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shit...I'll be one of the girls for this!

girls who watch porn are awesome girls to date.

Quote from Ejayrazz: “ 4. Shove a watermelon in his ass.” You'll make him feel things he never though possible with this one. Good Luck!

Quote from stephaknee: “give him a blowjob lol” I like the way you think....

Quote from corpsegrinder.: “Indeed sir, they are nice. But it's always better to give than recieve. lmfao.” You can give me head and give your clit to my tongue at the same time. so everybody wins!

Why does it matter that you have a boyfriend? I don't mind sharing. Its only gay if the balls touch anyways. :p

I suggest you get her on the pill to "regulate her period"

I think its weird that you want an unused pair. I mean...go to Walmart and get a new pair of panties for yourself. If I was going to wank to a pair of panties, I'd want them to be worn.

My e-penis does not have a finite size. It cannot be measured. epenis_515.jpg

Quote from the tramp is back: “Dear Jerk, AKA ModelMax. I am a guy before you question me. You really do have no respect for your girl what so ever do you? She could do so much better then a perfetic loser like you.” pathetic? anyways... there are vaginas of all kinds. some are sexy, some look like a sloppy taco from Taco Bell. I do agree that ModelMax is retarded. He should have used a better title for this thread, such as "Loose Lips Sink Ships".

1. Show him your boobs. bounce them in his face. 2. Do a strip tease. 3. wear sexy clothing while you massage him 4. invite one of your girlfriends for a 3some

There are many things that I say that is not true to girls, but they wouldn't believe me if I said I was a virgin and then all my other lies would fall apart. So i tell them nope. not a virgin.

Quote from Andrieux: “My hand. I cum. Wouldn't that do the opposite of keeping an erection? (Cutting off blood circulation)” Here it is from wikipedia to better explain it "A cock ring or cockring is a ring that is placed around a man's penis, usually at the base, primarily to slow the flow of blood from the erect penile tissue, thus maintaining erection for a longer period of time."

I found a picture of the boyfriend. I think this should explain everything! wm-Pee%20In%20The%20Mouth.jpg

poker in the front, liquor in the back....and VICE VERSA!! amiright?

is getting deepthroated a position? If not, then doggy 69 is up there among my favorites as well.

corpsegrinder......when are you gonna take on my cock?

Fuck! edit: gave rep...I want a hug also

are you talking about squirting? cuz squirting and ejaculating are different :p

man with giant cock? S5000246.JPG