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Quote from rmg126: “Remember, when coming out there's always a way to save your ass if they react negatively. In case of "EEEEEWWWW GET AWAY FROM ME YOU HIV-POSITIVE FAGGOT!" then simply burst out laughing and be all like "LAWL J/K I TROLL U!" and be sure to laugh it off as a complete joke. I've used this technique twice before and they believed my "joke." :D” They aren't your real friends if they can't accept you for who you are. Fuck them. Don't hide yourself just because a couple of cunts can…

Would you do meth if it was legalized? No. Abortion: for or against it? For. No cunt, no opinion. Do you think the world would fail with a female president? No. Do you believe in the death penalty? European Convention On Human Rights, protocol 9. The death penalty shall be abolished. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already? Yes. Are you for or against premarital sex? Your choice. I've had sex and I'm not married so personally, for. Do you believe in God? No. Do you think same sex marria…

I'm personally not attracted to black chicks. Not a racist thing, just not attracted to them. Mixed race chicks are hot though.

When a girl is on top and sits at the wrong angle, bending it. Instant flop.

Smoking paper doesn't cause lung cancer, it does however cause an even worse disease however called stupid. Symptoms include: - Asking dumb questions on web forums - Believing that you can get lung cancer from smoking paper despite it not containing any tar which even if it did you would need to smoke it many times a day for 30+ years to contract lung cancer - Smoking paper in the first place If you display any of the above get checked out immediately.

Quote from Raoul_Foil_Duke: “Even the ugly women charge like 2k per night. I'd say you're getting ripped off, so don't do it.” You got ripped off bro.

Occupational hazard, Uni student. I drink various times a week, but not to get drunk.

I do that to my female friends all the time (purely in a platonic way). They have a strange tendency to hide my shit in their tits. I need to retrieve aforementioned shit, so I go in.

OMG he's so cute = she likes you Any other use = You're president of the friend zone. You're her puppy. She's going to date complete assholes and complain about them to you whilst you helplessly fall in love with her. If it's the second. Bail. Bail. Bail.

They want to gain carnal knowledge of you in exchange for a pre determined amount of money.

Foot fetish? Fuck off, I'm lucky to muster up 7 inches.

For me, kissing (tongues) is cheating, although forgivable. Anything worse and it's game over.

Quote from crazyTHING66: “didn't mean to 'yell' i didn't realize what the font size was so big and i am too lazy to change it” Surely it took you longer to post that than it did to click on edit, select the text and change the font size? Not criticising, just pondering.

You're asking: Is God sitting in my room, faking knocking shit off my shelf to ensure I believe in him? No, no he is not.

Emigrate to Vietnam.

Brown. Camerons only policy is to oppose Browns policies. He is completely out of touch with Britain, despite his cool, modern, young Blair-ish image. 21 of the MP candidates he wants to elect to run your country are his old school chums from Eton. Look at history. The tories opposed the formation of the NHS, opposed the minimum wage, sat there and accused Brown of causing the recession, despite it being a worldwide recession and having no worthwhile recovery plan themselves. He has no policies …

I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister, whilst I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70's Playboy bush or anything. Just something that reminds me that I'm performing cunnilingus on an adult. -Hank Moody

Yeah he likes you.

Well I use OS X, which is Unix. Also had a nice little server running Debian Linux, did file sharing, web hosting, FTP, IRC etc. Unfortunately I dropped one of the PCI brackets into the PCI slot and it shorted the board. Haven't bothered to replace the thing. Also develop XHTML, CSS, JavaScript, etc. and program Java, C#, and I've mucked about with C and Objective C.

French kissed another straight guy to turn on a girl. Worked like a charm, gained intimate carnal knowledge of her within the hour.