I dont want to reveal my real birthday online, but its sometime between now and the begining of september. a girl i really fancy was talking about the birthday sex she had with her boyfriend and it made me quite jealous. i would like to ave birthday sex too,anive decided that either my house party or at a club on the weekend i will lose my free sex virginity. i dont care how tbh, ill ry and get a one night stand but if not, i have some fairly slutty female frieds, ill ask one of them to do me a favour, ill beg if i must. what would be the best way to go about getting laid for free for the first time on or around my birthday
Birthday sex
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Evan Smith wrote:
i will lose my free sex virginity.
ill beg if i must.
What?
That's pathetic.
Just wait till you find a girl and then a wife, you'll probably have sex on your birthday at least 30 - 40 times till the end of your life. -
Even if you wrote all that in proper english I think it still wouldn't sound right.
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Sex on your birthday is no different to sex any other day, unless you're with some uptight frigid bitch who only does the shit you like when she thinks she has to.
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Not a thing wrong with wanting some sex on your Birthday man. But don't beg. That's just wrong. Maybe just say it as a joke to a girl or two and see how they react.
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begging? dude seriously...[CENTER] [/CENTER]
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Kevmo7 wrote:
begging? dude seriously...
REMEMBER JOANN?
YOU BEGGED HER.
SO DON'T EVEN START.
CUZ I WILL PUT YOU ON BLAST.
TOOTLES. -
you guys dont understand, i need some help. i dont know how to get laid without paying and i really want to, just once
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I never beg or bow to anybody at all, so know your place MVP.
Dude why are you making such a big deal out of it? chill out
Just have fun with your life and soon enough you'll end up with somebody[CENTER] [/CENTER] -
Evan Smith wrote:
you guys dont understand, i need some help. i dont know how to get laid without paying and i really want to, just once
and i never want to get married lol
Well, learn, what can I say?
Be nice and seductive, get one night stand or meet a nice girl and start relationship.... Idk which part you don't understand. There is no secret formula to get free sex. -
Evan Smith wrote:
you guys dont understand, i need some help.
I'm gonna have to agree with that. -
That's just wrong... And you say you're a virgin as well. Even worse. -
ivaiva wrote:
Well, learn, what can I say?
Be nice and seductive, get one night stand or meet a nice girl and start relationship.... Idk which part you don't understand. There is no secret formula to get free sex.
Its funny how the people who make a big deal about getting sex never get it.
And the people who dont make it a big deal, get it.[CENTER] [/CENTER] -
Kevmo7 wrote:
Its funny how the people who make a big deal about getting sex never get it.
And the people who dont make it a big deal, get it.
Ahaha yeah i agree...[CENTER] [/CENTER] -
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Evan Smith wrote:
you guys dont understand, i need some help. i dont know how to get laid without paying and i really want to, just once
and i never want to get married lol
Is this where you live?:
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Kevmo7 wrote:
Its funny how the people who make a big deal about getting sex never get it.
And the people who dont make it a big deal, get it.
You're like the biggest culprit of this. -
Good Ass Job wrote:
You're like the biggest culprit of this.
Knowing alot about sex and making a big deal out of it are two different things.
One is having the knowledge, the other is being desperate.
With my girlfriend at the moment, my sex drive has risen a bit, but its only because hers is so damn high by comparison, otherwise I never made it a huge deal because my sex drive wasnt really that high due to uni and working etc
Glad to answer your question though[CENTER] [/CENTER] -
Kevmo7 wrote:
Knowing alot about sex and making a big deal out of it are two different things.
One is having the knowledge, the other is being desperate.
With my girlfriend at the moment, my sex drive has risen a bit, but its only because hers is so damn high by comparison, otherwise I never made it a huge deal because my sex drive wasnt really that high due to uni and working etc
Glad to answer your question though
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Kevmo7 wrote:
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Kevmo7 wrote:
With my girlfriend at the moment, my sex drive has risen a bit, but its only because hers is so damn high by comparison, otherwise I never made it a huge deal because my sex drive wasnt really that high due to uni and working etc
Point proven.