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Quote from DontBother: “How can be you be aroused by an inanimate object? You mean fucked yourself with one?” nope just thought "fuck thats sexy" while looking at it

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Quote from LAR: “go on - truth !” OK then... have you ever been aroused by an inanimate object?

ugh no... just wrong...

A microwaved melon with a hole at one end, and a lot of paracetamol for afterwards

Quote from Miss Loo: “What a lovely thread =/” Indeed. Trust a male specimen to start a thread about ass-hair

Quote from xxXRawrHelloKittyxxX: “No one tells the truth anymore. And that's a kiddy game.” Who cares? It leads places :p

I shave everything. Its far better wen its nice and smooth :p

Quote from TGH: “Wow, I never said I'm gonna go out and fuck a girl unpreotected and just randomly. What I meant was can people help me out with what they think, is losing your virginity being a great memory over rated or what?” if u get a girl pregnant, it could be horrible if its not planned but the time i lost my virginity, that was an awesome memory so yeh i'd say it was, but in ur case ur gonna have to be careful

Quote from dokueki: “Hahaha. And some people do get aroused by popsicles. Go figure D: Also, I'm not american either but I call'em popsicles >>;” i'd love to see who is. i suppose some girls would be - depends wat they do with them i call them lollies

Quote from Neal: “It's not sex you want it seems, but having a girlfriend to cure your loneliness. You also probably want eye candy. If you are horny and need to ejaculate, ejaculating into a penis-shaped container is not much different than ejaculating into a vagina. Sex could not be that very pleasureable. Suppose, for example, you were out on a swimming pool area on a cold night. And you see a hot spa / jacuzzi (hot-water swimming pool). You dip your toes into the water to see if it's hot and…

Quote from dokueki: “Popsicle.” good point. u don't find lollies (i cant fucking call them popsicles - im not american lol) arousing, do u? if anyone gives the pun im expecting i will shoot you

Quote from TGH: “What do you mean by this?” they can break and if u use some lubes they can be weakened. plus like all membranes, they can have tiny imperfections - think the way a baloon deflates over time - the air escapes through imperfections in the skin. they're safer, but not 100% safe.

Quote from TGH: “And were am I supposed to insert myself into this watermelon :confused: I take it I'm supposed to be cut a hole in it lol. How big should the whole be? Just bigger than my cock or smaller? I'm on my way to finding a girl lol.” a girl will in all likelihood be bigger have fun and dont burn yourself but get a girl - why emulate when u cud have the real thing?

Quote from SweetBoy: “yours is” you're such a nice person what other thing u eat gives u its own drink?

Quote from TGH: “haha Obviously I would use a condom but its getting to the point were I'm one of the only of my friends that hasn't done it, and I'm one of the cooler of my group so its kinda embarrassing lol.” condoms arent that effective. dont give it away to some random - you'll find love yet and you'll have something very special to give to her. i'd wait - you'll probably be surprised how many of those ppl u talked about *didn't* have sex. u got plenty of time to find a girl!

Quote from TGH: “Would you say what I do is the close to fucking I could get? (without actually fucking obviously)” this might seem weird but try microwaving a watermelon for 30 seconds, and after checking that its not scolding hot (that could be bad ), uh, have your way with it? find a girl!

lol! exercise and eat healthily and you should get in shape but dont worry - if a girl only likes u cos of ur dick, it isnt a really deep relationship, is it?