"[SIZE=-1]SCRAAAAAAAAATCH! Oh my stars of the love of Liza. You scratched my C-D". - The Ringer
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"Haha Command center. Its a basement!" - Live Free or Die Hard

Party in my pants from Anchorman

"So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the fuck they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullshit. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' fuckin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business."

Joe - Resevoir Dogs.

Bob-I don't want to leave.
Charlotte-So don't, and stay here with me. We'll start a jazz band.
~Lost in Translation

We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now.~Withnail and I

From Knocked Up:

Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your asshole.

Say hello to my Little Friend !!!!
-Scarface

Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.

~Wedding Crashers

Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: mark my words, give it an hour maybe two, keep a weather eye out and there will be white sails on that horizon.

From Pirates Of The Caribbean : The Curse Of The Black Pearl.

Robbie's canadian. You can tell by his youth.~Wilde

It's the benefit of a top level education, I can't write and I can't spell.~The talented Mr Ripley

Do you know, I saw this film the other day about syphilis. It was too awful, I couldn't let a man touch me for a week.~Cabaret

No, let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.~Monty Python and the holy grail.

"...and that's all i have to say about that"
if i have to tell you what movie that's from, then you aught to be shot, and that's all i have to say about that.

Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you are going to get!!

"Well fuckface...jou just fucked yourself."

Scarface rules!!

From Die hard 4.0

Matthew Farrel: Holy Crap... you just killed a helicopter with a car
John McClain: *heh* i was out of bullets


I just love how he says that he "killed" the helictoper xD

How do you kill a helicopter?

mine is lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!inono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

Take a look at yourself here in a worn-out Mardi Gras outfit, rented for 50 cents from some rag-picker. And with a crazy crown on. Now what kind of a queen do you think you are? Do you know that I've been on to you from the start, and not once did you pull the wool over this boy's eyes? You come in here and you sprinkle the place with powder and you spray perfume and you stick a paper lantern over the light bulb - and, lo and behold, the place has turned to Egypt and you are the Queen of the Nile, sitting on your throne, swilling down my liquor. And do you know what I say? Ha ha! Do you hear me? Ha ha ha!

"You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest."

hXc wrote:

"You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest."

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE! :D:D:D:D