Because what are the chances of him cheating on me.
I want to date a really ugly guy
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that sound selfish like really.. that sounds like you only wanna date him because you feel sorry for yourself that you have been cheated on by good looking guys and you figure dating this guy nobody would wanna date him... well this is just selfish.. you are selfish...
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I went out with an ugly guy for a while and he cheated on me. He was good with words and pretty confident so that's how he got women. He was basically a player. Not all ugly guys are loyal and not all good looking guys cheat. Every guy is completely different.
I'd say, go for guys who don't believe they're good looking and are quite shy. Not insecure guys because they can get quite possessive/paranoid about you cheating. Confident, flirtatious guys, good looking or not, usually can pull many women. Avoid players. -
Well you're in luck, JohnDoe is single.
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^ :rofl:
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Megs wrote:
Well you're in luck, JohnDoe is single.
Your mom hasn't told you yet? We're back together. Awk.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] -
Oh, you talk to the dead now too? You just get weirder and weirder, bro.
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Megs wrote:
Oh, you talk to the dead now too? You just get weirder and weirder, bro.
Don't forget.
Dates the dead.
"As in heaven as on Earth, we've been dead since our birth" -Hollywood Undead -
Only because corpses can't say no.
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Nope. I date the dead because I am dead.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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JohnDoe429 wrote:
Nope. I date the dead because I am dead.
Then why are you typing?
I thought the dead couldn't do shit.
Don't even say your a ghost or you came back to haunt the living. That shit is so old."As in heaven as on Earth, we've been dead since our birth" -Hollywood Undead -
Dead women is the only pussy he can get.
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Hann. wrote:
Dead women is the only pussy he can get.
Or I could just go to a club and hook up with a drunken you...[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] -
JohnDoe429 wrote:
Or I could just go to a club and hook up with a drunken you...
Wouldn't the be rape?
Because when people are drunk, they don't know what the fuck is going on.
And drunk people do throw up. :lol:
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The bombest wrote:
Wouldn't the be rape?
Because when people are drunk, they don't know what the fuck is going on.
And drunk people do throw up.
Wouldn't that be rape?
(Had to fix my spelling ;))"As in heaven as on Earth, we've been dead since our birth" -Hollywood Undead -
JohnDoe429 wrote:
Or I could just go to a club and hook up with a drunken you...
Even drunk chicks wouldn't say yes. They'd just laugh twice as hard when you're still ugly with beer goggles:) -
The bombest wrote:
Wouldn't the be rape?
Because when people are drunk, they don't know what the fuck is going on.
Not if she doesn't say "no". It'd be taking advantage of her, but she likes that shit anyways.
Not rape.
Megs wrote:
Even drunk chicks wouldn't say yes. They'd just laugh twice as hard when you're still ugly with beer goggles:)
Too bad you've never seen a picture of me. And nor will you ever, because I don't provide shallow sluts with pictures. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] -
JohnDoe429 wrote:
[B]Too bad you've never seen a picture of me. And nor will you ever, because I don't provide shallow sluts with pictures.
Stop trying to hide the fact that your ugly."As in heaven as on Earth, we've been dead since our birth" -Hollywood Undead -
JohnDoe429 wrote:
Not if she doesn't say "no". It'd be taking advantage of her, but she likes that shit anyways.
Not rape.
Too bad you've never seen a picture of me. And nor will you ever, because I don't provide shallow sluts with pictures.
Unfortunately, we've all seen your ugly mug. -
How would you have the pride to be seen with an ugly guy?
I mean, sure... Ugly people deserve chances too but you've got to find them sexy in some sense in order to make it work out. -
Megs wrote:
Unfortunately, we've all seen your ugly mug.
You mean unfortunately you haven't?!
And I would rather be ugly than have crabs.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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