. Anything you can't do that most people can...? whistle maybe? idk

      80. /Surprise Buttseckz...? sweet

      81. Do you have the power of heart...? ?

      82. Do you conform to any clique (e.g. goth, gangsta, preppie)...? kinda emo i guess? idk

      83. A stranger offers you candy...Seriously what do you do...? depends on the candy...probably just take it n check it real quick

      84. You notice a large man fapping outside your window...What do you do...?
      wtf is fapping? its in this thing like 20 times

      85. What group of people do you hate the most (e.g. furries, emos, white people)...? black gangster kids who think theyre better then everyone
    • Re: Ssraistlin's super-personal survey!

      1. First Name...?
      lydia

      2. Favorite Colour(s)...?
      purple/pink/blue/orange and white

      3. Do you play WoW...If so, on what server...?
      whats wow
      4. If you could live in any time period, (past, present, or future; be as specific as possible) which would it be...?
      present, i dont like my past and i dont wana miss my present
      5. What is your opinion of Ewold...?
      who/what?

      6. If you could fight in any war, which would it be...? (For ancient conflicts simply say what civilization you would fight for...)
      battle of the roses
      7. Are you racist...?
      nope
      8. Hawtest Woman ever...?
      sorry??
      9. How often do you fap...?
      again what??
      10. ...?
      piggies :D
      11. Ever Cyb0red...?
      yep
      12. What Colour are your eyes...?
      blue!!
      13. Do you have any mental problems...?
      erm i have problems yep quite a few in fact Lol
      14. If you could speak any fictional language which would it be...?
      animals
      15. Who is the greatest military commander of all time (e.g. Saladin, Rommel, Alexander the Great...)...?
      cant member any
      16. Who is the greatest politician of all time (e.g. Roosevelt, Cleopatra, Pericles...)...?
      sorry im not into politics,
      17. Who is the greatest thinker/scientist of all time (e.g. Einstein, Aristotle, Gauss...)...?
      EINSTEIN and DAWRIN HIS ANIMAL/EVOLUTION THEORIES ROCK MY SOCKS.
      18. If you could have one piece of technology from 100 years in the future, what would it be...? (BE REASONABLE)
      personal plastic surgury thingy...

      19. Who is the greatest writer/poet of all time...?
      me, no seriosly umm geeze i really liked of mice and men john steinbeck. and animal farm.
      20. What is your favourite firearm...? (BE SPECIFIC! e.g. AK-47, M-16)
      any lil gun, i have shot one before at a proper place was fun
      21. What is your favourite kind of weapon...? (e.g. gun, sword, axe, staff)
      knife/meat clever
      22. How old are you...?
      16
      23. What race are you...?
      welsh/english
      24. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be...?
      sitting on a ice cap watching polar bears and wales ...
      25. Social Security Number...?
      err nope
      26. Favourite song...?
      hey their delilah

      27. Favourite movie...?
      the little princess
      28. Favourite book...?
      blind beauty
      29. Greatest hero of all time...?
      martin luther king
      30. How naked are you right now on a scale of 1-10...?
      7
      31. Ever been arrested...? If so, what for...?
      nope, im a good girl
      32. How are you feeling right now...?
      not so good today
      33. How hard are you right now on a scale of 1-10...?
      0, is this quiz for boys ...
      34. What's the best mode of transportation...?
      horse back!!!
      35. Ever been attacked by rampaging hordes of Butt-Pirates...?
      are you physic , yes just yesterday coming home
      36. What are your favourite words based on sound (e.g. cellar-door)...?
      bizarre, dont u just lurve the zzzz
      37. If you could teach any subject, real or fictional (Non-existant ones are allowed e.g. how to kill a man, baby-making, fapping, how to be cool, italian impersonation) what would it be...?
      how to care for animals properly

      38. If you could kill one person, without going to prison, who would it be...?
      well that person would have to be me wouldnt it then... urm moms ex
      39. What is the best political system (e.g. republic, democracy, monarchy)...?
      dunno , just opt for world peace. so it that green peace or something.

      40. Lazorz + bebes + kute kuddly kittens =...?
      u need to sort of ur vowls, cuteness!!!!

      41. Greatest guild name ever...?
      cutekitties???...

      42. If you could change your name to anything, what would it be...?
      pixie
      43. Favorite fictional universe (e.g. Warcraft, Warhammer 40k)...?
      pony land
      44. There's a hawt drunk girl who's passed out in your car, what do you do...?
      draw a mustach on her

      45. If you could have any pet, real or fictional, what would it be...?
      i have lots but id lurve a unicorn
      46. Do you believe in god...?
      no

      47. Besides English, what other languages do you speak, if any...?
      welsh!!!
      48. Anal, oral, or vaginal...?
      in my vagina

      49. Why are women so fucking cute...?
      just because
      50. What makes a hawt/cute woman...? (race, height, body type, hair, eyes, cute or hawt, personality, etc.)
      the lot i spose, personality most though
      51. What colour is your hair...?
      blonde
      52. What country do you live in...?
      uk
      53. When did you hit puberty...?
      normal time 11
      54. How many times have you had sex...?
      ive forgot about 16 prob
      55. How many fights have you gotten into in your life...? How many have you won...?
      just grily scraps, all of them

      56. When you hear "Warm" and "Moist" what do you think of...?
      tongues for some reason
      57. Were you an original member of The Gabbly Crew...?
      the what
      58. Myspace...Ghey or nawt...?
      bebo
      59. Greatest television show of all time...?
      ugly bettey, neighbours, house and after life
      60. Greatest game of all time...?
      nintendogs
      61. Favorite pick-up line...?
      dont have one thank god
      62. So you've got this hawt relative (e.g. cousin, step-sister) who's not blood related...
      get it on

      63. Ninjas or Pirates...?
      pirate

      64. Cake or Pie...?
      both

      65. Should Judge burn in Eternal Hellfire for his crimes...?
      yes
      66. What is thy quest...?
      the be animal behavorist
      67. Favorite Starcraft quote...?
      huh
      68. How long is your cock...?
      ok, o inches ...lol
      69. What is your favorite food...?
      dunno
      70. Most embarassing moment...?
      i have few, when i was in sea and my mom shouted i was having a pee everyone on beach looked and laughed,and when i fainted in physics
      71. If you could describe your personality in one word It would be...
      cuteblubblypersistant, see like the last one Lol
      72. When I say Midgets, Chicken, and Gum, you think...
      id like a pet chicken and some bubblegum please
      73. Your favourite Liqour...?
      none
      74. Wikipedia...Want/Do Not...?
      want
      75. Do you believe in love...?
      yes
      76. Ever said "I love you" and meant it...?
      ahuh
      77. If you could have any title (e.g. lord, duke, king) what would it be...?
      princess
      78. Anything you can do that most people can't...?
      bend my legs in very weird directions which does come i handy
      79. Anything you can't do that most people can...?
      urm just look on top shelf, im 5'1 :(
      80. /Surprise Buttseckz...?
      pardon??

      81. Do you have the power of heart...?
      urm yes, yes i do.

      82. Do you conform to any clique (e.g. goth, gangsta, preppie)...?
      i dont lable myself...
      83. A stranger offers you candy...Seriously what do you do...?
      say no thanks, and give them strange look, do i look like i want candy...
      84. You notice a large man fapping outside your window...What do you do...? what is flapping... well if there was a large man id bang on the window to get him away.

      85. What group of people do you hate the most (e.g. furries, emos, white people)...?
      what the hecks a furrie. animal testers:mad:

      that is all
      xx
    • Re: Ssraistlin's super-personal survey!

      1. First Name...?
      Brittany.

      2. Favorite Colour(s)...?
      Midnight blue.

      3. Do you play WoW...If so, on what server...?
      Nah. Always sounded interesting to me, though.

      4. If you could live in any time period, (past, present, or future; be as specific as possible) which would it be...?
      Past, a couple/few years ago.

      5. What is your opinion of Ewold...?
      Sorry, I don't know what that is.

      6. If you could fight in any war, which would it be...? (For ancient conflicts simply say what civilization you would fight for...)
      The American Revolution.

      7. Are you racist...?
      Nope.

      8. Hawtest Woman ever...?
      Idk. There are a lot of beautiful/"hawt" woman out there.

      9. How often do you fap...?
      No idea.

      10. ...?
      ...

      11. Ever Cyb0red...?
      Nah.

      12. What Colour are your eyes...?
      Dark green.

      13. Do you have any mental problems...?
      Nah.

      14. If you could speak any fictional language which would it be...?
      Fictional.. I don't know.

      15. Who is the greatest military commander of all time (e.g. Saladin, Rommel, Alexander the Great...)...?
      I'm going to admit that I don't know too much about them.

      16. Who is the greatest politician of all time (e.g. Roosevelt, Cleopatra, Pericles...)...?
      Washington? Gah.

      17. Who is the greatest thinker/scientist of all time (e.g. Einstein, Aristotle, Gauss...)...?
      ...These make me feel extremely stupid. I can't think of the greatest.

      18. If you could have one piece of technology from 100 years in the future, what would it be...? (BE REASONABLE)
      A car that flys. I don't know if they would invent them yet. And I don't think I'd use it, anyways.

      19. Who is the greatest writer/poet of all time...?
      Gah.. Not the "greatest", but uh... Poe, Dickinson.. Actually only read some of their work.

      20. What is your favourite firearm...? (BE SPECIFIC! e.g. AK-47, M-16)
      ...

      21. What is your favourite kind of weapon...? (e.g. gun, sword, axe, staff)
      Sword.

      22. How old are you...?
      16.

      23. What race are you...?
      White.

      24. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be...?
      New Zealand.

      25. Social Security Number...?
      Lmao.

      26. Favourite song...?
      ATM it's I Never Dreamed- BLS, but originally, it's Freebird- Lynyrd Skynyrd

      27. Favourite movie...?
      I'm a geek, so probably one of the LOTR movies. I also love PotC, Braveheart, The Patriot.

      28. Favourite book...?
      Gosh, couldn't say. It would be so hard.

      29. Greatest hero of all time...?
      Spiderman? I don't know what kind of hero you mean.

      30. How naked are you right now on a scale of 1-10...?
      1 being naked, and 10 being fully clothed.. I guess a 6.

      31. Ever been arrested...? If so, what for...?
      No.

      32. How are you feeling right now...?
      My head really hurts, so not really all that great.

      33. How hard are you right now on a scale of 1-10...?
      Lol.

      34. What's the best mode of transportation...?
      Car.

      35. Ever been attacked by rampaging hordes of Butt-Pirates...?
      Nah.

      36. What are your favourite words based on sound (e.g. cellar-door)...?
      Hell, I can't really think well right now. Pooper scooper.

