You have...me.
Hi, nice you meet you. I am Tombgeek, also Chris and He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named (I'm only joking. I just read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows :p. So I'm at the stage where I am pointing a stick at everything and shouting "Accio <insert object>!").
We just got side tracked because I went on about effeminate Bruno, lesbians and gay bears. Hmmm...bears.