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I have like 10 freckles on my entire body and perfect olive skin. Sucks to be me. Can you remove freckles with a lazer? I think you'd also be removing your skin, bone, veins, and other quite important human atributes. Don't worry there was this one time when I saw a hot ginger, she was like an angel.

Not me, I have Marfans Syndrome and its hard as fuck to gain any weight I eat like fourty billion calories a day and I still look skinny. Maybe i'd gain weight if I stopped doing exercise and ate only McDonalds but then I would be unhealthy and fat isn't the type of weight I want to gain, oh well.

The biggest milf ever has just laid the smack down. KA-BOOOOOOM

I get supa tanned from spending two days out doors. If I keep it up my normally light brown hair goes dumb blonde. I'm too dumb at this point to care.

I only go bare feet now or wear thongs when I go around walking in random places because shoes take too long to put on. Fitflops look like they are more expensive than my fiddy cent thongs and I do not beleive I will get fitter by wearing them. Maybe an obese person will but I am 16 and in my prime. I eat fitness for breakfast.

I have brown eyes myself thus I do not care about eyecolour. Some people think eye colour is sexy as fuck but these wimminz obviously haven't seen my eyes and the ones that have orgasm on the spot, yet they are still only brown. kthnx

It takes me 20 minutes to come inside a girl then my refractory period is 0.00001 seconds. Also my sperm load that I inject into the female specimine gets larger so I have to swap holes before I drown in one of them.

Oh k thats good then. I'm 6" so I don't care about height.

Nothing. I'm just playing a game, life is a bunch of games. I hope you're not offended! Some people are so sensitive :(. Don't worry, you're not alone. Alot of people are like this until they learn to appreciate my sense of humor. All is forgiven.

If I get rid of my pewbs then my mankini will lose effect. No deal

No I mean one thousand three hundred and thirty three girls I have had sex with. mvp23_08 is beating me by four :mad: Monica just calm down alritey. Get off your high horse. Actually, wait, no get back on it, it makes you taller so people can actually kiss your ass without having to dig a ten foot hole in the ground first.

What are you MonicaMarie? :eek: Oh wait I forgot your like 2"5 and too short to date real humans. Back to the topic: I have had sex with 1337 girls. Quite clearly. Hurhurhur fourstamfourstrengthleatherbelt.

The deeper it goes the more interesting / intimate it gets. LONG LIVE THE MONSTER COCK

I liked her though, atleast physically. She was a huge bitch but I wanted to get inside her pants.

I thought you were a guy from looking at your profile picture, maybe your problem lies with your haircut. Support Leader, Pressure

Never fear, Pressure is here. I will turn you straight again dearery.

Everyone has muscles. Abs are muscles. Too see them you need to lose the fat on your gut. To lose the fat on your gut either 1) Go to the kitchen and get a big knife, proceed to cut the fat off without drestroying your abs in the process. (Fast but effective method) or 2) Do alot more exercise --> this helps lose fat whilst gaining muscle. (Slow but overall better approach for health reasons).

Draco used to be good but in the recent movies he's a pussy. Ron has a bad case of gingervitus. Harry is a crossdresser. They're all males. ------------------ None of the above

11 years. From birth till I was 11. I am a hero.

hey my name is jack and i live in Brisbane Australia i want to have straight sex so give me a call on 0418089140 Back to topic: I masturbate on the roof on a full moon.