      37. If you could teach any subject, real or fictional (Non-existant ones are allowed e.g. how to kill a man, baby-making, fapping, how to be cool, italian impersonation) what would it be...?
      English.

      38. If you could kill one person, without going to prison, who would it be...?
      No one. I couldn't take a life on purpose.

      39. What is the best political system (e.g. republic, democracy, monarchy)...?
      Democracy.

      40. Lazorz + bebes + kute kuddly kittens =...?
      Lindsey Lohan.

      41. Greatest guild name ever...?
      ...

      42. If you could change your name to anything, what would it be...?
      Avari.

      43. Favorite fictional universe (e.g. Warcraft, Warhammer 40k)...?
      Dunno.

      44. There's a hawt drunk girl who's passed out in your car, what do you do...?
      Make sure the bitch doesn't throw up on my seats.

      45. If you could have any pet, real or fictional, what would it be...?
      Lassie. Idk.

      46. Do you believe in god...?
      I'm not sure.

      47. Besides English, what other languages do you speak, if any...?
      None.

      48. Anal, oral, or vaginal...?
      Oral.

      49. Why are women so fucking cute...?
      Because they work so hard to be that way.

      50. What makes a hawt/cute woman...? (race, height, body type, hair, eyes, cute or hawt, personality, etc.)
      Oh god.. Umm.. Pass.

      51. What colour is your hair...?
      Blonde.

      52. What country do you live in...?
      America.

      53. When did you hit puberty...?
      12/13. It was around my birthday, I think.

      54. How many times have you had sex...?
      Like, just vaginal? ...3.

      55. How many fights have you gotten into in your life...? How many have you won...?
      I got into few physical fights, and they were when I was young. I won them, though, because guys wouldn't hit back.

      56. When you hear "Warm" and "Moist" what do you think of...?
      Cupcakes.

      57. Were you an original member of The Gabbly Crew...?
      Nope.

      58. Myspace...Ghey or nawt...?
      It's all right to some extent.

      59. Greatest television show of all time...?
      I don't know, nor care.

      60. Greatest game of all time...?
      " "

      61. Favorite pick-up line...?
      "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants."

      62. So you've got this hawt relative (e.g. cousin, step-sister) who's not blood related...
      I'd still see them as a relative.

      63. Ninjas or Pirates...?
      Pirates.

      64. Cake or Pie...?
      Cake.

      65. Should Judge burn in Eternal Hellfire for his crimes...?
      No.

      66. What is thy quest...?
      No idea.

      67. Favorite Starcraft quote...?
      ..

      68. How long is your cock...?
      Don't have one.

      69. What is your favorite food...?
      Smoked sausage and cheesy noodles. Yum.

      70. Most embarassing moment...?
      Hmm.

      71. If you could describe your personality in one word It would be...
      Brittafied.

      72. When I say Midgets, Chicken, and Gum, you think...
      One fun party.

      73. Your favourite Liqour...?
      Not much of a liquor person.

      74. Wikipedia...Want/Do Not...?
      ..

      75. Do you believe in love...?
      Yes.

      76. Ever said "I love you" and meant it..?
      Not to a guy.

      77. If you could have any title (e.g. lord, duke, king) what would it be...?
      Lord.

      78. Anything you can do that most people can't...?
      Nope.

      79. Anything you can't do that most people can...?
      Roll their tongues. Snap their fingers.

      80. /Surprise Buttseckz...?
      I'd be pissed.

      81. Do you have the power of heart...?
      ...No.

      82. Do you conform to any clique (e.g. goth, gangsta, preppie)...?
      Not that I know of.

      83. A stranger offers you candy...Seriously what do you do...?
      Say no thanks.

      84. You notice a large man fapping outside your window...What do you do...?
      Yell for someone like my dad to get him to go away.

      85. What group of people do you hate the most (e.g. furries, emos, white people)...?
      Wangsters.
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    • Re: Ssraistlin's super-personal survey!

      1. First Name...? Rachel

      2. Favorite Colour(s)...? Green

      3. Do you play WoW...If so, on what server...? No.

      4. If you could live in any time period, (past, present, or future; be as specific as possible) which would it be...? Present.

      5. What is your opinion of Ewold...? ..?

      6. If you could fight in any war, which would it be...? (For ancient conflicts simply say what civilization you would fight for...) I'd be fighting for the North in the Battle of Ghettysburg [did I spell that right?]

      7. Are you racist...? No.

      8. Hawtest Woman ever...? Not sure.

      9. How often do you fap...? .. ?

      10. ...? .. ?

      11. Ever Cyb0red...? No.

      12. What Colour are your eyes...? Brown.

      13. Do you have any mental problems...? I'm not sure; I don't think so.

      14. If you could speak any fictional language which would it be...? All of them

      15. Who is the greatest military commander of all time (e.g. Saladin, Rommel, Alexander the Great...)...? uhm .. good question?

      16. Who is the greatest politician of all time (e.g. Roosevelt, Cleopatra, Pericles...)...? yet another good question.

      17. Who is the greatest thinker/scientist of all time (e.g. Einstein, Aristotle, Gauss...)...? Nice questions ..

      18. If you could have one piece of technology from 100 years in the future, what would it be...? (BE REASONABLE) Teleportation device?

      19. Who is the greatest writer/poet of all time...? I don't know.

      20. What is your favourite firearm...? (BE SPECIFIC! e.g. AK-47, M-16) Wth.. 22 guage? LOL

      21. What is your favourite kind of weapon...? (e.g. gun, sword, axe, staff) sword?

      22. How old are you...? 14.

      23. What race are you...? White.

      24. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be...? Australia

      25. Social Security Number...? Not for you.

      26. Favourite song...? I have lots.

      27. Favourite movie...? Happy Gilmore!!

      28. Favourite book...? ..Tithe.

      29. Greatest hero of all time...? Superwoman?

      30. How naked are you right now on a scale of 1-10...? 10 being completly? Then .. 6, 7?

      31. Ever been arrested...? If so, what for...? no.

      32. How are you feeling right now...? Uncool

      33. How hard are you right now on a scale of 1-10...? .. 2?

      34. What's the best mode of transportation...? Airplane.

      35. Ever been attacked by rampaging hordes of Butt-Pirates...? no.

      36. What are your favourite words based on sound (e.g. cellar-door)...? not sure.

      37. If you could teach any subject, real or fictional (Non-existant ones are allowed e.g. how to kill a man, baby-making, fapping, how to be cool, italian impersonation) what would it be...? How not to be wierd. You should take the class.

      38. If you could kill one person, without going to prison, who would it be...? Someone whose hurting and wants to.

      39. What is the best political system (e.g. republic, democracy, monarchy)...? The one the US has atm. Rebublican democracy I think ?

      40. Lazorz + bebes + kute kuddly kittens =...? .. cool?

      41. Greatest guild name ever...? Fuck you.

      42. If you could change your name to anything, what would it be...? My name.

      43. Favorite fictional universe (e.g. Warcraft, Warhammer 40k)...? ..?

      44. There's a hawt drunk girl who's passed out in your car, what do you do...? Wake her up and drive her home.

      45. If you could have any pet, real or fictional, what would it be...? Psh, A DRAGON. xD

      46. Do you believe in god...? Yes.

      47. Besides English, what other languages do you speak, if any...? Some Spanish and German.

      48. Anal, oral, or vaginal...? Good question.

      49. Why are women so fucking cute...? Because we are.

      50. What makes a hawt/cute woman...? (race, height, body type, hair, eyes, cute or hawt, personality, etc.) Personality and confidence.

      51. What colour is your hair...? Natural; Brown with blonde and red highlights.

      52. What country do you live in...? The US, Bitoch..

      53. When did you hit puberty...? 12?

      54. How many times have you had sex...? None. :]

      55. How many fights have you gotten into in your life...? How many have you won...? Fist fights? one or two. And I won.

      56. When you hear "Warm" and "Moist" what do you think of...? Mmm. A poptart that just came out of the toaster?!

      57. Were you an original member of The Gabbly Crew...? Nope.

      58. Myspace...Ghey or nawt...? Not.

      59. Greatest television show of all time...? LOL Pokemon!

      60. Greatest game of all time...? Not sure.

      61. Favorite pick-up line...? Not a pick up line.. but "Bite me"

      62. So you've got this hawt relative (e.g. cousin, step-sister) who's not blood related... Purverts.. But I love to kiss; we could pratice.

      63. Ninjas or Pirates...? Ninjas.

      64. Cake or Pie...? Depends.

      65. Should Judge burn in Eternal Hellfire for his crimes...? Not sure.

      66. What is thy quest...? To Shut you up.

      67. Favorite Starcraft quote...? ..?

      68. How long is your cock...? Don't have one. LOL

      69. What is your favorite food...? Seafood.

      70. Most embarassing moment...? I'm not sure.

      71. If you could describe your personality in one word It would be...
      You'd have to meet me.

      72. When I say Midgets, Chicken, and Gum, you think... Midgets are chewing chicken-flavored gum?! SWEET!

      73. Your favourite Liqour...? Hmm. Not sure.

      74. Wikipedia...Want/Do Not...? ..?

      75. Do you believe in love...? Yeh.

      76. Ever said "I love you" and meant it...? Yeh.

      77. If you could have any title (e.g. lord, duke, king) what would it be...? Nothing.

      78. Anything you can do that most people can't...? Play soccer - and be good at it.

      79. Anything you can't do that most people can...? Drive.

      80. /Surprise Buttseckz...? get the fuck off of me?

      81. Do you have the power of heart...? yes.

      82. Do you conform to any clique (e.g. goth, gangsta, preppie)...? I'm all around.

      83. A stranger offers you candy...Seriously what do you do...? Run the other direction..

      84. You notice a large man fapping outside your window...What do you do...? Shoot him..

      85. What group of people do you hate the most (e.g. furries, emos, white people)...? People who judge other people because of what they wear.
      I'm back bitches.
    • Re: Ssraistlin's super-personal survey!

