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Re: Another sex joke
PostIt's a good joke. Watch this: Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!" As soon as he finished his last w…
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You certainly look very good. Stop asking and thinking about
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Great job. Well ... I hope you will marry with her now :eek:
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Re: (boys). jack off
PostWhat do you need nude pictures ? Maybe I have some extra for you with me and my boyfriend?
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Quote from Tenris: “Hi Look...you know how often it is that the "Love Story" thing happens? I understand that it's what every girl dreams about, but...hun, in reality, it hardly ever happens At the end of the day, the closest thing most people get to a love story is being friends at school who end up falling in love. Of course, you do get a few exceptional cases where you find a real love story, but it almost never happens. To be honest, I think it's just so much easier to look for a normal guy …
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A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..." The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"
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Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can't you do that?" "Gosh," Jack says, "why I hardly know the girl."
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So, how do you know when someone is flirting, or just being friendly? Also, sometimes there are those that flirt just to get attention, so, how do I know if there is attraction there as well? Help me
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I always say what I think (sometimes that can be a bad thing). I can be very spontaneous, I enjoy walks and great conversations. Please be emotionally stable and know what you really want. ---------- Post added at 09:22 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:21 AM ---------- I am looking for a man to put some excitement back into my life.