What...?

You're not Gandalf bro, hope you decide to live.

that wasn't the intention. remember when I said to recognize when people were trying to sympathize? you just have to recognize it. No one's calling you an asshole for being depressed, I was just trying to show you some reasons to appreciate the chances you do have. The best of us have been scuicidal.
Just don't be thin skinned, or you'll only get more depressed. Buck up.( in case that term came of as rude in another culture, it means cheer up.)

Thanks for commenting just to tell people their help isn't "kind enough",
everyone who commented has tried to help you, a random stranger, for no reason.

Gooeyswat wrote:

Sorry to say, no one here is going to give you options on how to commit suicide.
Why don't you share why you think ending your life if is your only option right now, and perhaps we can help you out.

Sorry to say, you're wrong.

I'll happily give him an option on how to commit suicide.

Join the army, die actually trying to do something for someone, considering you're going to hurt your family and friends.

I understand that I've been in exactly the same situation as you, and came out of it by just choosing to be strong. I also understand that someone in your position can't be helped unless they really want to. Everything you need to know, work on, whatever, is already in this thread, and probably already in your head. Choice is yours man, have a good one.

do you really think killing yourself would cause your parents less pain than failing exams?

After you die your body doesn't retain its normal functions(obviously). A body will commonly evacuate its bowels after death.

There is no dignity in death, there is only in life.