      1. First Name...? Charley

      2. Favorite Colour(s)...? Blue

      3. Do you play WoW...If so, on what server...? No

      4. If you could live in any time period, (past, present, or future; be as specific as possible) which would it be...? Ancient egypt times

      5. What is your opinion of Ewold...? what?

      6. If you could fight in any war, which would it be...? (For ancient conflicts simply say what civilization you would fight for...)Whichever one i'll be in in a few years :D

      7. Are you racist...?Nope

      8. Hawtest Woman ever...? Idk

      9. How often do you fap...? Idk

      10. ...? Of course

      11. Ever Cyb0red...? No

      12. What Colour are your eyes...? Blue

      13. Do you have any mental problems...? Not that i know of

      14. If you could speak any fictional language which would it be...? Elvish

      15. Who is the greatest military commander of all time (e.g. Saladin, Rommel, Alexander the Great...)...? I dunno theres been a few

      16. Who is the greatest politician of all time (e.g. Roosevelt, Cleopatra, Pericles...)...? Cleopatra

      17. Who is the greatest thinker/scientist of all time (e.g. Einstein, Aristotle, Gauss...)...? Ermmm i'd stick with aristotle there

      18. If you could have one piece of technology from 100 years in the future, what would it be...? (BE REASONABLE) A personal robotic maid :D

      19. Who is the greatest writer/poet of all time...? I dunno i like quite a few

      20. What is your favourite firearm...? (BE SPECIFIC! e.g. AK-47, M-16) I don't really have one to be honest.

      21. What is your favourite kind of weapon...? (e.g. gun, sword, axe, staff) A gun but only cause i can use one

      22. How old are you...? 16

      23. What race are you...? English

      24. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be...? England

      25. Social Security Number...? Like i'd type it here

      26. Favourite song...? All i ask of you

      27. Favourite movie...? Kill Bill

      28. Favourite book...? Noughts and Crosses

      29. Greatest hero of all time...?

      30. How naked are you right now on a scale of 1-10...? 1

      31. Ever been arrested...? If so, what for...? No i'm a good gurl

      32. How are you feeling right now...? i'm feeling fine

      33. How hard are you right now on a scale of 1-10...?

      34. What's the best mode of transportation...? Plane

      35. Ever been attacked by rampaging hordes of Butt-Pirates...? No

      36. What are your favourite words based on sound (e.g. cellar-door)...? Pop

      37. If you could teach any subject, real or fictional (Non-existant ones are allowed e.g. how to kill a man, baby-making, fapping, how to be cool, italian impersonation) what would it be...? I'd teach a real one - Military history

      38. If you could kill one person, without going to prison, who would it be...? Anyone who causes pain for the pure sake of it

      39. What is the best political system (e.g. republic, democracy, monarchy)...? They all have serious problems

      40. Lazorz + bebes + kute kuddly kittens =...? ??

      41. Greatest guild name ever...?

      42. If you could change your name to anything, what would it be...? Charley

      43. Favorite fictional universe (e.g. Warcraft, Warhammer 40k)...?

      44. There's a hawt drunk girl who's passed out in your car, what do you do...? Look after her obv

      45. If you could have any pet, real or fictional, what would it be...? A dragon

      46. Do you believe in god...? No

      47. Besides English, what other languages do you speak, if any...? French

      48. Anal, oral, or vaginal...? Vaginal

      49. Why are women so fucking cute...? Cause we're just the best

      50. What makes a hawt/cute woman...? (race, height, body type, hair, eyes, cute or hawt, personality, etc) Confidence

      51. What colour is your hair...? Brown with copper and blonde highlights

      52. What country do you live in...? England

      53. When did you hit puberty...? Idk

      54. How many times have you had sex...? 1

      55. How many fights have you gotten into in your life...? How many have you won...? Only 2 and 1 cause the other got broke up straight away

      56. When you hear "Warm" and "Moist" what do you think of...?

      57. Were you an original member of The Gabbly Crew...? No

      58. Myspace...Ghey or nawt...? Nawt

      59. Greatest television show of all time...? Charmed

      60. Greatest game of all time...? Football!! (or soccer if ya in us)

      61. Favorite pick-up line...? Hello

      62. So you've got this hawt relative (e.g. cousin, step-sister) who's not blood related...

      63. Ninjas or Pirates...? We had a massive 2 month debate on this in school they both cool

      64. Cake or Pie...? Pie!!!

      65. Should Judge burn in Eternal Hellfire for his crimes...? Yes

      66. What is thy quest...?

      67. Favorite Starcraft quote...?

      68. How long is your cock...?

      69. What is your favorite food...? Chocolate

      70. Most embarassing moment...? Don't have one

      71. If you could describe your personality in one word It would be...

      72. When I say Midgets, Chicken, and Gum, you think...

      73. Your favourite Liqour...?

      74. Wikipedia...Want/Do Not...?

      75. Do you believe in love...? Yes very much so

      76. Ever said "I love you" and meant it...? Yes

      77. If you could have any title (e.g. lord, duke, king) what would it be...? Queen

      78. Anything you can do that most people can't...?

      79. Anything you can't do that most people can...? Nope

      80. /Surprise Buttseckz...?

      81. Do you have the power of heart...? Yes

      82. Do you conform to any clique (e.g. goth, gangsta, preppie)...? Nope

      83. A stranger offers you candy...Seriously what do you do...? It depends what kind of candy nah i'd turn him down

      84. You notice a large man fapping outside your window...What do you do...? Shoot at him

      85. What group of people do you hate the most (e.g. furries, emos, white people)...? None
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    • Re: Ssraistlin's super-personal survey!

      Alright, let me clear a few things up.

      Questions are random.
      fapping = masturbation
      Ewold and Hudge were two posters from the original board where this was made (you can disregard those two questions, but keep them there so that the number deal won't get messed up)
      Furries are people who are obsessed with anthromorphic shit, fox/dog/cat people/anime/porn.

      Furfags, basically.
      In a world full of people, only some want to fly, isn't that crazy?
    • Re: Ssraistlin's super-personal survey!

      1. First Name...? Jordan

      2. Favorite Colour(s)...? Red, Green, blue

      3. Do you play WoW...If so, on what server...? Nope

      4. If you could live in any time period, (past, present, or future; be as specific as possible) which would it be...? Present

      5. What is your opinion of Ewold...? No clue?

      6. If you could fight in any war, which would it be...? (For ancient conflicts simply say what civilization you would fight for...) WWIII

      7. Are you racist...? No

      8. Hawtest Woman ever...? Can't say

      9. How often do you fap...? Fap?.....is that like touching myself? lol once or 2 times every other day

      10. ...? Indeed...

      11. Ever Cyb0red...?Once

      12. What Colour are your eyes...? Hazel

      13. Do you have any mental problems...? Nope, but I have friends that do.

      14. If you could speak any fictional language which would it be...? Elvish

      15. Who is the greatest military commander of all time (e.g. Saladin, Rommel, Alexander the Great...)...? General George S. Patton

      16. Who is the greatest politician of all time (e.g. Roosevelt, Cleopatra, Pericles...)...? No clue

      17. Who is the greatest thinker/scientist of all time (e.g. Einstein, Aristotle, Gauss...)...? Hmmmm, it's hard to say, there are plenty who have made huge contributions, I would have to say Einstein.

      18. If you could have one piece of technology from 100 years in the future, what would it be...? (BE REASONABLE) Uhhhh, something that would make school way easyer?

      19. Who is the greatest writer/poet of all time...? I don't know, I don't study poetry much....

      20. What is your favourite firearm...? (BE SPECIFIC! e.g. AK-47, M-16) The FAMAS, it's excellant. :D

      21. What is your favourite kind of weapon...? (e.g. gun, sword, axe, staff)
      Sniper rifles.

      22. How old are you...? 17

      23. What race are you...? Caucasion

      24. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be...?
      Right here.

      25. Social Security Number...? Fuck off

      26. Favourite song...? I Aint Scared/ That's how...

      27. Favourite movie...? 28 weeks later?

      28. Favourite book...? The Halo books were all great, the Fall of Reach.

      29. Greatest hero of all time...? My brother?

      30. How naked are you right now on a scale of 1-10...? 7

      31. Ever been arrested...? If so, what for...? Nope, but come close on multiple accounts

      32. How are you feeling right now...? Ummmm, relaxed

      33. How hard are you right now on a scale of 1-10...? How hard?........
      Like erection wise? 3?

      34. What's the best mode of transportation...? Bus servises once you get on them.

      35. Ever been attacked by rampaging hordes of Butt-Pirates...? Nope, but gay guys have hit on me.

      36. What are your favourite words based on sound (e.g. cellar-door)...? Palm-fron

      37. If you could teach any subject, real or fictional (Non-existant ones are allowed e.g. how to kill a man, baby-making, fapping, how to be cool, italian impersonation) what would it be...? Rapping 101

      38. If you could kill one person, without going to prison, who would it be...?
      I can't say.....the next person who's got beef with me?

      39. What is the best political system (e.g. republic, democracy, monarchy)...? This is way deeper than a one sentence answer.

      40. Lazorz + bebes + kute kuddly kittens =...? A bunch of dead babies and kittens?

      41. Greatest guild name ever...? -.-

      42. If you could change your name to anything, what would it be...?
      Raymond

      43. Favorite fictional universe (e.g. Warcraft, Warhammer 40k)...?
      None....

      44. There's a hawt drunk girl who's passed out in your car, what do you do...? Get her home and put her in her bed.

      45. If you could have any pet, real or fictional, what would it be...? A wolf

      46. Do you believe in god...? I'm in between

      47. Besides English, what other languages do you speak, if any...? Like a very small amount of spanish

      48. Anal, oral, or vaginal...? Vaginal all the way.

      49. Why are women so fucking cute...? Their face and ass. (That's just physical features though)

      50. What makes a hawt/cute woman...? (race, height, body type, hair, eyes, cute or hawt, personality, etc.)

      51. What colour is your hair...? Red/Orange

      52. What country do you live in...? The United States

      53. When did you hit puberty...? I don't know, it kinda crept up.

      54. How many times have you had sex...? My penis has never been in a vagina. :p

      55. How many fights have you gotten into in your life...? How many have you won...? 4 - 2

      56. When you hear "Warm" and "Moist" what do you think of...? A vagina.

      57. Were you an original member of The Gabbly Crew...? No?

      58. Myspace...Ghey or nawt...? Cool

      59. Greatest television show of all time...? Scrubs

      60. Greatest game of all time...? Rainbow Six Vegas

      61. Favorite pick-up line...? Can I fuck you?

      62. So you've got this hawt relative (e.g. cousin, step-sister) who's not blood related...
      Yeah, i've thought about that one....I think I wouldn't feel right.

