What is the B I G G E S T embarassment you have had during sex
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I've had sex quite a few times and these are some of the things that went wrong, one night i was with a girl i was so drunk i could even get hard lol, another night the condom broke, the only one i had was ripped when i put it on so nothing happened that night but foreplay
the worst thing that happened me was i was at a house party doing it in my friends mothers bed and afterwards i lost the condom lol i found it after 10mins searching, thank god for that! -
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ilovecola wrote:
I've had sex quite a few times and these are some of the things that went wrong, one night i was with a girl i was so drunk i could even get hard lol, another night the condom broke, the only one i had was ripped when i put it on so nothing happened that night but foreplay the worst thing that happened me was i was at a house party doing it in my friends mothers bed and afterwards i lost the condom lol i found it after 10mins searching, thank god for that!
ah good ole whiskey dick haha.
i don't think i'll have that problem, my crap like works too well, it gets up when it doesn't even need to haha, its annoying sometimes. -
That happens to my friend.. lol.
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you girls are lucky you don't have to worry about morning wood. do you know what it feels like to wake up and worry that your mom walked in to get you up and your crap was flashed out right infront of her? haha.
its there every morning, every day, can't do anything about it lol. -
Baha, nicee...
Have you ever gotten caught ? -
not yet, i HOPE. i'm sure shes seen it under my covers but doesn't want to say anything lol.
would you be like "oh by the way son i saw your boner this morning when i woke you up" hahahah. -
^awkward conversation would follow, I'm sure.
Nothing embarassing, here, actually.
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got it out and there was toilet paper stuck to end from when I jerked in bathroom - NOT cool
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we were at his house and deep into eachother when his 6 year old brother walked by his window and watched the whole thing:ohold tight. never let go. this is over. what now?
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i was doin it wit this girl and her cousin was in the bed right next to us so we got in to doggystyle and he wakes up and is like wtf and then just kept goin for a lil while and laughed at it after lol
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betty2692 wrote:
we tried music but the cd had some weird ass song eith guns and stuff and we were getting all intimate and then bang bang bang. i was like "nice sex music.."
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Polish people are awesome, might I just add.
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I got a leg cramp once. That was so much embarrassing, but more annoying. \
I know a girl who was going down on a guy when she was ridiculously drunk. She gagged and threw up on his dick. That was gross.
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That would be when I hit the cervix. Talk about an awkward situation.
*she yelps in surprise/pain*
"What?"
" I think you just hit my cervix.... ahhhh" *groaning in discomfort*
Yeah, that was weird.Love it when you call me Legs
In the morning, buy me eggs -
Bebop wrote:
That would be when I hit the cervix. Talk about an awkward situation.
*she yelps in surprise/pain*
"What?"
" I think you just hit my cervix.... ahhhh" *groaning in discomfort*
Yeah, that was weird.
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JennyColada wrote:
I once told a guy I loved him. I nearly died of embarassment. Luckily he said it back at the time, but we never discussed it again.
haha brilliant -
Was my first time, he broke me, hurt like hell.
This is exactly what I yelled:
"AHH! FUCK YOU ASSC*NT!"
I realized what I said and I was like "Ummm.. carry on. =] "
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