1,964 Mar 16th 2024, 9:51pm Sent him a picture Display Spoiler of a pint of Guinness I’m not clumsy its just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in the way
1,966 Mar 17th 2024, 1:08pm Penelope wrote: Bought a homeless person a coffee and steak bake from Greggs Well done Penelope - a lovely gesture Live for today
1,970 Mar 18th 2024, 6:56am Had some drinks in the student bar I’m not clumsy its just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in the way
1,973 Mar 20th 2024, 10:45am Texted with him while he was in class Dont be afraid to come talk to me, I dont bite...
1,975 Mar 21st 2024, 9:09am Said our goodbyes I’m not clumsy its just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in the way
1,978 Mar 22nd 2024, 2:19pm Fought to smear my socks on his face "Comedy is like sex. If they haven't made a noise in a while, change what you're doing" - Sara Pascoe