      63. Ninjas or Pirates...? Ninjas, totaly.

      64. Cake or Pie...? Cake bitch!

      65. Should Judge burn in Eternal Hellfire for his crimes...? No

      66. What is thy quest...? To live my life to the fullest.

      67. Favorite Starcraft quote...? I know none

      68. How long is your cock...? A little less than 6 inches.

      69. What is your favorite food...? Pizza, but I don't eat it.

      70. Most embarassing moment...? Oh my God, I can't say.

      71. If you could describe your personality in one word It would be...Real

      72. When I say Midgets, Chicken, and Gum, you think...throwing up and babies, honestly.

      73. Your favourite Liqour...? Whatever you bring

      74. Wikipedia...Want/Do Not...? It works.....

      75. Do you believe in love...? Yes

      76. Ever said "I love you" and meant it...? No, but i've thought it and meant it.

      77. If you could have any title (e.g. lord, duke, king) what would it be...?
      'I give you consent to have sex with me' Jordan.

      78. Anything you can do that most people can't...? Double jointed.

      79. Anything you can't do that most people can...? Just be an asshole to make myself look good.

      80. /Surprise Buttseckz...? Why thank you. (If i'm surpriseing her)

      81. Do you have the power of heart...? Yes

      82. Do you conform to any clique (e.g. goth, gangsta, preppie)...? No

      83. A stranger offers you candy...Seriously what do you do...? Ask what their problem is and buck up.
      Oh wait, I thought it said 'offends', I would take it and then throw it out when I get home.

      84. You notice a large man fapping outside your window...What do you do...?
      Grab my ninja sword and stab him?

      85. What group of people do you hate the most (e.g. furries, emos, white people)...? Ignorant black people, which aren't all of them.
      "I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!"
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    • Re: Ssraistlin's super-personal survey!

      1. First Name...?
      x
      2. Favorite Colour(s)...?
      Red/black/gray/white
      3. Do you play WoW...If so, on what server...?
      I used to play on Silvermoon.
      4. If you could live in any time period, (past, present, or future; be as specific as possible) which would it be...?
      Past; very interesting, although rough.
      5. What is your opinion of Ewold...?

      6. If you could fight in any war, which would it be...? (For ancient conflicts simply say what civilization you would fight for...)
      Athens... >.>;
      7. Are you racist...?
      No.
      8. Hawtest Woman ever...?
      ... >.>;
      9. How often do you fap...?
      Never?
      10. ...?
      ...
      11. Ever Cyb0red...?
      >.>; Depends on your definition...
      12. What Colour are your eyes...?
      Hazel
      13. Do you have any mental problems...?
      Nope.
      14. If you could speak any fictional language which would it be...?
      Elvish
      15. Who is the greatest military commander of all time (e.g. Saladin, Rommel, Alexander the Great...)...?
      Hitler
      16. Who is the greatest politician of all time (e.g. Roosevelt, Cleopatra, Pericles...)...?
      Hitler.
      17. Who is the greatest thinker/scientist of all time (e.g. Einstein, Aristotle, Gauss...)...?
      Not sure...
      18. If you could have one piece of technology from 100 years in the future, what would it be...? (BE REASONABLE)
      >.>

      <.<

      Mind control ray.
      19. Who is the greatest writer/poet of all time...?
      Some people think William SHakespear...

      I personally prefer too many to choose from...
      20. What is your favourite firearm...? (BE SPECIFIC! e.g. AK-47, M-16)
      ...
      21. What is your favourite kind of weapon...? (e.g. gun, sword, axe, staff)
      Sword.
      22. How old are you...?
      100
      23. What race are you...?
      Not sure.
      24. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be...?
      >.>;;;
      25. Social Security Number...?
      525-25-255
      26. Favourite song...?
      o.o
      27. Favourite movie...?
      Silent Hill
      28. Favourite book...?
      o.o
      29. Greatest hero of all time...?
      o.o
      30. How naked are you right now on a scale of 1-10...?
      1 being the least naked.
      31. Ever been arrested...? If so, what for...?
      Nope
      32. How are you feeling right now...?
      Exausted.
      33. How hard are you right now on a scale of 1-10...?
      :confused:
      34. What's the best mode of transportation...?
      Depends on the length needed to move.
      35. Ever been attacked by rampaging hordes of Butt-Pirates...?
      ... no...
      36. What are your favourite words based on sound (e.g. cellar-door)...?
      Sinuous, sejant, the
      37. If you could teach any subject, real or fictional (Non-existant ones are allowed e.g. how to kill a man, baby-making, fapping, how to be cool, italian impersonation) what would it be...?
      Sarcasm & You
      38. If you could kill one person, without going to prison, who would it be...?
      ... No one specific?
      39. What is the best political system (e.g. republic, democracy, monarchy)...?
      o.o
      40. Lazorz + bebes + kute kuddly kittens =...?
      Oh, I did this before!

      Lazorzbebeskute kuddly kittens
      41. Greatest guild name ever...?
      Naga Stole My Bike
      42. If you could change your name to anything, what would it be...?
      Eh...
      43. Favorite fictional universe (e.g. Warcraft, Warhammer 40k)...?
      Mine. :]
      44. There's a hawt drunk girl who's passed out in your car, what do you do...?
      Call the police.
      45. If you could have any pet, real or fictional, what would it be...?
      A giant, tame kitty. =D
      46. Do you believe in god...?
      Not necessarily.
      47. Besides English, what other languages do you speak, if any...?
      None.
      48. Anal, oral, or vaginal...?
      ... What?
      49. Why are women so fucking cute...?
      ... This quiz is definitely for Warcraft basement virgins...
      50. What makes a hawt/cute woman...? (race, height, body type, hair, eyes, cute or hawt, personality, etc.)
      ...
      51. What colour is your hair...?
      Dark brown
      52. What country do you live in...?
      USA
      53. When did you hit puberty...?
      10
      54. How many times have you had sex...?
      0
      55. How many fights have you gotten into in your life...? How many have you won...?
      0-1
      56. When you hear "Warm" and "Moist" what do you think of...?
      Fresh baked cake =D
      57. Were you an original member of The Gabbly Crew...?
      ...
      58. Myspace...Ghey or nawt...?
      Gross.
      59. Greatest television show of all time...?
      o.o
      60. Greatest game of all time...?
      >.>;

      ...

      Silent Hill. =D

      ... Or Star Ocean: The Second Story...
      61. Favorite pick-up line...?
      "So I've noticed you looking at me and you haven't thrown up... yet..."
      62. So you've got this hawt relative (e.g. cousin, step-sister) who's not blood related...
      O_o
      63. Ninjas or Pirates...?
      Ninja-Pirate
      64. Cake or Pie...?
      Pie
      65. Should Judge burn in Eternal Hellfire for his crimes...?
      ...
      66. What is thy quest...?
      ...
      67. Favorite Starcraft quote...?
      "Stop poking me!"
      68. How long is your cock...?
      ...
      69. What is your favorite food...?
      Curry/sushi/enchiladas (with a spicy sauce <3333) <3
      70. Most embarassing moment...?
      >.>;

      Long story...
      71. If you could describe your personality in one word It would be...
      Annoying. :]
      72. When I say Midgets, Chicken, and Gum, you think...
      Carnival?
      73. Your favourite Liqour...?
      ...
      74. Wikipedia...Want/Do Not...?
      Want
      75. Do you believe in love...?
      Sure
      76. Ever said "I love you" and meant it...?
      'Course
      77. If you could have any title (e.g. lord, duke, king) what would it be...?
      I don't want a title...
      78. Anything you can do that most people can't...?
      ...
      79. Anything you can't do that most people can...?
      Whistle ._.
      80. /Surprise Buttseckz...?
      Do not want.
      81. Do you have the power of heart...?
      ... nty?
      82. Do you conform to any clique (e.g. goth, gangsta, preppie)...?
      o ya im not nytin but pplz tink im an emo

      BUT IM NOT!
      83. A stranger offers you candy...Seriously what do you do...?
      Thank them and test it for poisoning.
      84. You notice a large man fapping outside your window...What do you do...?
      Look away/call the police?
      85. What group of people do you hate the most (e.g. furries, emos, white people)...?
      Furries & Emos
      She kept lookin' at her watch (Doesn't matter; had sex)
      But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter; had sex)
      I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter; had sex)
      She put a bag on my head (Still counts)
    • Re: Ssraistlin's super-personal survey!

      1. First Name...?
      kayleigh

      2. Favorite Colour(s)...?
      black

      3. Do you play WoW...If so, on what server...?
      what? er i guess not

      4. If you could live in any time period, (past, present, or future; be as specific as possible) which would it be...?
      present i wouldnt change it, well maybe be born 10 years earlier but thats it

      5. What is your opinion of Ewold...?
      ?

      6. If you could fight in any war, which would it be...? (For ancient conflicts simply say what civilization you would fight for...)
      i wouldnt fight in any war, i think they are pointless and cause too many deaths.

      7. Are you racist...?
      i dont think so

      8. Hawtest Woman ever...?
      idk

      9. How often do you fap...?
      not that often

      10. ...?
      er... ok

      11. Ever Cyb0red...?
      yeah

      12. What Colour are your eyes...?
      brown

      13. Do you have any mental problems...?
      not that im aware of

      14. If you could speak any fictional language which would it be...?
      idk any

      15. Who is the greatest military commander of all time (e.g. Saladin, Rommel, Alexander the Great...)...?
      idk

      16. Who is the greatest politician of all time (e.g. Roosevelt, Cleopatra, Pericles...)...?
      idk im not big on history/politics

      17. Who is the greatest thinker/scientist of all time (e.g. Einstein, Aristotle, Gauss...)...?
      einstein is the only one i know

      18. If you could have one piece of technology from 100 years in the future, what would it be...? (BE REASONABLE)
      how do we kno what technology will be like in the future?

