helpz your buddy

LieutenantDan · Jul 10th 2010, 6:51am

Hey Guys, just coming by taking some advice.

Ok so here we go my friends.

Ok so In the past I have had girls stare glance and flirt with me in front of my face, how can I overcome my chickeness? honestly I fuck up most situations for being a chicken in front of women. I dodge their flirts with punchlines like "Oh Look theres my buddy, brb ok?Bybye." I wanna change that because I feel I'm ready to have some sexual intercourse. I just wanna try it so I can be calm for the next year or so. Im not that type of person that does it wildly and frequently if Id ever do it, but I just wanna do it once or twice to say that I have done it and know how it feels, cuz honestly your left hand gets tired when you jack off so much then your right then both get tired. So for the sake of my two hands help me! Give me tips on getting da women on your feet cuz man Im tired of Porn masturbating and just having fantasies. With one session Im good for 3 months or even a year. So yeah shoot away!:lolz:

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oh btw im 16. No threesome or wierd crap like that just some average stuff.

LieutenantDan · Jul 10th 2010, 8:59pm

respond you swine D:<

boy solger 7 · Jul 11th 2010, 7:11pm

no idea...

LieutenantDan · Jul 11th 2010, 7:14pm

lolque? D:

Mec · Jul 11th 2010, 7:50pm

Hate to sound condesending or anything, but you're kinda approaching it from a bad angle. If what you're trying to do is set up for a booty call, or just fuck some chick once so you can say you've done it, what you're looking for is commonly refered to as a whore.
Now if you'd like to fix the heart of the problem, you'll have to fix the chickenness and teach yourself to be more comfortable in social situations. I've been through it, and it's wierd to get used to at first, but then it's really awesome.
If you can build a relationship with a girl and interact like humans, you're alot more likely to get somewhere than you are trying to find the "trick to getting the girls in bed with you".

For the record, tequila normally does the job.

LieutenantDan · Jul 11th 2010, 10:51pm

Not trying to get a whore just trying to find someone. :l

trackattack · Jul 11th 2010, 10:58pm

if you can't flirt you should probably put "sexual intercourse" on the back burner.

Skelator · Jul 11th 2010, 10:59pm

i would advise just practice to get more confident, and finding someone you are confortable with and not just some random girl really helps too

SMOKE. · Jul 21st 2010, 4:50am

1. You have to actually want it, if you just want to be able to say you've done it, wait till you actually want to fuck something, then fuck it, this shouldn't be a "once or twice"
2. you have no idea who you would be if you were to do it....
3. don't call it sexual intercourse, that sounds creepy as fuck
4. there are so many problems with your post... I don't even know where to begin.. real advice: have a beer or two or three or whatever and youll be acting yourself, hope this helped

Cass Cass · Jul 21st 2010, 1:02pm

Get a girlfriend.

xman · Jul 22nd 2010, 5:48pm

:rofl:

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