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Quote from OMFT: “:cool: I'd look so cool. Lmao.” Yeah until someone throws a bowling ball at you because they think you escaped the mental hospital.

I'm buying one.

I can see Ty now. "Don't, stop don't do that. You got to rub her this way" His hands rubbing the air and people pointing.

Quote from OMFT: “1. Cover your stump before you hump. 2. Before you attack her wrap your whacker. 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy. 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout. 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner. 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong. 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it. 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey. 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize. 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter. 11. She won't get sick if you…

Lmao. No glove, no love.

I'll beat her ass with my skateboard. Negative people will bring you down. You don't need em.

But your boobs are stuck up. Lmao. Too many energy drinks tonight.

Talk to my face because my boobs can't hear you.

You only would because of my vibrating tongue ring. -pouts lip out-

Bonk! That's right, I said bonk!

You have to do what you have to do. And you have to do it for yourself. Because in the end, you're the one living with yourself. This will make him a better person, really.

My Chemical Romance has come a long way. I remember back in the day when Gerard Way was always drunk on the stage and shit. I've seen him drunk and have his pants fall completely off his ass. I think they are getting more into their music and it's good. I love all of their songs. I'm a huge fan.

Have a good day, darling. I'm here for you, always. I love you.