      19. Who is the greatest writer/poet of all time...?
      shakespeare is the only poet i have heard of

      20. What is your favourite firearm...? (BE SPECIFIC! e.g. AK-47, M-16)
      er idk any

      21. What is your favourite kind of weapon...? (e.g. gun, sword, axe, staff)
      erm... a sword i guess

      22. How old are you...?
      15

      23. What race are you...?
      idk

      24. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be...?
      right here

      25. Social Security Number...?
      i dunno

      26. Favourite song...?
      idk i like too many to decide

      27. Favourite movie...?
      harry potter- all of them

      28. Favourite book...?
      i dont read books

      29. Greatest hero of all time...?
      idk

      30. How naked are you right now on a scale of 1-10...?
      1 being the least and 10 being the most? 8

      31. Ever been arrested...? If so, what for...?
      yeah, nothing mayor, just fighting

      32. How are you feeling right now...?
      tired

      33. How hard are you right now on a scale of 1-10...?
      ?

      34. What's the best mode of transportation...?
      horse

      35. Ever been attacked by rampaging hordes of Butt-Pirates...?
      ?

      36. What are your favourite words based on sound (e.g. cellar-door)...?
      wat?

      37. If you could teach any subject, real or fictional (Non-existant ones are allowed e.g. how to kill a man, baby-making, fapping, how to be cool, italian impersonation) what would it be...?
      i wouldnt teaching is too hard, but if i had to choose, prob. how to annoy parents

      38. If you could kill one person, without going to prison, who would it be...?
      my ex best friend

      39. What is the best political system (e.g. republic, democracy, monarchy)...?
      idk

      40. Lazorz + bebes + kute kuddly kittens =...?
      wat?

      41. Greatest guild name ever...?
      again wat?

      42. If you could change your name to anything, what would it be...?
      lindsay

      43. Favorite fictional universe (e.g. Warcraft, Warhammer 40k)...?
      i dunno

      44. There's a hawt drunk girl who's passed out in your car, what do you do...?
      cover her up and let her sleep it off , i know how she feels

      45. If you could have any pet, real or fictional, what would it be...?
      snake

      46. Do you believe in god...?
      no

      47. Besides English, what other languages do you speak, if any...?
      none

      48. Anal, oral, or vaginal...?
      ....

      49. Why are women so fucking cute...?
      because we just are

      50. What makes a hawt/cute woman...? (race, height, body type, hair, eyes, cute or hawt, personality, etc.)
      im not answerin that

      51. What colour is your hair...?
      brown

      52. What country do you live in...?
      uk

      53. When did you hit puberty...?
      11

      54. How many times have you had sex...?
      0

      55. How many fights have you gotten into in your life...? How many have you won...?
      major fights? 4, i won 3

      56. When you hear "Warm" and "Moist" what do you think of...?
      lol, yeah right

      57. Were you an original member of The Gabbly Crew...?
      the wat?

      58. Myspace...Ghey or nawt...?
      ?

      59. Greatest television show of all time...?
      the OC/ friends/ gilmore girls

      60. Greatest game of all time...?
      idk i dnt play games

      61. Favorite pick-up line...?
      they should be banned, they are really annoyin

      62. So you've got this hawt relative (e.g. cousin, step-sister) who's not blood related...
      erm depends how hot, if they are really hot then go for it

      63. Ninjas or Pirates...?
      pirates

      64. Cake or Pie...?
      cake

      65. Should Judge burn in Eternal Hellfire for his crimes...?
      wat?

      66. What is thy quest...?
      er to finish this

      67. Favorite Starcraft quote...?
      starcraft?

      68. How long is your cock...?
      yeah i cnt answer that

      69. What is your favorite food...?
      popcorn

      70. Most embarassing moment...?
      ive had too many

      71. If you could describe your personality in one word It would be...
      unpredictable

      72. When I say Midgets, Chicken, and Gum, you think...
      wierd

      73. Your favourite Liqour...?
      i dunno,

      74. Wikipedia...Want/Do Not...?
      ?

      75. Do you believe in love...?
      yeah definatly

      76. Ever said "I love you" and meant it...?
      yeah

      77. If you could have any title (e.g. lord, duke, king) what would it be...?
      titles are lame

      78. Anything you can do that most people can't...?
      no

      79. Anything you can't do that most people can...?
      swim

      80. /Surprise Buttseckz...?
      ....

      81. Do you have the power of heart...?
      wat? i dunno

      82. Do you conform to any clique (e.g. goth, gangsta, preppie)...?
      no not really, i mix with different ones

      83. A stranger offers you candy...Seriously what do you do...?
      take it then bin it, candy is bad for you

      84. You notice a large man fapping outside your window...What do you do...?
      throw something at him

      85. What group of people do you hate the most (e.g. furries, emos, white people)...?
      preppy people
    • Re: Ssraistlin's super-personal survey!

      ssraistlin wrote:

      Alright, let me clear a few things up.

      Questions are random.
      fapping = masturbation
      Ewold and Judge were two posters from the original board where this was made (you can disregard those two questions, but keep them there so that the number deal won't get messed up)
      Furries are people who are obsessed with anthromorphic shit, fox/dog/cat people/anime/porn.

      Furfags, basically.


      ALSO (since for some reason I can't edit this)

      Judge should burn in hell for all of eternity. It's an unspoken rule.


      goddamn forum-specific surveys... :(
      In a world full of people, only some want to fly, isn't that crazy?
    • Re: Ssraistlin's super-personal survey!

      1. First Name
      henry

      2. Favorite Colour
      blue

      3. Do you play WoW
      no

      4. If you could live in any time period
      last time the lottery was on

      5. What is your opinion of Ewold
      twat

      6. If you could fight in any war, which would it be
      english civil

      7. Are you racist
      no

      8. Hawtest Woman ever
      not sure

      9. How often do you fap
      :D

      10. ...?
      yes
      11. Ever Cyb0red...?
      :confused: probaly not
      12. What Colour are your eyes...?
      hazel
      13. Do you have any mental problems...?
      ADHD
      14. If you could speak any fictional language which would it be...?
      dwarven
      15. Who is the greatest military commander of all time
      joan of ark

      16. Who is the greatest politician of all time ..?
      blair/churchhill

      17. Who is the greatest thinker/scientist of all time
      Einstein, he had Adhd to!!!

      18. If you could have one piece of technology from 100 years in the future, what would it be...?
      a time machine

      19. Who is the greatest writer...?
      J.R.R Toliken

      20. What is your favourite firearm...?
      don't have one

      21. What is your favourite kind of weapon...?
      battle axe

      22. How old are you...?
      14

      23. What race are you...?
      ginger/english

      24. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be...?
      don't know

      25. Social Security Number...?
      -----

      26. Favourite song...?
      i have many

      27. Favourite movie...?
      lebian lover!!:lol::lol:

      28. Favourite book...?
      i have a lot!!!

      29. Greatest hero of all time...?
      gangi/martin luther king jr

      30. How naked are you right now on a scale of 1-10...?
      2

      31. Ever been arrested...?
      not realy

      32. How are you feeling right now...?
      meh

      33. How hard are you right now on a scale of 1-10...?
      1

      34. What's the best mode of transportation...?
      walking

      35. Ever been attacked by rampaging hordes of Butt-Pirates...?
      no

      36. What are your favourite words based on sound (e.g. cellar-door)...?
      dodecaheedron (it is a word!!)

      37. If you could teach any subject, real or fictional what would it be...?
      sew ed-practical

      38. If you could kill one person, without going to prison, who would it be...?
      david camron

      39. What is the best political system...?
      labor

      40. Lazorz + bebes + kute kuddly kittens =...?
      dinner

      41. Greatest guild name ever...?
      the guild of arseholes

      42. If you could change your name to anything, what would it be...?
      tarkwin farkin phutang phutang oola oola biscet barrol

      43. Favorite fictional universe ...?
      i have no expireance with any

      44. There's a hawt drunk girl who's passed out in your car, what do you do...?
      call 999

      45. If you could have any pet, real or fictional, what would it be...?
      sock

      46. Do you believe in god...?
      which one (not the christian one)

      47. Besides English, what other languages do you speak, if any...?
      french and spanish

      48. Anal, oral, or vaginal...?
      vaginal

      49. Why are women so fucking cute...?
      so we find them atractive

      50. What makes a hawt/cute woman...? (race, height, body type, hair, eyes, cute or hawt, personality, etc.)
      race, height, body type, hair, eyes, cute or hawt, personality,

      51. What colour is your hair...?
      ginger

      52. What country do you live in...?
      england

      53. When did you hit puberty...?
      before he hit me

      54. How many times have you had sex...?
      im 14

      55. How many fights have you gotten into in your life...? How many have you won...?
      4, all of them

      56. When you hear "Warm" and "Moist" what do you think of...?
      france

      57. Were you an original member of The Gabbly Crew...?
      yes(WTF?????)

      58. Myspace...Ghey or nawt...?
      .....:allnight:

      59. Greatest television show of all time...?
      Green wing

      60. Greatest game of all time...?
      wanking

      61. Favorite pick-up line...?
      "hi, do you have aids?"........ "want it ?"

      62. So you've got this hawt relative (e.g. cousin, step-sister) who's not blood related...
      no i don't

      63. Ninjas or Pirates...?
      what about them

      64. Cake or Pie...?
      a cake pie

      65. Should Judge burn in Eternal Hellfire for his crimes...?
      um.....:allnight:yes

      66. What is thy quest...?
      to find the holy toilet

      67. Favorite Starcraft quote...?
      WTF??

      68. How long is your cock...?
      this long * indicates with hands*

      69. What is your favorite food...?
      green apples

      70. Most embarassing moment...?
      can't think of one

      71. If you could describe your personality in one word It would be...
      crazy

      72. When I say Midgets, Chicken, and Gum, you think...
      a very interesting weekend

      73. Your favourite Liqour...?
      um...... beer??

      74. Wikipedia...Want/Do Not...?
      umm...yes

      75. Do you believe in love...?
      with some people yes

      76. Ever said "I love you" and meant it...?
      yeah

      77. If you could have any title (e.g. lord, duke, king) what would it be...?
      im already king

      78. Anything you can do that most people can't...?
      pee for for 2 mins without stoping

      79. Anything you can't do that most people can...?
      don't know

      80. /Surprise Buttseckz...?
      no thank you

      81. you have the power of heart...?
      ok thanks

      82. Do you conform to any clique (e.g. goth, gangsta, preppie)...?
      no

      83. A stranger offers you candy...Seriously what do you do...?
      give him/her some spiked stuff in return

      84. You notice a large man fapping outside your window...What do you do...?
      call the police and tell the that a man is floating 10ft in the air

      85. What group of people do you hate the most (e.g. furries, emos, white people)...?
      the tory
      [CENTER][SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][/CENTER]
    • Re: Ssraistlin's super-personal survey!

