respond with a yo mama joke

say your mom is dead

You reply with "I am rubber, you are glue."

Lol wow
I say just shrug it off. Your mama jokes are immature.
If you feel like you must respond, then I say just say that JUST CUZ DEY MAMA SO OLD SHE GIVES POWDERED MILK DONT MEAN THEY GOTS TO BE PUTTIN DA MAMAS OF DA WORLD YO
shiiiieeet....

say she just died

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either that or tell them they're ugly and cant get the bitches like you can

Tell them: "You only make yo mama jokes because you're really adopted and your parents don't love you"

Deck him/her in the face with a plank. Or fist, whichever you prefer.

Say what I say; "So's ya face."

Useful in ANY situation. :wink:

Definitely.

or just disregard it.

I just call them immature, and I look like the bigger man :D

if really not n the mood dish out wat they gave if in an ok mood use scarcasm its your best friend

Sarcasm is even worse than Yo' Mama jokes.

I highly recommend checking this out. It was a flyer printed by Greenpeace London (not affiliated with Greenpeace™ the major non profit) that landed them in the international spotlight when McDonalds took them to court to cover up what these folks were saying:

Tell them they're adopted.

"Your momma sucks cocks in hell."

"Your momma's so dumb she didn't raise her son to respect people's mothers."

"I gave your mom a Hot Carl."

"That's what she said."

"STFU."

When people say it to me it makes me laugh at the pitifulness of ut

lead pipes were invented for a reason...

Spit in their face.