That would be so weird .. like really really really weird ..

catch your parents having sex at a young age isn't that like dramatizing?


OMG DADDY IS HURTING MOMMY STOP DADDY look she screaming out to god why wont u stop!

I remember someone telling me if i masturbate ill die..:sarcastic_smiley:

That would suck epic dick ..

i was told if you had sex or a relationship with your relatives you would blow up.
if you masterbate you go blind or get hairy palms
and i use to think you could have sex with your self if you were a hermaphrodite
and i thought sex was just laying on top of each other for a while

I asked my brother where girls peed from and he told me their butts. So I went on thinking that till about age 9

becomes blind if you masturbate and premature ejaculation lol

SugarLips wrote:

I thought hermaphodites could get themselves pregnant -,-

Haha, me too xD

Also there was a girl in my class when i was in year 8 (about 12 years old i think) who thought guys could have anal with themselves, even when we all told her she was wrong

Lol I thought that too...I thought there was just like nothing on a girl there...

IF you went blind its gonna be twice as hard to masturbate properly, But honestly who tells their 7 year old child that if you touch yourself you'll go blind? i think a 7 year old would just give you the face

[B][B][B][B][B][B]I go to catholic school so...
:3

Basically they told us that it's a sin to masturbate, watch porn, have pre-marital sex, etc.
But they say it's a mortal sin, and you could go to confession only if you're truly sorry and you have to never ever do it again.
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And yeah, that relatives were watching. xD[/B]

Haha, same here. Even in my current senior year they're still saying things like this they've said every year.

Also, anal sex is physical abuse, they say.

If you wear a condom (or use any contraceptives), you don't love your wife.

It is not the myths that are astounding, it is the facts that are crazy.
For example:
* In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.
* In Alexandria, Minnesota, USA, it is still illegal for a man who has garlic, onions or sardines on his breath to have sex with his wife.
* In Oxford, Ohio, USA, it is still illegal for a woman to undress in front of a picture of a man.
* In Iowa, USA, it is against the law to kiss for more than five minutes.
* In Minnesota, USA, it is still against the law to hang male and female underwear together on the same washing line.
And if you don't believe it, click here.

I heard something like "Angels will kill you" xD. Meh... D= I taught those imaginary angels.

nope never

Lololol Jokes XD

I didnt really hear any myths, but at about 9 i thought sex was a guy peeing in a girls vag :S:P