      1. First Name...? Liz, well, Elizabeth

      2. Favorite Colour(s)...? Sanguine and sage

      3. Do you play WoW...If so, on what server...? No WoWcrack for me, sorry:(

      4. If you could live in any time period, (past, present, or future; be as specific as possible) which would it be...? Present

      5. What is your opinion of Ewold...? Dunno

      6. If you could fight in any war, which would it be...? (For ancient conflicts simply say what civilization you would fight for...) Dunno

      7. Are you racist...? No

      8. Hawtest Woman ever...? Cristina Scabbia

      9. How often do you fap...? Not that it's any of your concern

      10. ...? Your mom goes to prostitute school :eek:

      11. Ever Cyb0red...? No

      12. What Colour are your eyes...? Brown

      13. Do you have any mental problems...? I've got my suspicions, but I've never seen anybody to get anything formally diagnosed

      14. If you could speak any fictional language which would it be...? Sindarin

      15. Who is the greatest military commander of all time (e.g. Saladin, Rommel, Alexander the Great...)...? Peter the Great

      16. Who is the greatest politician of all time (e.g. Roosevelt, Cleopatra, Pericles...)...? Peter the Great

      17. Who is the greatest thinker/scientist of all time (e.g. Einstein, Aristotle, Gauss...)...? Da Vinci

      18. If you could have one piece of technology from 100 years in the future, what would it be...? (BE REASONABLE) Time Turner

      19. Who is the greatest writer/poet of all time...? Can't decide

      20. What is your favourite firearm...? (BE SPECIFIC! e.g. AK-47, M-16) Dunno

      21. What is your favourite kind of weapon...? (e.g. gun, sword, axe, staff) Gun.. a big gun..

      22. How old are you...? will be 17 in 10 days

      23. What race are you...? Chinese

      24. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be...? With him.. ;(

      25. Social Security Number...? Why, so you can identity thief me?

      26. Favourite song...? Anything by Mushroomhead, "Heaven's a Lie" by Lacuna Coil, "Rapture" and "Falls Away" by Hurt, "So Cold," "Sooner or Later," and "Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin, "Blown Away" and "Sad Celebration" by Melovine, "The Bleeding" by Five Finger Death Punch, and "Never too Late" by Three Days Grace

      27. Favourite movie...? The Rock, Stealth, Nochnoy dozor, Deathwatch, eh, lots..

      28. Favourite book...? The Meg series by Steve Alten, Bag of Bones by Stephen King, Flesh Gothic by Edward Lee, Better Than Running At Night by Hillary Frank, The General's Daughter by Nelson DeMille, 3rd Degree by James Patterson, The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath, and lots others

      29. Greatest hero of all time...? Dunno

      30. How naked are you right now on a scale of 1-10...? 1

      31. Ever been arrested...? If so, what for...? No

      32. How are you feeling right now...? Depressed and sick with a cold

      33. How hard are you right now on a scale of 1-10...? :confused:

      34. What's the best mode of transportation...? Dunno

      35. Ever been attacked by rampaging hordes of Butt-Pirates...? No

      36. What are your favourite words based on sound (e.g. cellar-door)...? Boobs.. lol

      37. If you could teach any subject, real or fictional (Non-existant ones are allowed e.g. how to kill a man, baby-making, fapping, how to be cool, italian impersonation) what would it be...? I don't like teaching

      38. If you could kill one person, without going to prison, who would it be...? Only one? I've got too long a list!

      39. What is the best political system (e.g. republic, democracy, monarchy)...? Dunno

      40. Lazorz + bebes + kute kuddly kittens =...? @_@

      41. Greatest guild name ever...? Dunno

      42. If you could change your name to anything, what would it be...? Bellatrix Khitrova

      43. Favorite fictional universe (e.g. Warcraft, Warhammer 40k)...? Tamriel or Middle Earth

      44. There's a hawt drunk girl who's passed out in your car, what do you do...? Dump her out on the street

      45. If you could have any pet, real or fictional, what would it be...? Cat, dog, rabbit, hamster, guinea pig, or salamander

      46. Do you believe in god...? Dunno

      47. Besides English, what other languages do you speak, if any...? French, Russian, Cantonese, Japanese, Spanish, Italian, and German, but I'm not fluent in any of them

      48. Anal, oral, or vaginal...? Nah

      49. Why are women so fucking cute...? Dunno

      50. What makes a hawt/cute woman...? (race, height, body type, hair, eyes, cute or hawt, personality, etc.) Dunno, I can't really put it into words

      51. What colour is your hair...? Naturally black, but right now it's wine red

      52. What country do you live in...? the U.S.

      53. When did you hit puberty...? Uhh..

      54. How many times have you had sex...? Never

      55. How many fights have you gotten into in your life...? How many have you won...? No actual physical fights, came close to choking a bitch out though

      56. When you hear "Warm" and "Moist" what do you think of...? ...

      57. Were you an original member of The Gabbly Crew...? teh fook?

      58. Myspace...Ghey or nawt...? Ghey

      59. Greatest television show of all time...? Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, House M.D, and Psych

      60. Greatest game of all time...? Lots

      61. Favorite pick-up line...? Dunno

      62. So you've got this hawt relative (e.g. cousin, step-sister) who's not blood related... Nah

      63. Ninjas or Pirates...? How bout ninja pirates?

      64. Cake or Pie...? Both

      65. Should Judge burn in Eternal Hellfire for his crimes...? Who?

      66. What is thy quest...? ...

      67. Favorite Starcraft quote...? Dunno

      68. How long is your cock...? Nonexistent

      69. What is your favorite food...? Chinese, Italian, potatoes

      70. Most embarassing moment...? Dunno

      71. If you could describe your personality in one word It would be... Dunno

      72. When I say Midgets, Chicken, and Gum, you think... Dunno

      73. Your favourite Liqour...? Red wine

      74. Wikipedia...Want/Do Not...? Sure

      75. Do you believe in love...? Yes

      76. Ever said "I love you" and meant it...? Yes

      77. If you could have any title (e.g. lord, duke, king) what would it be...? Tzarina

      78. Anything you can do that most people can't...? Dunno

      79. Anything you can't do that most people can...? Dunno

      80. /Surprise Buttseckz...? No

      81. Do you have the power of heart...? wtf?

      82. Do you conform to any clique (e.g. goth, gangsta, preppie)...? that's stupid

      83. A stranger offers you candy...Seriously what do you do...? no thank you, I'm diabetic (not really, but almost)

      84. You notice a large man fapping outside your window...What do you do...? Where'd that shotgun go?

      85. What group of people do you hate the most (e.g. furries, emos, white people)...? trolls
      [CENTER]Set me free, your heaven's a lie.

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    • Re: Ssraistlin's super-personal survey!

      1. First Name...? Sean

      2. Favorite Colour(s)...? White, red, green, and yellow.

      3. Do you play WoW...If so, on what server...? I don't play that crap.

      4. If you could live in any time period, (past, present, or future; be as specific as possible) which would it be...? Present.

      5. What is your opinion of Ewold...? What?

      6. If you could fight in any war, which would it be...? (For ancient conflicts simply say what civilization you would fight for...) Doesn't matter.

      7. Are you racist...? Nah.

      8. Hawtest Woman ever...? Jessica Alba.

      9. How often do you fap...? Go figure.

      10. ...? ... Marijuana is good for you...

      11. Ever Cyb0red...? Should I?

      12. What Colour are your eyes...? Brown

      13. Do you have any mental problems...? No.

      14. If you could speak any fictional language which would it be...? Doesn't matter.

      15. Who is the greatest military commander of all time (e.g. Saladin, Rommel, Alexander the Great...)...? Hitler.

      16. Who is the greatest politician of all time (e.g. Roosevelt, Cleopatra, Pericles...)...? Too many to name.

      17. Who is the greatest thinker/scientist of all time (e.g. Einstein, Aristotle, Gauss...)...? Einstein and Darwin.

      18. If you could have one piece of technology from 100 years in the future, what would it be...? (BE REASONABLE) ... A robot ninja (for the hell of it). :D

      19. Who is the greatest writer/poet of all time...? H.G. Wells

      20. What is your favourite firearm...? (BE SPECIFIC! e.g. AK-47, M-16) Semi-Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun.

      21. What is your favourite kind of weapon...? (e.g. gun, sword, axe, staff) Guns.

      22. How old are you...? 18

      23. What race are you...? Mostly white.

      24. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be...? France.

      25. Social Security Number...? I'm not giving you that.

      26. Favourite song...? "Heart of the City (Ain't No Love)" by Jay-z

      27. Favourite movie...? Silence of the Lambs

      28. Favourite book...? The Invisible Man

      29. Greatest hero of all time...? Spider-Man?

      30. How naked are you right now on a scale of 1-10...? 2.38809456030298589675040038485829529

      31. Ever been arrested...? If so, what for...? Never.

      32. How are you feeling right now...? Tired.

      33. How hard are you right now on a scale of 1-10...? ... What?!

      34. What's the best mode of transportation...? Car.

      35. Ever been attacked by rampaging hordes of Butt-Pirates...? In my dreams...

      36. What are your favourite words based on sound (e.g. cellar-door)...? Don't ask.

      37. If you could teach any subject, real or fictional (Non-existant ones are allowed e.g. how to kill a man, baby-making, fapping, how to be cool, italian impersonation) what would it be...? How to be sexy (like me :D).

      38. If you could kill one person, without going to prison, who would it be...? Osama Bin Laden.

      39. What is the best political system (e.g. republic, democracy, monarchy)...? Democracy?

      40. Lazorz + bebes + kute kuddly kittens =...? Fruit salad...

      41. Greatest guild name ever...? Don't know.

      42. If you could change your name to anything, what would it be...? Dude.

      43. Favorite fictional universe (e.g. Warcraft, Warhammer 40k)...? No idea.

      44. There's a hawt drunk girl who's passed out in your car, what do you do...? Keep driving 'till she wakes up?

      45. If you could have any pet, real or fictional, what would it be...? A Kiwi.

      46. Do you believe in god...? Sure.

      47. Besides English, what other languages do you speak, if any...? French.

      48. Anal, oral, or vaginal...? Can't decide between Oral or Vaginal.

      49. Why are women so fucking cute...? They just are, get use to it.

      50. What makes a hawt/cute woman...? (race, height, body type, hair, eyes, cute or hawt, personality, etc.) I guess... Hair, eyes, and personality.

