The Life of a boy.

Timmarus · 07-25-2008, 02:09 PM

I will make more chapters in this.

Post on this topic if you would like to be in the story.
Post the following information:

What the characters name will be:
How old is the character?

© Timmarus 2008. All rights reserved.

Chapter 1~~~~~
A New Beginning (4 years old)

The boy has just moved.

The boy is getting potty-trained.

Boy: Mom! It's hurting my butt!!!

Mom: Don't worry. Now spell out your name to get your worry off of the pain.

Boy: B O Y

Mom: Honey! How many times do I have to tell you! You're names Tim!

Tim: But you always call me Honey!

Mom: Well that's what parents call their kids!

Tim: Oh.

Mom: OK? Can you do it by yourself now.

Tim: Maybe?

Mom: It's easy, just take some paper, wipe your rear end and flush the paper down the toilet.

*Tim does EXACTLY that and walks out of the bathroom*

Mom: Tim! What are you doing?

Tim: But you just said: It's easy, just take some paper, wipe your rear end and flush the paper down the toilet.

Mom: You have to pull your pants up!!!!!!!!

Tim: You could've said that!

Mom: It's obvious.

*Tim pulls his pants up*

Tim: I'm going outside to get make some friends!

Mom: OK!

*Tim takes $5 from his secret stash*

Tim: What an idiot! I'm gonna keep this in my stash for 3 years!

Timmarus · 07-25-2008, 02:31 PM

Chapter 2~~~~~~
(Lighten up, I made this at 3:00 in the morning!)
Some New Friends

(5 Years Old)

Tim has made new friends.

Tim: MOMMY! I'm going outside!

Mom: Okay, honey! Don't go too far!

Tim: *whispers to self* I can't wait 'till they open up that new store in less then TWO YEARS!

Mom: What was that honey?

Tim: Nothing mommy.

Tim: I'm going to Nicole and Nick's house!

Mom: Come back before supper!

Tim: Okay mommy!

*Tim arrives at Nicoles' and Nicks' house.*
*Tim rings the doorbell*
*Nicole answers the door.*

Nicole: Hey Tim! Wanna play the Wii with me and Nick?

Tim: Sure!

*Nicole and Tim go to the game room*

Tim: Can we go on WiiMii?

Nicole and Nick: Let's play some games! We always go on WiiMii!

*Tim groans*
Tim: Fine!

*Plays Guitar Hero III: Legends Of Rock*

Tim: That was the best game ever!

Nicole: I know!

Nick: Let's get some sandwiches! I'm hungry!

*The 3 of them arrive at the kitchen.*

Tim: What are you putting on your sandwich Nick?

Nick: The usual... Chocolate Syrup, Marshmallows, Fish Sticks, Peanut Butter, Grape Jelly, Cheese and a dash of cinnamon.

Nicole: Gross! I'm asking mommy if she can make me grilled cheese.

Tim: I want grilled cheese too!

Nicole and Nick's Mom: Grilled cheese for two! Coming right up.

Tim and Nicole: Thank you!

Tim: Lets watch some movies!

*3 hours of watching movies later.*

Tim: What time is it?

*Nicole looks at the clock*

Nicole: 6:30.

Tim: Oh my god! I'm gonna be late for supper!

*Tim rushes home without saying good-bye*

Tim: Sorry I'm late.

Mom: We're eating lasagna.

Tim: I better go change, I'm wearing a white shirt!

*An hour later of asking for seconds, thirds, fourths, etc. etc.*

Tim: I wanna go play on the computer!

Mom: Well, okay then. Don't go on email addresses or chat rooms.

Tim: I know, I know, you told me a billion times!

*3 hours later*

Mom: Tim! It's time for you to go to bed honey!

Tim: Okay!

End of Chapter 2.

Timmarus · 07-25-2008, 02:40 PM

Like it so far?

stratosfear · 07-25-2008, 03:45 PM

Inspiring!

summer_is_here!_0:) · 07-25-2008, 03:51 PM

Its soo funny ... but you cudd read when you were five?

LovetoLive · 07-25-2008, 04:20 PM

I don't get what it's about?

Timmarus · 07-25-2008, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by summer_is_here!_0:)

Its soo funny ... but you cudd read when you were five?

I learned to read when I was 3 or 4.
Maybe 5.

Timmarus · 07-25-2008, 09:09 PM

Chapter 3~~~~~~
(6 Years Old)

*Tim wakes up*
*Tim Yawns and stretches his arms*

Tim: Blargh.

*Tim goes to brush his teeth*
*Tim brushes his teeth*

Mom: Honey! Did you wake up?

