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To turn a kiss into sex, you need to cast a magical transmutation spell! Abra kadabra, abra kazam...screw it fuck me, now!

It's only illegal if you're 10 ---------- Post added at 12:37 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:37 PM ---------- and other underage ages ---------- Post added at 12:37 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:37 PM ---------- and what not.

I must invest in this product. NOW!

The ugliest fattest loser of the bunch. ---------- Post added at 12:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:31 PM ---------- With a nasty, pungent odour and a moustache.

Sometimes it's a triangle

The device is probably fraudulent!!!!

Quote from supersonic92: “ha. pranked by a puppy. that's a new one. probably thought he was funny. in all seriousness though, why didn't you just tell her it was the puppy? and it wasn't clear, but when she said to do it again, was it angry, or was she turned on or something? in any case, just tell her it wasn't you. if she doesn't believe you, then she doesn't believe you. whatever. i do have to say that is a kinda funny thing to happen though. not to mean that in a bad way or anything.” She wa…

Well, I had an acromatomical experience the other day. You see, I was driving a girl named Brii home, since she goes to my school and lives right next door to me, it is convenient, so that has been a routineatron from quite some time. But... something went terribly, terribly wrong. TERRIBLY WRONG!!! When we got to me house, we both dropped our stuff all over the damned for saken road! So we both bend down to pick up the books, when my puppy dog runs by, sniffs her ass, touching and all, and runs…

Quote from Radioactive_Pig: “Essentially... you're behind me with a knife in your mothers va-jay-jay. Perv.” LOL you fuck And as for that earthquake button, I hope you get crushed by tectonic plates then. Hmph

Oh yeah, and rotten cheese with olives

You're location just made me laugh ---------- Post added at 12:35 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:34 AM ---------- You're medieval battle armor is no match for my air-strike!!!!!! The knife is just a decoration

Fetish is a discussing word, it makes me think of something rotting turning into a slimy carcass with green slime and maggots and piss with blood. Use a different word for the same meaning and I'll be fine

Let it grow to a tropical jungle of mystery

It's not so bad if it's with someone you know that's true. Fetish...ROAR! no damn you!

Quote from Batgirl: “I will not give it to a guy or a girl and I will not recieve it. I find it unattractive.” I disagree with disagreeing to this. I will never ever because it's stupid and I'll never get the taste out of my mouth and it puts me in a position to have a psycho bite me and no keep YOUR GOD DAMN SLOBBER OFF OF ME!! GET THE GOD DAMN hell away from me before I KILL YOU ALL!

mmuAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Snickers, it burns, it burns my insides! I can feel it, eating away my stomach lining. ---------- Post added at 12:24 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:24 AM ---------- And btw....I', behind you with a knife so give it up

Snickers is kind of putrid

I don't get how this could be enjoyed, even if you like hearing what can be done to you. I have an imagination, it's not that, It just seems like little pleasure could be had with this. Some random person on the internet saying things to you like that... seems fuckheaded. If it's someone you know I can kind of understand that

I just think it wouldn't be fun enough

Snickers.... This just went down hill