      51. What colour is your hair...? Brown.

      52. What country do you live in...? America

      53. When did you hit puberty...? Don't recall.

      54. How many times have you had sex...? Lost count.

      55. How many fights have you gotten into in your life...? How many have you won...? I won abotu 4 fights and lost in one fight.

      56. When you hear "Warm" and "Moist" what do you think of...? Beach.

      57. Were you an original member of The Gabbly Crew...? The what?!

      58. Myspace...Ghey or nawt...? Myspace is gay.

      59. Greatest television show of all time...? Dexter

      60. Greatest game of all time...? The sexy time...

      61. Favorite pick-up line...? Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

      62. So you've got this hawt relative (e.g. cousin, step-sister) who's not blood related... So?

      63. Ninjas or Pirates...? NINJA!!!!!

      64. Cake or Pie...? Depends.

      65. Should Judge burn in Eternal Hellfire for his crimes...? Don't think so.

      66. What is thy quest...? I'm the wrong guy to ask.

      67. Favorite Starcraft quote...? Don't watch that crap.

      68. How long is your cock...? ... Do you really need to know?

      69. What is your favorite food...? Sushi!

      70. Most embarassing moment...? I don't know.

      71. If you could describe your personality in one word It would be... Sexy. :D

      72. When I say Midgets, Chicken, and Gum, you think... McDonalds

      73. Your favourite Liqour...? Aftershock, best shit in the world.

      74. Wikipedia...Want/Do Not...? Want.

      75. Do you believe in love...? Sure.

      76. Ever said "I love you" and meant it...? Yep.

      77. If you could have any title (e.g. lord, duke, king) what would it be...? Don't know.

      78. Anything you can do that most people can't...? Driving a car well at the age of 11.

      79. Anything you can't do that most people can...? Can't draw for shit. :(

      80. /Surprise Buttseckz...? What?

      81. Do you have the power of heart...? What?

      82. Do you conform to any clique (e.g. goth, gangsta, preppie)...? I'm a gangster. Go find out what Gangsters hate.

      83. A stranger offers you candy...Seriously what do you do...? I'll just walk away.

      84. You notice a large man fapping outside your window...What do you do...? I'll walk away and pretend I didn't see anything.

      85. What group of people do you hate the most (e.g. furries, emos, white people)...? Anybody who believes in Scientology.
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    • Re: Ssraistlin's super-personal survey!

      1. First Name...? Samantha

      2. Favorite Colour(s)...? Red, Black, White

      3. Do you play WoW...If so, on what server...? Nope

      4. If you could live in any time period, (past, present, or future; be as specific as possible) which would it be...? I am happy with the present

      5. What is your opinion of Ewold...? Hm?

      6. If you could fight in any war, which would it be...? (For ancient conflicts simply say what civilization you would fight for...) Peace and Love is my motto

      7. Are you racist...? Not that I know of

      8. Hawtest Woman ever...? Sophia Bush

      9. How often do you fap...? Umm I will keep that to myself

      10. ...? No Way!

      11. Ever Cyb0red...? Nope why would I?

      12. What Colour are your eyes...? Hazel

      13. Do you have any mental problems...? Manic Depression

      14. If you could speak any fictional language which would it be...? Gibberish

      15. Who is the greatest military commander of all time (e.g. Saladin, Rommel, Alexander the Great...)...? I don't care, they are in the past

      16. Who is the greatest politician of all time (e.g. Roosevelt, Cleopatra, Pericles...)...? Um yeah.. could care less

      17. Who is the greatest thinker/scientist of all time (e.g. Einstein, Aristotle, Gauss...)...? Too many to name

      18. If you could have one piece of technology from 100 years in the future, what would it be...? (BE REASONABLE) Cure for cancer

      19. Who is the greatest writer/poet of all time...? Edgar Allen Poe

      20. What is your favourite firearm...? (BE SPECIFIC! e.g. AK-47, M-16) Peace and love baby

      21. What is your favourite kind of weapon...? (e.g. gun, sword, axe, staff) Peace and FUCKING love

      22. How old are you...? 15 almost 16

      23. What race are you...? I think I am a little German with a little hint of Elvish decent..

      24. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be...? Florida

      25. Social Security Number...? 0000-0000-0000

      26. Favourite song...? When it Rains

      27. Favourite movie...? Anything Disney

      28. Favourite book...? Twilight

      29. Greatest hero of all time...? Hasn't been born yet

      30. How naked are you right now on a scale of 1-10...? 1

      31. Ever been arrested...? If so, what for...? I don't know.. have I?

      32. How are you feeling right now...? Not too good

      33. How hard are you right now on a scale of 1-10...? 1

      34. What's the best mode of transportation...? Car

      35. Ever been attacked by rampaging hordes of Butt-Pirates...? Numerous times

      36. What are your favourite words based on sound (e.g. cellar-door)...? That's random

      37. If you could teach any subject, real or fictional (Non-existant ones are allowed e.g. how to kill a man, baby-making, fapping, how to be cool, italian impersonation) what would it be...? How to make cookies 101

      38. If you could kill one person, without going to prison, who would it be...? I wouldn't

      39. What is the best political system (e.g. republic, democracy, monarchy)...? Democracy

      40. Lazorz + bebes + kute kuddly kittens =...? hm?

      41. Greatest guild name ever...? Umm..

      42. If you could change your name to anything, what would it be...? I like my name thankyouverymuch

      43. Favorite fictional universe (e.g. Warcraft, Warhammer 40k)...? I am actually into real dimensions

      44. There's a hawt drunk girl who's passed out in your car, what do you do...? Push her out of my car and drive home

      45. If you could have any pet, real or fictional, what would it be...? a starfish

      46. Do you believe in god...? I do

      47. Besides English, what other languages do you speak, if any...? Some spanish

      48. Anal, oral, or vaginal...? Never experienced it, hence I would not know

      49. Why are women so fucking cute...? WE JUST ARE

      50. What makes a hawt/cute woman...? (race, height, body type, hair, eyes, cute or hawt, personality, etc.) Personality

      51. What colour is your hair...? Auburn

      52. What country do you live in...? United States

      53. When did you hit puberty...? Let me think of that one

      54. How many times have you had sex...? As many times as never

      55. How many fights have you gotten into in your life...? How many have you won...? Peace and Love, I don't do the physical stuff

      56. When you hear "Warm" and "Moist" what do you think of...? Cookies

      57. Were you an original member of The Gabbly Crew...? Umm nope

      58. Myspace...Ghey or nawt...? Its okay

      59. Greatest television show of all time...? Are you afraid of the dark

      60. Greatest game of all time...? Life

      61. Favorite pick-up line...? "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and ask you out"

      62. So you've got this hawt relative (e.g. cousin, step-sister) who's not blood related... VIOLATE

      63. Ninjas or Pirates...? Neither

      64. Cake or Pie...? POPSICLES

      65. Should Judge burn in Eternal Hellfire for his crimes...? WHAT?

      66. What is thy quest...? To seek out all shallow bastards

      67. Favorite Starcraft quote...? Never watched it

      68. How long is your cock...? I have a vagina, sorry

      69. What is your favorite food...? Chinese

      70. Most embarassing moment...? Wow. I have so many

      71. If you could describe your personality in one word It would be... Intense

      72. When I say Midgets, Chicken, and Gum, you think... some random knock knock joke

      73. Your favourite Liqour...? I prefer just plain beer over liquor

      74. Wikipedia...Want/Do Not...? Nah

      75. Do you believe in love...? Yes I do

      76. Ever said "I love you" and meant it...? Of course, I don't just throw random ILY's out there.

      77. If you could have any title (e.g. lord, duke, king) what would it be...? Soceress bitch!

      78. Anything you can do that most people can't...? I'm not really unique

      79. Anything you can't do that most people can...? Too many things

      80. /Surprise Buttseckz...? Let's Brokeback mountain it baby!

      81. Do you have the power of heart...? I try

      82. Do you conform to any clique (e.g. goth, gangsta, preppie)...? I hate stereotypes

      83. A stranger offers you candy...Seriously what do you do...? I take it and bitch slap him for not giving me my butterfinger

      84. You notice a large man fapping outside your window...What do you do...?
      Say, "Can I help you?"

      85. What group of people do you hate the most (e.g. furries, emos, white people)...? I don't hate anyone
    • Re: Ssraistlin's super-personal survey!

      1. First Name...? Vanessa

      2. Favorite Colour(s)...? Pink

      3. Do you play WoW...If so, on what server...? No, I am a nexus girl until the end!

      4. If you could live in any time period, (past, present, or future; be as specific as possible) which would it be...? past- 1950s

      5. What is your opinion of Ewold...? he's a crazy fool.

      6. If you could fight in any war, which would it be...? (For ancient conflicts simply say what civilization you would fight for...) I'm a pacifist.

      7. Are you racist...? No

      8. Hawtest Woman ever...? Me, duh.

      9. How often do you fap...? Enough.

      10. ...? Is my favorite number.

      11. Ever Cyb0red...? Nope

      12. What Colour are your eyes...? blue/green

      13. Do you have any mental problems...? Anxiety disorder/manic depression

      14. If you could speak any fictional language which would it be...? fictional language? uh, the only one i even know the name of is Elvish, so that.

      15. Who is the greatest military commander of all time (e.g. Saladin, Rommel, Alexander the Great...)...? Hitler

      16. Who is the greatest politician of all time (e.g. Roosevelt, Cleopatra, Pericles...)...? Clinton

      17. Who is the greatest thinker/scientist of all time (e.g. Einstein, Aristotle, Gauss...)...? Socrities

      18. If you could have one piece of technology from 100 years in the future, what would it be...? (BE REASONABLE) Hover craft!

      19. Who is the greatest writer/poet of all time...? James Patterson

      20. What is your favourite firearm...? (BE SPECIFIC! e.g. AK-47, M-16) I'm absolultly terrified of firearms.

      21. What is your favourite kind of weapon...? (e.g. gun, sword, axe, staff) Piano Strings

      22. How old are you...? 21

      23. What race are you...? italian/american

      24. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be...? with my hunny.

      25. Social Security Number...? hah

      26. Favourite song...? "Oogum Boogum"

      27. Favourite movie...? American Beauty

      28. Favourite book...? When the Wind Blows

      29. Greatest hero of all time...? Superman

      30. How naked are you right now on a scale of 1-10...? 8/10

      31. Ever been arrested...? If so, what for...? No

      32. How are you feeling right now...? my head is POUNDING.

      33. How hard are you right now on a scale of 1-10...? not very :lol:

      34. What's the best mode of transportation...? my lolo

      35. Ever been attacked by rampaging hordes of Butt-Pirates...? not that I know of

      36. What are your favourite words based on sound (e.g. cellar-door)...? Hydraulics in the trunk :D

      37. If you could teach any subject, real or fictional (Non-existant ones are allowed e.g. how to kill a man, baby-making, fapping, how to be cool, italian impersonation) what would it be...? How to type (to 99% of the people here.)

