Awkward Erections

runner · Aug 13th 2008, 5:31am

I go commando in short shorts for cross country. But if i get a boner i just jog it off.

oh, speaking of the olympics and being turned on, anyone else here see Fabian Hambuchen on the german gymnastics team??

(he's the one on the left)

Anonymous1 · Aug 13th 2008, 7:47am

i was in the detention room, bored, nothing to do, BOOM

Jimbo Jones · Aug 13th 2008, 9:23am

The dude on the right is hotter. His smile turns me on.

Pressure · Aug 13th 2008, 10:03am

During the school prom photo

yelloweyescopperhair69 · Aug 13th 2008, 12:36pm

i got an erection when i was wearing a towel in a crowded room really bad when your dicks really long

Strlder · Aug 14th 2008, 3:35am

Peter.UK wrote:

I was watching the olympics today, particularly the diving and thought about how awful it would be if one of them got an erection whilst wearing their tight swimming trunks, i mean especially for those younger people who have to go back to all of their friends at school, has anyone ever got and erection at a really awkward time when they have been wearing very little, not just sports but other things too, plays or whatever??

believe me, that was one of the first things i checked when i joined swimming. its not possible to get hard in one. they too tight. I made sure that I wouldn't have to worry. Jammers though are awkward if you get one because it completely outlines it and aren't as easy to hide as regular suits. I found this out watching this couple in the pool. the girl was pretty good lookin.

Jakethy · Aug 14th 2008, 3:41am

runner wrote:

I go commando in short shorts for cross country. But if i get a boner i just jog it off.

oh, speaking of the olympics and being turned on, anyone else here see Fabian Hambuchen on the german gymnastics team??

(he's the one on the left)

If I thought about him I am sure I would get one.

cal1991 · Aug 14th 2008, 3:46am

Always at the end of school exams, right when you have to walk out, specially when i did my gcse's xD mainly coz you have to sit silently and lean forward and close your eyes or whatever then your mind starts to wander

NSixxRules · Aug 14th 2008, 3:47am

Jimbo Jones wrote:

Periods are pretty gross though.

i know blood coming out of the vagina... eww... thats some messy sh!t down there..

yea i get them often, mostly when i'm sitting for more than 10 minutes. like at school i have to take a leak i got a boner. i come to school and step out of the car i got a boner. i hate that.

lava-czech · Aug 14th 2008, 3:49am

^ this is why we have tampons and pads.

filip · Aug 14th 2008, 3:52am

lava-czech wrote:

sad guys,, very sad. Can't even keep your hormones together though thank god i dont have a penis.

I do hope that post was a joke. If not, I am surprised that you dont know that guys get erections at random times. Not just when they are thinking about sexual things. Like already said, it's normal human behavior.

lava-czech · Aug 14th 2008, 3:54am

yes it was a joke i'm not an idiot

assassinROW · Aug 14th 2008, 4:01am

hm, usually when im w/ a girl that i really like. And were doing something, haha sometimes i don't hide, and let her find it.

When i gotta take a leak at school. Those just kinda suck.

So i stick it into the rubber band lining of my boxers, it keeps it hidden and it feels good.

(Super Bad)

Niico · Aug 14th 2008, 4:11am

Lmao I get boners watching woman tennis.

Lostsoul · Aug 14th 2008, 4:27am

I got a boner while holding a girls hand... thanks god my penis is too small to show..

Jimbo Jones · Aug 14th 2008, 10:55am

I got a boner watching the beach volleyball and watching the hockey and watching the basketball. And it was men's basketball!***

*** May/may not be true.***

***It isn't.

zano · Jan 9th 2022, 1:20pm

in locker room after PE. luckily i was in a shower stall and could hide it relatively well. it didn’t last long

jones0819 · Jan 27th 2022, 6:43pm

last awkard boner was in the school library right before needing to go my next class

pahern0317 · Mar 3rd 2022, 7:56am

Awkward boner is when you are in the school showers surrounded by your naked classmates.

soft · Mar 4th 2022, 12:02pm

It has been seen sometimes

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