*Gives gesture with index finger*
*Person walks over*
I made you come with one finger. Imagine what I can do with my whole hand.
Did you eat some lucky charms this morning? Because you're looking magically delicious.
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[CENTER][SIZE=4]Chivalry isn't dead. It's just being a really good ninja.[/SIZE]
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ahhh there was like two threads of this already. butttt
"nice shoes wanna fuck?"
"are you wearing spacepants cause your ass is out of this world."
"did it hurt?" -did what hurt? "when you fell down from heaven cause you look like an angel."
"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. "
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[CENTER][SIZE=4]Chivalry isn't dead. It's just being a really good ninja.[/SIZE]
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-Wanna dance?
-Yeah, sure thing.
-Sweet, you won't need this then *Walks off with chair*
Breakfast tomorrow? Do you want me to call you or nudge you?
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
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[SIZE=2]It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.[/SIZE][/SIZE]
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Dnno bout good or bad but fell for one once
Guy: Are you wearing false eyelashes?
Girl: No
Guy: I dont believe you close your eyes so i can see
*Girl closes eyes and guy steals a kiss*
I dont Use pick up lines, if i think a girl is pretty i just say she pretty.
cheerhottie17239 (12:12:32 AM):[SIZE=2]WE who were born from different moms who share different blood swear on this day on siblinghood to allways remain siblings in god we trust[/SIZE]