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Castrate yourself. Short of that, think of puppies. Cute, adorable puppies that you would in no way shape or form want to fuck. You're welcome.

Everyone fights. As with most things, good in moderation.

This seems very stupid to me. Am I alone in thinking that?

Seems to be some definite attraction there. So just call her and plan something. She gave you her number, and agreed that you should both do something soon. You are set. At the very least you ought to be able to get a good friendship out of this. Also, just out of curiosity, is it only your intention to "hook up" or would you want to pursue a bit more of an actual relationship with this girl? Also, the fact that she is your sister's friend means nothing to me. It might weird her out a bit, but w…

Quote from ComplicatedMind: “Do it only if you are able to the consequences of your actions. If you were to get pregnant, would you proceed with abortion or would you quit school, get a job, and find a place to live?” This. You may find that you feel as though you are ready to have sex, but would you be able to deal with possible consequences? No matter how you feel now, you could always regret it later. Unless you think you could handle a pregnancy or STD, then I would seriously reconsider.

Quote from Linda: “Thank you :rolleyes:. What Marilyn Monroe said was true: "If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything." — Marilyn Monroe I like simple things in a guy, because those are the only things that'll truly matter when it comes down to your happiness or not.” Well, I was just saying because a lot of the peeps around here seem fairly shallow. It is nice to see someone who doesn't necessarily have a checklist of requirements for once is all. *shrug*

Quote from Linda: “I like smiles. If he can make me laugh, then I'm happy.” Simple. I like it.

Open world never gets old to me. As a genre, it really can't. Then again, none really do (apart from WWII shooters). Anywho. seeing as how open world games are some of my favorite, and Rockstar does them so darn well, I am all for them staying on their current path. Also this game is quite aweshume.

It depends on the person. Doesn't really matter one way or the other.

Quote from Retch: “People are judged by their actions. He sucks dicks. I judge him. I don't need to have tea with him and be told his life story to judge the fact that he sucks dicks. Your line is one of the most fucking retarded phrases to be uttered, and yet, it's one of the most popular ones on this forum.” You are a complete dumbass. Did you not notice the emoticon? Indicates sarcasm. Can you understand, or shuld eye tipe liek tis?

Quote from Retch: “So you've sucked a guy's dick before but you still consider yourself to be straight? Man, denial is an ugly thing.” Quote from Spider Penguin: “Lol. I guess straight guys can go out and have sex with a guy, do it on a regular basis, and still call themselves straight nowadays. :rolleyes:” You don't even know him, you can't judge him.

I find myself hating just about everyone in this thread. Just because I hate people who make blind assumptions and ridiculous judgements about others.

I don't understand how you can bully someone through a "sext", as it were.

Quote from T-Pain: “I had sex on a boat listening to myself with auto tune. It was DIVINE!” Divine... ironic word choice.

Quote from svsupperchick2013: “what are you talking about” Shennanigans. If you are found guilty, all of the townspeople will descend upon you with brooms and proceed to beat you with them. Fairly straightfoward really.

Quote from svsupperchick2013: “haha my friends love me so i dont see why you feel bad for them, cause in all reality their worse than me” That is just crazy. :eek: I invoke the sacred rite of shennanigans. ---------- Post added at 01:43 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:42 AM ---------- Quote: “ Hero comment, discarded.” Hero? Why, madam, I hardly consider myself as such. But I appreciate the thought.

Quote from svsupperchick2013: “very good ha” I feel bad for your friends. Oh well. Quote from HannahBehh: “i wish i got that award. D: lol. guess i'm not badass enough.” Or, you could try for the "Made something out of your life" award. Of course, such an award is hard to obtain without the ability to keep one's legs closed. OHHHHHHHH SHNAP!

Were I going to commit suicide, your Portal reference alone would have made me reconsider. So... you win. I... guess.

Quote from svsupperchick2013: “oh i do, dont worry, funny thing is the school loves me even though they know all this bout me my parents are the only one that dont, even my uncle (who is our principle) knows so yeah:)” Well... I guess that's... good... or... something...

For shame! ---------- Post added at 01:20 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:17 AM ---------- Quote from svsupperchick2013: “Ok so our schools quarterback has a kid, shes one month, and the mom is really jealous and very protective. well during halftime at the last playoff game we had sex in the locker room” Quote from svsupperchick2013: “ive got a better one id always go to my bestfriends crush's house for these parties and we would always tell her we were going to have "heart to heart" talk…