Strip down until your naked when everyone is home.
Run around screaming, "I'M GAYYY!! I'M GAY, BITCHES, GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!".
That way, they have every right to be pissed, and you had fun, and you get their reactions on film.
She kept lookin' at her watch (Doesn't matter; had sex)
But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter; had sex)
I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter; had sex)
She put a bag on my head (Still counts)