      38. If you could kill one person, without going to prison, who would it be...? Martha Stewart

      39. What is the best political system (e.g. republic, democracy, monarchy)...? Liberal

      40. Lazorz + bebes + kute kuddly kittens =...? a really bad baby in the microwave joke

      41. Greatest guild name ever...? I dunno

      42. If you could change your name to anything, what would it be...? I wouldn't

      43. Favorite fictional universe (e.g. Warcraft, Warhammer 40k)...? Nexus :D

      44. There's a hawt drunk girl who's passed out in your car, what do you do...? Kick that sloppy whore out my car, no one is puking on my interior :mad:

      45. If you could have any pet, real or fictional, what would it be...? kitties <3

      46. Do you believe in god...? I don't know.

      47. Besides English, what other languages do you speak, if any...? German, Greek, Spanish, vvvvery little French

      48. Anal, oral, or vaginal...? Oral

      49. Why are women so fucking cute...? because we are :)

      50. What makes a hawt/cute woman...? (race, height, body type, hair, eyes, cute or hawt, personality, etc.) Intelligence, taking care of themselves (physically)

      51. What colour is your hair...? Naturally? dark brown, currently, brownish reddish

      52. What country do you live in...? USA

      53. When did you hit puberty...? 9

      54. How many times have you had sex...? I lost count.

      55. How many fights have you gotten into in your life...? How many have you won...? like, fist fight? 5, lost one of them because the girl out weighed me by 200 Lbs

      56. When you hear "Warm" and "Moist" what do you think of...? cake

      57. Were you an original member of The Gabbly Crew...? suuuuuuure

      58. Myspace...Ghey or nawt...? gay as aids

      59. Greatest television show of all time...? king of queens

      60. Greatest game of all time...? nexus

      61. Favorite pick-up line...? uh

      62. So you've got this hawt relative (e.g. cousin, step-sister) who's not blood related... and the point here issss?

      63. Ninjas or Pirates...? BOTH over rated

      64. Cake or Pie...? what kind of cake/pie?

      65. Should Judge burn in Eternal Hellfire for his crimes...? ok

      66. What is thy quest...? get me mcdonalds fries, STAT

      67. Favorite Starcraft quote...? i hate starcraft.

      68. How long is your cock...? -0

      69. What is your favorite food...? tacos :D

      70. Most embarassing moment...? I fell into my boyfriends car on our first date.

      71. If you could describe your personality in one word It would be... bubbly

      72. When I say Midgets, Chicken, and Gum, you think... a really bad britney spears impersonator

      73. Your favourite Liqour...? 'ech

      74. Wikipedia...Want/Do Not...? WANT

      75. Do you believe in love...? very much so

      76. Ever said "I love you" and meant it...? every day.

      77. If you could have any title (e.g. lord, duke, king) what would it be...? princesssssss

      78. Anything you can do that most people can't...? I'm pretty average

      79. Anything you can't do that most people can...? whistle

      80. /Surprise Buttseckz...? omgbuttsecks

      81. Do you have the power of heart...? uh

      82. Do you conform to any clique (e.g. goth, gangsta, preppie)...? I was always hanging with the goth/emo kids, but I was a cheerleader/preppy chick

      83. A stranger offers you candy...Seriously what do you do...? take it and run

      84. You notice a large man fapping outside your window...What do you do...? give him a show

      85. What group of people do you hate the most (e.g. furries, emos, white people)...? Kids who think they know everything
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    • Re: Ssraistlin's super-personal survey!

      1. First Name...?
      Luke

      2. Favorite Colour(s)...?
      Pink, Blues (Different shades), Maroon

      3. Do you play WoW...If so, on what server...?
      WoW is the most retarded game ever

      4. If you could live in any time period, (past, present, or future; be as specific as possible) which would it be...?
      Present

      5. What is your opinion of Ewold...?
      He's a crazy mofo

      6. If you could fight in any war, which would it be...? (For ancient conflicts simply say what civilization you would fight for...)
      1st Gulf War or 2nd Gulf War (War in Iraq)

      7. Are you racist...?
      Yes

      8. Hawtest Woman ever...?
      Petra Nemcova

      9. How often do you fap...?
      2 - 4 times a week

      10. ...?
      And this means....

      11. Ever Cyb0red...?
      Yep

      12. What Colour are your eyes...?
      Blue, Green, Gray, a whole mix!

      13. Do you have any mental problems...?
      I hope not

      14. If you could speak any fictional language which would it be...?
      Ewooks -> Stars Wars

      15. Who is the greatest military commander of all time (e.g. Saladin, Rommel, Alexander the Great...)...?
      Adolf Hitler

      16. Who is the greatest politician of all time (e.g. Roosevelt, Cleopatra, Pericles...)...?
      Adolf Hitler

      17. Who is the greatest thinker/scientist of all time (e.g. Einstein, Aristotle, Gauss...)...?
      Thomas Edison

      18. If you could have one piece of technology from 100 years in the future, what would it be...? (BE REASONABLE)
      Dunno what's gonna be around in 100 years time

      19. Who is the greatest writer/poet of all time...?
      John Marsden

      20. What is your favourite firearm...? (BE SPECIFIC! e.g. AK-47, M-16)
      AK-101

      21. What is your favourite kind of weapon...? (e.g. gun, sword, axe, staff)
      Guns

      22. How old are you...?
      17 nearly 18

      23. What race are you...?
      Caucasian[b]

      24. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be...?
      [b]Australia


      25. Social Security Number...?
      And this is?

      26. Favourite song...?
      To many too choose from

      27. Favourite movie(s)...?
      Black Hawk Down & The Fast And The Furious Trilogy

      28. Favourite book...?
      Tomorrow Series

      29. Greatest hero of all time...?
      Dad

      30. How naked are you right now on a scale of 1-10...?
      9

      31. Ever been arrested...? If so, what for...?
      Nope

      32. How are you feeling right now...?
      Great!

      33. How hard are you right now on a scale of 1-10...?
      1

      34. What's the best mode of transportation...?
      Car

      35. Ever been attacked by rampaging hordes of Butt-Pirates...?
      Hah, no

      36. What are your favourite words based on sound (e.g. cellar-door)...?
      I got no idea, don't ask big questions and kill my already limited amount of brain cells

      37. If you could teach any subject, real or fictional (Non-existant ones are allowed e.g. how to kill a man, baby-making, fapping, how to be cool, italian impersonation) what would it be...?
      How to dance (shuffle, jumpstyle, hardstyle, etc)

      38. If you could kill one person, without going to prison, who would it be...?
      PARIS HILTON!

      39. What is the best political system (e.g. republic, democracy, monarchy)...?
      Communism!...... Jokes, not sure

      40. Lazorz + bebes + kute kuddly kittens =...?
      Sex?

      41. Greatest guild name ever...?
      What sorta lame question is this....

      42. If you could change your name to anything, what would it be...?
      I wouldn't chage my name

      43. Favorite fictional universe (e.g. Warcraft, Warhammer 40k)...?
      My own imagination

      44. There's a hawt drunk girl who's passed out in your car, what do you do...?
      Keep on walking

      45. If you could have any pet, real or fictional, what would it be...?
      Cats. <3

      46. Do you believe in god...?
      Nope

      47. Besides English, what other languages do you speak, if any...?
      None, need to learn German

      48. Anal, oral, or vaginal...?
      Oral + Vaginal

      49. Why are women so fucking cute...?
      Coz they just are

      50. What makes a hawt/cute woman...? (race, height, body type, hair, eyes, cute or hawt, personality, etc.)
      Personality & eyes

      51. What colour is your hair...?
      Blonde

      52. What country do you live in...?
      Australia

      53. When did you hit puberty...?
      9, I thinks

      54. How many times have you had sex...?
      None

      55. How many fights have you gotten into in your life...? How many have you won...?
      None, nearly got into 2 on Saturday night

      56. When you hear "Warm" and "Moist" what do you think of...?
      Women

      57. Were you an original member of The Gabbly Crew...?
      Nope

      58. Myspace...Ghey or nawt...?
      Bitta both

      59. Greatest television show(s) of all time...?
      Prison Break, My Name Is Earl, Top Gear & Mythbusters

      60. Greatest game of all time...?
      Battlefield 2

      61. Favorite pick-up line...?
      Heeeyyyy, how you doin?

      62. So you've got this hawt relative (e.g. cousin, step-sister) who's not blood related...
      It's morally wrong

      63. Ninjas or Pirates...?
      Pirates!

      64. Cake or Pie...?
      Depends

      65. Should Judge burn in Eternal Hellfire for his crimes...?
      Hell yes! (Lol, I'm such a comedian)

      66. What is thy quest...?
      Too finish this damned quiz

      67. Favorite Starcraft quote...?
      I don't play StarCraft

      68. How long is your cock...?
      Never measured it

      69. What is your favorite food...?
      Spag bog, McDonalds, KFC

      70. Most embarassing moment...?
      Don't have any

      71. If you could describe your personality in one word It would be...
      Stupid-Crazy-Sweetheart

      72. When I say Midgets, Chicken, and Gum, you think...
      That whoever wrote this question is an autistic downie

      73. Your favourite Liqour...?
      Mudshakes

      74. Wikipedia...Want/Do Not...?
      Use it all the time

      75. Do you believe in love...?
      Yep

      76. Ever said "I love you" and meant it...?
      Yes

      77. If you could have any title (e.g. lord, duke, king) what would it be...?
      General

      78. Anything you can do that most people can't...?
      Eat vegemite out of the jar

      79. Anything you can't do that most people can...?
      Get a hangover with a headache

      80. /Surprise Buttseckz...?
      Hell np

      81. Do you have the power of heart...?
      I suppose so

      82. Do you conform to any clique (e.g. goth, gangsta, preppie)...?
      What is clique?

      83. A stranger offers you candy...Seriously what do you do...?
      Take it

      84. You notice a large man fapping outside your window...What do you do...?
      Laugh at him

      85. What group of people do you hate the most (e.g. furries, emos, white people)...?
      Emos and lebonese
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