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I'll march straight up to the mob of zombies, they will be suspicious as I will have no weapon on me. I will go straight up to the first zombie and tell him he is a fucking pussy and punch him right in the face. The mass amount of zombies will stare at me in awe at the massive balls I have shown and they will have respect for me. I then slowly gain their trust by mating with their women and playing with their children. Over time, I will become their overlord and watch them bow down to me. Enjoy …

Quote from plax77: “My stats suck I share an account w/ my siblings and they suck ass,” Fucking this. My brother: Knifes, noob tubes, glitches, intentional plays with shitty guns like pistols, and it makes me fucking rage. I've also caught him boosting afew times. 95% of the time I will always be atleast 1-1 if not 2-1+. Then there is the rare chance i'll suck and go .5, and the rare chance i'll go 45-3 or something. Currently i'm around a .93 or something kd, but I am going to guess without my …

Quote from xNerRadx: “Lil wayne is the best.” ....:nono:

If what you go through is what I went through, there will be 2 things that will cause pain: 1) The fucking wire. There were multiple times were they had to change the wire thing, right? Well after we left I would notice they didn't clip it in all the way. If you don't know what this means, every time you go back they replace the wire that goes through, so they unclip the braces, take out the wire and put a new one in, and at the end of the wire they clip it with some kind of tool. Well this is a…

Quote from Cass Cass: “ABOUT PENISES AND HOW BIG THEY ARE. THE FORUM DOESNT CARE IF THEYRE 1 INCH OR 50 STFU.. no one cares about you and your dicks relationship! stfu_noob_dogs.jpg” umad?

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[/COLOR]You Are 44% Sociopath sociopath-3.jpg You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior. Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse. Are You A Sociopath? Blogthings: Waste Time at Work!

Quote from Jarndyce: “~Do you have a personal belief, if so how did you come to believe in your faith?” I was raised as a Jew I guess, we also celebrated Christian holidays for some reason, but my family was more Jewish if I had to pick one, but we never really went to temple. I went maybe twice. As a result I was never very religious. I think because I was never pressured into what I should believe, I can see things more clearly and see both prospectives. I look at things literally and it seems…

Sometimes in arguments

I was chilling with my friend and we decided to play his FF. The only reason he got it is he liked the story, he would be completely fine with only watching the cutscenes in high def. Anyway, I don't think he was to far in the game, but half the time I was saying "my god please let this fight end and let me keep going to the next scene". Maybe it was because my friend ignored all the messages about upgrading their attack and never upgraded their shit and they were weak as hell. Lightning left an…

Jealousy and trying to fit in. If one guy is jealous of his looks he will say "Oh, I hate him". Then when his friend will say "I hate him, too" without even hearing his songs, and so on. This is how it is in my opinion at least. I personally don't care for his songs, but I see why people like him. He is good looking and his songs could be catchy. It's just like miley cyrus, people hate on her when she has great music, because they're trying to fit in or jealous TL;DR haters gotta hate

The facebook one was the best one this season to be honest. Though the testicular cancer one was pretty good

Quote from Linda: “To clarify: 13zv3wp.jpg” your acting ridiculous with you're comments linda

Quote from Fate: “The ones where he sounds like a grown man.. OH WAIT!” 13yot5g.png

I'm about to get oblivion and looked at a oblivion wiki, it looks pretty confusing. What classes/races are good? Any tips at all would be appreciated

Quote from DREAM3R: “ur old avatar was better” I change my avatar pretty often. Someone asked me if that was me in there ._.

Probably played around 8 days just on spy :D. Easily my favorite class, so funny back stabbing people, I use to be so good. I have both the orange box and it on the PC but I lag hard on the PC. I fucking hate the pyro because he ruins my cover -.-. On the other hand, I also love being the pyro

Definitely MW2. Played 6 days worth on online and 3-4 worth on my dads account. I played LFD2 at my friends and thought it was meh. I got it for christmas and haven't even opened it yet. mw2 is so much better imo. Quote from PirateX: “The bad part is that level 70 ppl in MW2 are liek superman compared to newbies.” Complete horse shit. On both my 3rd prestige and my dads 5th prestige I use intervention (level 1 gun) and FAMAS (level 1 gun) best guns in the game imo.

Put it through your pants loops and then tie it in a knot. No need thank me bro

Quote from DREAM3R: “kinda looks like my dick. no offense” I laughed so hard the water I was drinking went everywhere. Oh and I need a pic of your whole face