I was watching the olympics today, particularly the diving and thought about how awful it would be if one of them got an erection whilst wearing their tight swimming trunks, i mean especially for those younger people who have to go back to all of their friends at school, has anyone ever got and erection at a really awkward time when they have been wearing very little, not just sports but other things too, plays or whatever??
Awkward Erections
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I can't say I've ever gotten an erection at an odd time ever, I guess that's just me being lucky though I guess. If any time would be the oddest, it'd be in school, years ago though.
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Peter.UK wrote:
I was watching the olympics today, particularly the diving and thought about how awful it would be if one of them got an erection whilst wearing their tight swimming trunks, i mean especially for those younger people who have to go back to all of their friends at school, has anyone ever got and erection at a really awkward time when they have been wearing very little, not just sports but other things too, plays or whatever??
lol.
this reminds me of a joke i saw on mock the week a while back-
they were talking about britains diving prodigy. hes 13 or something. and they were saying hes going to be do doing the biggest dive of his life, with camera trained on him, and hes gonna get a hard on
no really weird ones... i dunno...[CENTER]We Are Living Orwell's Nightmare:[/CENTER]
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I would find it awfully hard to get a hard on whilst wearing a speedo. Speedo's are not comfortable and I find that to get a hard on I need to be comfortable!
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you should try getting an erection
while carring something benied your head
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I was swimming with my girlfriend and my erection just wouldn't go limp. I wasn't worried about her she liked. I was worried about the other people. I didn't want them to think I was a pervert lol but I was hard because my girl. It was like err.....To a new beginning.
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I love swimming!
Just to let you know bro. I've seen horrible things happen to guys. Including myself. It's just erections that pop out of no where. I remember once when my step-brother had a competition and he was really nervous ( You should of seen his legs!)
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At school.(Formerly Timmarus)
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ive gotten sum awkward ones... when i was swimming with my little sister and her friends, i got a boner in the pool. they asked me to do a cannon-ball into the pool and i managed to hide my boner well enough that nobody could see it outside the water. when i jumped in i lost my shorts... my sisters friend had them and when i went to get them back.. BOOM! there it was, lmao
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School, bus, car, library... everywhere where sexy girls are. you name it.If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
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sad guys,, very sad. Can't even keep your hormones together though thank god i dont have a penis.
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lava-czech wrote:
sad guys,, very sad. Can't even keep your hormones together though thank god i dont have a penis.
Everything, ever, is remotely sexual to guys. Tight pants on a bus…. HELLLLO.
Also, everyday pretty much.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]...
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lava-czech wrote:
sad guys,, very sad. Can't even keep your hormones together though thank god i dont have a penis.
Explain me whats sad about this? It is normal human behaviour. What you said is just as stupid as if I said "wow, girls you have period, thats sad sad sad". Bullshit, theres nothing sad 'bout it.If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. -
Periods are pretty gross though.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]...
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Nobody forces you to look at it, right? I bet women would be happier without it. You dont have to like or hate it, just accept it.If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
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I was wearing jeans at school (As I do everyday) and I got called up in front of the class when I was hard...
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haha i've thought about that before.. but the swimmers never seem to get boners. its things like that that make me happy to be a girl
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haha, arent you a lucky one >.>
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On dates I would get a boner whenever I held my girlfriend's hand, so I had to keep that hidden. lol
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lava-czech wrote:
sad guys,, very sad. Can't even keep your hormones together though thank god i dont have a penis.
Hmm...
Sad girls...very sad. Can't even keep your MOOD SWINGS together. Thank god I don't have a vagina.
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