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Haven't seen it yet. Want to. Isn't Helena Bonham Carter in it?

Harsh words. Were they really neccessary? :p

Directions? And don't just say water. The last time someone said that, I ended up in a puddle.

Quote from Haeron: “Perhaps an example of Social Darwinism? The arrogant prick doesn't get a girlfriend and his genes die out. That would be good.” Yes, yes it would.

Exactly.

Why's he worrying then O_O

Quote from dh226: “I think you misunderstood. I think that parents, when they have their child, choose to have it circumcised to that when the kid becomes older, he doesn't have to clean under his own foreskin.” I know, I know, I know. I was purposely questioning it. Don't ask me why, I just did.

Quote from lana loo: “Or the fact that his genetics are SO good that he had a 7ft penis to match his awsome body :)” I would not be happy with a 7ft penis. It would just take all the fun out of masturbating.

Looking at that mouth, I'm guessing that's not all you can do with your tongue :eek:

Well at least you know that if your parents do find out and your Aunt and Uncle take you to court, that you'd have every southern state on your side.

Quote from Sasha Vassily: “I think the thread is for humans, not blue whales.” :mad: Is there anywhere we can safely flail our 13.whatever metre long penises about without fear of prejudice?!

Everyone knows that any boy with a penis less than 13.4 metres is going to remain a virgin for the rest of his life. Common sense boy. Use it.

Fuck buddies are good for only two things. STD's and a free bed for the night. On the two occasions which I had a fuck buddy, I was disappointed in both areas

Electric drill.