Tim: Yeah Mommy.

*Tim goes on Computer*

Tim: YouTube is so cool!

*Tim goes to YouTube*
*Tim puts in "Real Gone-Billy Ray Cyrus"

*Tim sings to song*

Tim + computer: I'm American made but I like Chevrolet
My momma taught me wrong from right.

I was born in the South
Sometimes I have a big mouth
When I see something that I don't like
I gotta say it.

Well, we've been driving this road for a mighty long time
Paying no mind to the signs
Well, this neighborhood's changed
It's all been rearranged
We left that team somewhere behind.

Tim: Well, that's enough, lets go play the PSP.

*Tim opens up the PSP*

Tim: Let's play outside instead. Mommy! I'm going outside!

Mom: Okay honey! Just don't go to that new store they opened up 1 year earlier then it was supposed to be opened!

Tim: I wanna go to that new store they opened up 1 year earlier then it was supposed to be opened with Nicole, Nick and Jarrod.

*Tim goes to Nicoles and Nicks house*
*Tim goes to Jarrod's house.*
*The 4 of them go to the new store*

Tim: I brought 4 dollars! Each of us get a dollar.

All of them: Yay!

Tim: I'm buying Cheetos! The hot kind! What are you buying Nick?

Nick: I'm buying a popsicle.

Tim: What kind?

Nick: Banana.

Tim: How about you Nicole?

Nicole: I'm buying cigarettes! My dad says he does it because it un-stresses him.

Nicole: I would like to buy a pack of cigarettes.

Cashier: How old are you?

Nicole: 7.

Cashier: You must be 19 or older to buy cigarettes.

Nicole: Oh.

Tim: What about you Jarrod?

Jarrod: I'm buying BarBeQue chips from Lays!

Tim: Wise choice! Guys, I have something to say.

All but Tim: What?

Tim: I brought 5 dollars and I get two dollars.

All but Tim: No fair!

Tim: It's my funny! I get two chip!

All but Tim: Fine!

Tim: It's time to get home, we spent all day here! It's 6:32!

*They all arrive home*

Tim: Sorry I'm late! I lost track of time!

Mom: You're not late honey! You're just on time.

Tim: YAY!

*Tim finishes his dinner*

Tim: I'm going to bed! I'm sleepy!

Mariami · 07-25-2008, 10:11 PM

hahahaha....I found it very funny. Write more!

Timmarus · 07-25-2008, 10:12 PM

Thank you all for the positive comments! I will post more chapters soon!

*Ama* · 07-25-2008, 10:17 PM

Timmarus · 07-25-2008, 10:19 PM

Wow, first Neg comment.

Chapter 4~~~~~~~~~~~

Cast: TimMarus
Mrs. Laha (4th grade teacher)
Mom
Nicole
Nick
Jarrod
Cindy
Alex
Mr. Howard
Dad
Josh
Michael

(7 years old)

*Tim just wakes up*

Tim: Do I have to start school now?

Mom: Yes! I'll drive you there the first time, then you take the bus!

Tim: Yay! I get more friends!

Mom: I'm glad you're happy!

*Tim arrives at school*

Mom: Have a nice day, honey!

*Tim goes into the school*

Teacher: Hello, you must be Tim! My name is Mrs. Laha.

Tim: Hello Mrs. Laha.

Mrs. Laha: We're having recess right now, lets go outside.

Tim: YAY!

Nick, Nicole, Jarrod: TIM! Over here!

Tim: Hey guys! We're in the same class!

All: YAY!

*They all play and the end bell rings*

*12:00 Noon*

Mrs. Laha: Hey kids! Time to go home!

*Tim finds his Mom*

Mom: Did you like your new school?

Tim: Nick, Nicole and Jarrod are there and I met a new friend named Cindy!

*They drive home*

Brother: What's up short stuff?

Tim: Stop calling me that, Josh!

Josh: Fine! Control your temper!

Tim: Sorry.

Josh: It's OK!

Mom: I gotta leave for work, Tim.

Tim: OK. Bye!

Mom: Bye Tim, Bye Josh!

*Tim switches on the TV*

*2 hours of TV later.

Tim: Dad! Can I go to outside?

Josh: Yeah, can I go to Michaels House?

Dad: Sure kiddos!

Tim: Bye, big stuff.

Josh: Bye, short stuff.

Tim:*Grunts*

*5 hours later.

Tim: I'm sleepy from playing WiiMii all day!

Mom: Then go to bed.

Tim: OK.

Mattster · 07-28-2008, 10:18 PM

15 years old and making stories like these =/

And... Mrs. Laha... o_o