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Quote from hheartstrongg: “being eaten out is probably my favourite thing in the entire world.” When are you going to visit me so I can do your favorite thing?

Last Online: 05-06-2009 03:32 AM Why are we still commenting on this thread?

They'd marry the wealthy guy, get a kid out of him, divorce him to get some of his money + child support, and go with the good who's good in bed FTW!!!!!!!!!

Quote from Phuck Buddy: “you should have busted your house and say she was ready for a real life test.” I might have been really tired....or I didn't know what the hell i was thinking. I wanted to say "busted out your (something)" I don't know what something is, but I'm sure it wasn't "house"

it doesn't really mean anything. some people like different things, he probably likes getting his balls rubbed during a bj. I agree with stjowa....you should rub his balls for him next time.

high 5

I don't brag when I have 3somes. it hurts my chances to have future 3somes with the same girls who are willing :p

Quote from Quill: “don't really want to see my gf sucking/fucking another guy tbj. I think that's pretty fucked up.” I'll make sure you don't catch us and don't have to see it.

Quote from Quill: “fixed” remove the quotes and your dead on.

not sure what a wug is, but I think you mean blow job...so ya. let's roll with that

Quote from writer239: “Partly depends on how long you're going, and then everyone produces different amounts. I'd guess for about every half an hour, maybe a teaspoon or so depending on how heavily you pre-cum.” I was being sarcastic dude. :p

fuck

I'm not sure if I ever responded to this thread or not, but i think i did it once or twice in middle school. if you're in hs and you jack off in school....that's just ....i don't know. not right. find yourself the school slut and take care of it that way.

0-2 times a day depending on my sexual activity. So I would say about 0 - 14 times a week. There are rare instances where I jack off more, but those are outliers and not within the standard deviations.

how much do i precum? how would i measure that? mL? gallons? weights? parts per hole? atomic weight? (etc.)

It's in their own hands. Guys think its awesome that they do, but girls find it 'icky' or whatever. lol

Quote from I'mMe: “Well. I lost my virginity without knowing it. That was pretty clutch. My ex was like, "Babe...you're in me..." Needless to say, I hadn't noticed. So I'm officially the first guy in the history of the world to have accidentally lost his virginity. That's a great honor, let me tell you... *grumble*” her vagina must have been pretty big for you not to have noticed it. And by big I mean like the size of a golf hole. It looks like this: Big-Golf-Hole.jpg When it should look more li…

Quote from hotteenm: “Never had one unless you count wanking.” thanks for bumping an old ass thread. Quote from Symptom of the Universe: “Sex in public is always.... exhilirating.....” i miss you symptom!

Quote from todaythisweek: “But she wasn't convinced and wanted instructions. Man that afternoon was crazy cause I ended up showing her some porn on the web whilst the parents were downstairs, then I went and got her a banana to practise on. It was the funniest thing but I know this is wrong but I kinda got a bit turned on. lol ” you should have busted your house and say she was ready for a real life test.

Quote from stephaknee: “You will find someone” I dont think he needs the same motivational crap he's heard before. You probably need to lower you standards. so you can't get that hot piece of ass....I want angelina jolie, and that's not fuckin happening. Especially not since the restraining order. Go for girls who would go for you. You can always try it out with a hotter chick to see if she takes the bait, but otherwise reel it back in and cast in a smaller lake.