(beat plays)
Well I came from the West side
Please no photos
But I can sure smile wide
Trust me, you can't compare the East side to the West side
(beat plays)
You say I hop on dicks
Well I guess you can tell your dad I said hi
He hasn't seen me in a long time
Boy that dick loved my time
(beat plays)
I hop in a cab
All eyes on me
I came from the West side
Haters all over me
I got out of the cab
I feel so light
Sorry, I just had a bud light
Police look at me
There I also see
A big hairy man looking at me
He must be from 1D
(beat plays)
Well I came from the West side
Please no photos
But I can sure smile wide
Trust me, you can't compare the East side to the West side
(beat plays)
You say I hop on dicks
Well I guess you can tell your dad I said hi
He hasn't seen me in a long time
Boy that dick loved my time
(beat plays)
I hop in a cab
All eyes on me
I came from the West side
Haters all over me
I got out of the cab
I feel so light
Sorry, I just had a bud light
Police look at me
There I also see
A big hairy man looking at me
He must be from 1D
(beat plays)
"As in heaven as on Earth, we've been dead since our birth" -Hollywood Undead