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all lyrics to every brokencyde song makes me laugh.

I love GaGa but...

"And in the shadow of the night, I touch myself and it's alright"

pretty much 90% of the lyrics in Low by flo rida. I don't know why

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Their attempt at being brutal failed.

Gunther-Ding Ding Dong

Giggs, i aint an animal but i rip bras ummmmmmmmm

Dir En Grey - Lie Buried with a Vengence



I rail at the sordid you
Something's missing from my mind
Haizuri mawaru munashiki iki you sa
Something's missing from my heart
This is the real world
Sou da oshi mitsu seru kanjou o ? ji kome
So attack So attack
Delete everything
Crime without reason does exist
I am the soul of revenge

Something's missing from my ears
Hai sakebi mebaeru aijou ka
Something's missing from my voice
This is the real world
Chi de chi o arai seigi o kakagero
So attack So attack
Delete everything
Crime without reason does exist
I am the soul of revenge

Mind Over All
Nanimokamo nagesutero

Has my head gone mad?
Mu kachi ni ore o kazatta saru tomo ka
Has my heart gone mad?
This is the real world
Dobunezumi, haiena, kuso buta bakari
So attack So attack
Delete everything
Crime without reason does exist
I am the soul of revenge

Mind Over All
Nanimokamo nagesutero

Taste the destiny
Are you the most superior leader of all?
Fuck, you're a motherfucker

hipster wrote:

all lyrics to every brokencyde song makes me laugh.

i wanna drink a 40 ounceee!!!!

Fuck Her Gently --Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fucking teamwork
Whats your favorite position?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

So I broke into the palace
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said: I know you and you cannot sing.
I said: That's nothing you should here me play piano.

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pretty much every smith song makes me laugh cause moz is pretty damn witty with his writing while at the same time being heavily depressive context.

"Oh let me get my hands on your mammory glands"

"Everywhere I go, bitches always know. That Charley Scene has a weeny that he loves to show!"

A copy and paste of the lyrics to Doin' Your Mom by Fatty Spins.
I'll wrap it in code so it saves a bit of space.

Psychostick
We Ran Out Of CD Space lyrics
What if the world was made of glazed donuts? You would be like, "Man, that's fuckin' sweet, I can't believe the world is made of donuts."
What if your hands were made of Hot Pockets? You would be the first one to be eaten in survival situations.

What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur? What if you peed out of your nose? What if your face was shaped like Mexico, or trapezoids, or Texas and Hawaii?
What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world just like the world you started with? What if another world then ate the world made out of donuts, making all the donut people pissed?

What if your face was made of bumblebees? You would be like, "Dude, this really sucks. I do not want a face made out of bumblebees."
What if your dad was made of rainbows? You would be like, "OMG that's lame. I want a dad made out of ninja robots."

What if your pool was filled with applesauce? What if a hot dog was your tongue? What if your mouth was filled with broken glass, and fire ants, and three meat jambalaya?
What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate? And what if those crocodiles could shoot heat-seeking killer bees, ensuring that there would be no escape?

What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs? You would be like, "Awww, look at the puppy dog. Aww, c'mere. C'mere! Whatcha doing little guy? Whatcha doing? Ooh whatcha wooky wooky. Look at the puppy dog. The puppy dog... puppy doggies!"
Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes? What if your butt was on your chest? What if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid?

Psychostick
We Ran Out Of CD Space lyrics
What if the world was made of glazed donuts? You would be like, "Man, that's fuckin' sweet, I can't believe the world is made of donuts."
What if your hands were made of Hot Pockets? You would be the first one to be eaten in survival situations.

What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur? What if you peed out of your nose? What if your face was shaped like Mexico, or trapezoids, or Texas and Hawaii?
What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world just like the world you started with? What if another world then ate the world made out of donuts, making all the donut people pissed?

What if your face was made of bumblebees? You would be like, "Dude, this really sucks. I do not want a face made out of bumblebees."
What if your dad was made of rainbows? You would be like, "OMG that's lame. I want a dad made out of ninja robots."

What if your pool was filled with applesauce? What if a hot dog was your tongue? What if your mouth was filled with broken glass, and fire ants, and three meat jambalaya?
What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate? And what if those crocodiles could shoot heat-seeking killer bees, ensuring that there would be no escape?

What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs? You would be like, "Awww, look at the puppy dog. Aww, c'mere. C'mere! Whatcha doing little guy? Whatcha doing? Ooh whatcha wooky wooky. Look at the puppy dog. The puppy dog... puppy doggies!"
Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes? What if your butt was on your chest? What if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid?

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head

- BJ Thomas

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head
And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed
Nothin' seems to fit
Those raindrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'

So I just did me some talkin' to the sun
And I said I didn't like the way he got things done
Sleepin' on the job
Those raindrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'

But there's one thing I know
The blues they send to meet me won't defeat me
It won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red
Cryin's not for me
'Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
Because I'm free
Nothin's worryin' me


It won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red
Cryin's not for me
'Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
Because I'm free
Nothin's worryin' me

It makes me laugh and it cheers me up at the same time

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