"Don't jump out of the helicopter. Merely let yourself fall"
- My boyfriends dad
"What happened to him? It looks like he sat on the left side of a violinist"
- My boyfriends mom
- My boyfriends dad
"What happened to him? It looks like he sat on the left side of a violinist"
- My boyfriends mom
"Comedy is like sex. If they haven't made a noise in a while, change what you're doing" - Sara Pascoe