I accidentally slept naked

    • I accidentally slept naked

      Im not there's anything triggering within this paragraph bur if your a gal and a guy talking about nudity makes your uncomfortable obviously I'd skip to the bottom when I talk about a bird
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      Litterally how I didn't even know I could do that
      For context
      It was like 2:am last night and I was really tired then I heard my parents going to bed I have chronic insomnia and wasn't willing to go find a melatonin gummy so I turned into the tv to knock me out then I started getting hot (Ohio weather sucks) so I took off my shirt and attempted to sleep again then very briefly I took my pants and underwear off because they were bugging me and I wanted to readjust maybe keep them on for a few to helpe cool down

      I fell asleep
      Then I woke up naked
      My window open
      My brother asleep
      And some morning
      Then I spent 3 minutes searching for new clothes
      Got dressed
      Grabbed my phone
      And began writeing this


      Also a bird nested in my garage and instead of moveing it's nest I befriended it her name is Phillip (I mis gendered her) and her partner is phillis (I don't care) she's a carrier pigeon and she laid eggs yesterday