1000 things not to say during sex
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mario_128 wrote:
160. i have teeth in my vagina
and if you wanna me to prove it to you, I'll bite off your dick now.... -
uh oh!feel free to PM me if you wanna talk
Apprentice Chef. " never trust a skinny chef " -
Here it comes!!!!!
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161. Is it in yet?
162. Damn it fell out[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
And i have chronic socialisation diseace So feel free to add my msn: [email protected] -
163. Will you marry me?
164. Oh yeah, i don't have a penis sorryHo Diddly Hum...
- I AM A PASTAFARIAN - -
165. no thats the wrong hole.
166. you can put your penis in now
167. *wakes up* sorry did i miss anythingNothing hurts my world Just effects the ones around me. -
168. Epic fail![CENTER][SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
[SIZE=3]"A Day Without Laughter is a Day Wasted"[/SIZE]
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168. *vibe goes the phone* hang on.....its my grandma, I gotta get this
(sad thing is thats happened to me before DX )living life through a camera lens -
169. Oh, damn... I forgot, i have chlamydia[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
And i have chronic socialisation diseace So feel free to add my msn: [email protected]The post was edited 1 time, last by Joachim ().
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170. You've got body odour
171. Where did we meet again?
172. Wanna' play monolopy? -
173. "Hold on one sec, I told my mom i'd call her when i lost my virginity."[SIZE=4]You can't take away my strength
Fix these broken veins
Nothing left to fight[/SIZE]
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