Mi Mama... Stupidissima

7skullz · Sep 3rd 2010, 6:15am

So, I was walking Katie to her door today, and she turned around to look up the street. "Um, is-is that your mom?" she asked. "Um, yes, yes it is," I reply. I get her to her door, we hug, and she's just like... "Ok, I'm gonna go inside now." And then my mom picks me up.

Anyone else have cockblock stories? I know this might not necessarilly fit in here. But it has to do with my GF. So yeah.

ben101 · Sep 3rd 2010, 9:50pm

lol didnt even kiss her, what?

username #88 · Sep 3rd 2010, 9:54pm

As far as I am concerned, cock block means that she blocked you from having sexual intercourse. Were you two gonna have sex? And was your mom scheduled to pick you up?

If she was scheduled to pick you up, how is that cock block?

ben101 · Sep 3rd 2010, 10:14pm

I saw two people having sex ontop of this grass hill one night so me and my mate drove my car up there and turned the lights on highbeam on them and then we high fived eachother and laughed at them and drove off lol now THATS a cock block!

They both got up and walked off too hahahahahaha ahh i felt like an asshole but thats what you get for having sex in public lol

7skullz · Sep 4th 2010, 12:08am

My mom like fucking stalked us. And no kiss, yeah, because Katie closed the door in my fucking face. Women are fucking weird.

Welsh Prophets are Lost · Sep 4th 2010, 12:11am

I wouldn't like that >_> And Kev that would have been so funny at the time i bet :P?

username #88 · Sep 4th 2010, 12:17am

Kevmo7 wrote:

I saw two people having sex ontop of this grass hill one night so me and my mate drove my car up there and turned the lights on highbeam on them and then we high fived eachother and laughed at them and drove off lol now THATS a cock block!

They both got up and walked off too hahahahahaha ahh i felt like an asshole but thats what you get for having sex in public lol

That would not work here in New York. Your car would have gotten fucked up along with you two. So just be careful who you cock block, cuz only the sissies pull up their pants and run away.

ben101 · Sep 4th 2010, 1:35am

lol yeah cause new york is so much more dodgy than the crime capital country of the world lol

do your research and stop using the ruff ryders logo as your avatar, or they will come and beat you up lol

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